Little Johnny in Math Class.
One day little Johnny was sitting in math class.
The teacher asked him, “there are 3 crows on a fence the farmer shoots one how many are left?”
Little Johnny replied “none.”
Confused the teacher asked again.
“Johnny, there are 3 crows on the fence the farmer shoots 1 how many are left?”
Johnny replies “0.”
The teacher says, “ok Little Johnny how are you getting this.”
Little Johnny replies, “if 1 crow dies then the other two fly away, 0 crows left.”
The teacher says “that’s not the correct answer but I like the way your thinking.”
Little Johnny replies, “ok teach, there 3 girls in an ice-cream parlor.
One is sucking the cone, one is licking the cone, and the other is biting the cone, which one is married?”
The teacher replies, “I guess the one sucking the cone.”
Little Johnny says, “no bitch it’s the one with the ring on her finger but, I like the way your thinking.”