When Girls Wear Tight Fittings
UNIVERSAL TRUTH :
When Girls Wear Tight Fittings,
Neither They Are
Comfortable
Nor
Boys Are Comfortable. !!
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A BestSeller Book
Teacher:
What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?
Student:
A Girl On The Cover
And
No Cover On The Girl.
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With Gear or Without Gear
After The Delivery Of A Mechanic’s Wife:
Wife Sends a Message To Husband,
“Your Spare Part Was Delivered.”
The Husband Replied:
WITH GEAR Or WITHOUT GEAR.
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First Night
On Their First Night,
Both Husband and Wife Claimed to be a Virgin.
Wife: Honey, Are you sure you are a Virgin?
If this is your First time, Why are you Doing so Well?
.
.
.
Husband: If this is Your First Time,
How you Know that I’m doing So Well?
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Shy Young Man
A Very Shy Young Man Goes Into A Bar And Sees
A Beautiful Woman Sitting Alone,
After 1 Hour
He Gathers Enough Courage To Ask Her
“Excuse Me Can I Sit Beside U?”
She Responds Loudly
“NO I DON’T WANNA SPEND THE NIGHT WITH U”.
Every 1 In The Bar Starts To Look At The Man,
The Man Was Embarrassed
After A Few Minutes, The Woman Walks Over To
His Table Smiles N Apologizes Says U See I’m
A Psychology Student Studying How People Respond
To Embarrassing Situations,
Man Replied(Loudly):
WHAT…?? 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS 4 ONE NIGHT?
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Small Penis
Today it’s cool to have small cars and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too. Then you, my friend will be THE MAN!!
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A Guy’s Job
A guy sticks his location,
In a girl’s destination,
To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?
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Three Feelings
What is the difference between Stress, Tension & Panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
Panic is when both are pregnant.
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Don’t Lose Your Friends
Man come home,
Saw his Wife with his Friend in Bed.
He shoots his Friend.
Wife says “If you behave like this,
you will lose ALL your friend.
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Sardar on phone
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
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