Category «Little Johnny Stories»

The Government

A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.


One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teacher’s tent and asks “Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?”.


Little Johnny’s class is reviewing the alphabet.
His teacher knows that he has an “advanced” vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him.

Proper Grammar

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.

A Nickel and A Dime

ittle Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime

Late For School

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why.
The teacher tells the principal that