WTF Detective

A teacher was teaching her second-grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.

One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teacher’s tent and asks “Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?”.

Little Johnny’s class is reviewing the alphabet.
His teacher knows that he has an “advanced” vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him.

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word “beautiful” in the same sentence twice.

ittle Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid.
Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime

Little Johnny in Math Class.
One day little Johnny was sitting in math class.
The teacher asked him, “there are 3 crows on a fence

Little Johnny’s neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what’s worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why.
The teacher tells the principal that

Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused.
His mother was Jewish and his father was Hispanic.

Little Johnny was doing his math homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, that son of a bitch is seven