Category: Little Johnny Stories


One night Little Johnny was really scared sleeping by himself at camp, so he sprints out of his tent and runs to his teacher's tent and asks "Miss can I please sleep with you tonight ?".


Little Johnny's class is reviewing the alphabet. His teacher knows that he has an "advanced" vocabulary for his age, so she avoids calling on him.

Proper Grammar

One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked the class for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

A Nickel and A Dime

ittle Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime

3 Crows on a Fence

Little Johnny in Math Class. One day little Johnny was sitting in math class. The teacher asked him, "there are 3 crows on a fence

Johnny’s Neighbour

Little Johnny's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

Late For School

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that

More Jewish or More Hispanic

Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused. His mother was Jewish and his father was Hispanic.
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