Standup Comedy Scripts

Standup Comedy Scripts

George Carlin On “Abortion” – Full Script

George Carlin is a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, and author. Being considered as one of the top comedians of all time, Again 1999.

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Standup Comedy Scripts

George Carlin On “Barely Out Of The Jungle”

Humans do some really interesting things. Like besides killing ourselves, we also kill each other. Murder. And we’re the only ones who do...

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Standup Comedy Scripts

George Carlin On “Jesus Christ On A Cracker”

I was thinking about this younger woman who got buried today. Did you ever think about them? *Probably not*. But I was thinking about this...

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