1 00:00:08,217 --> 00:00:11,721 - The Maniac Kid! 2 00:00:11,804 --> 00:00:13,473 - Come on, Maniac! - Bring us on home. 3 00:00:13,556 --> 00:00:15,975 - He brings a scrappy spirit to the ring 4 00:00:16,058 --> 00:00:18,394 that many do not survive! 5 00:00:18,478 --> 00:00:21,481 It's the Atomic Drop! 6 00:00:21,564 --> 00:00:23,399 - Yeah! Yeah! 7 00:00:23,483 --> 00:00:25,359 - From the wrong side of the tracks, 8 00:00:25,443 --> 00:00:27,111 a newcomer to the league! 9 00:00:27,195 --> 00:00:30,990 All muscle, all attitude! 10 00:00:31,073 --> 00:00:34,368 Maniac Kid with a high-flying smackdown! 11 00:00:35,536 --> 00:00:36,954 Devastating, homicidal! 12 00:00:41,209 --> 00:00:43,169 He's gone! Over the cameras! 13 00:00:45,087 --> 00:00:48,341 It's mayhem in Memphis! 14 00:00:48,424 --> 00:00:50,384 - Today's special is Memphis Soul Stew. 15 00:00:50,468 --> 00:00:52,011 - Yeah, Maniac Kid! 16 00:00:52,094 --> 00:00:54,972 Damn, boy, that was a beautiful thing to watch. 17 00:00:55,056 --> 00:00:57,683 Oh, you are poetry in motion, son. 18 00:00:57,767 --> 00:01:01,729 Here, take it. Any interest in some bonus pay? 19 00:01:02,939 --> 00:01:04,374 - Yes, sir. I'm definitely interested. 20 00:01:04,398 --> 00:01:06,734 - All right, well, you take a ride with us. 21 00:01:06,818 --> 00:01:08,110 South side of town. 22 00:01:08,194 --> 00:01:09,320 Juni! 23 00:01:09,403 --> 00:01:10,988 You drive. 24 00:01:11,072 --> 00:01:12,532 Hey, that's a nice dick, Ernie. 25 00:01:33,845 --> 00:01:35,930 Good morning. 26 00:01:38,683 --> 00:01:39,725 - What the fuck? 27 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:58,327 - Get a job, you bums! 28 00:01:58,411 --> 00:02:00,580 - The hell's the matter with you? 29 00:02:00,663 --> 00:02:02,248 Did I raise you to be a piece of shit 30 00:02:02,331 --> 00:02:04,709 or does it just come naturally? 31 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,043 Asshole. 32 00:02:06,127 --> 00:02:07,587 And where's your sympathy? 33 00:02:07,670 --> 00:02:10,423 They just want the same thing that everybody else wants. 34 00:02:12,008 --> 00:02:14,093 A piece of the fucking pie. 35 00:02:26,022 --> 00:02:27,782 - All right, Maniac, you just follow my lead. 36 00:02:27,815 --> 00:02:29,650 Remember I'm the boss. 37 00:02:29,734 --> 00:02:31,611 - You ain't my boss, Junior. 38 00:02:31,694 --> 00:02:32,921 - Well, yeah, my daddy's the boss. 39 00:02:32,945 --> 00:02:34,906 But technically, that makes me above you 40 00:02:34,989 --> 00:02:37,074 and if I give you an order, you have to do it. 41 00:02:37,158 --> 00:02:38,075 Isn't that right, Daddy? 42 00:02:38,159 --> 00:02:39,319 - You ain't the boss of shit. 43 00:02:39,368 --> 00:02:41,078 Now stop trying to be a big man. 44 00:02:41,162 --> 00:02:43,039 Just put on these masks, get in there, 45 00:02:43,122 --> 00:02:44,916 and take care of business. 46 00:02:44,999 --> 00:02:46,918 Asshole. 47 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,629 - This mask smells like shit. 48 00:02:49,712 --> 00:02:51,464 And guess what. Daddy tooted. 49 00:02:52,715 --> 00:02:54,175 - Yes, I did. 50 00:02:54,258 --> 00:02:55,635 - Kill 'em. 51 00:02:55,718 --> 00:02:56,718 Kill 'em both. 52 00:02:58,930 --> 00:03:00,640 Oh, yeah. 53 00:03:00,723 --> 00:03:03,351 - Crawford, I'm not gonna tell you again. 54 00:03:03,434 --> 00:03:04,810 Turn it down! It's keeping her up. 55 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:06,479 You're making me miss this! 56 00:03:06,562 --> 00:03:08,189 It's my shows, goddamn it. 57 00:03:08,272 --> 00:03:09,690 Your shows... 58 00:03:09,774 --> 00:03:10,775 Don't worry, Margaret. 59 00:03:10,858 --> 00:03:12,610 Not everyone's as mean as your daddy. 60 00:03:12,693 --> 00:03:13,819 - Shut her up. - Mm. 61 00:03:13,903 --> 00:03:15,047 - While you keep him busy, I'll go around 62 00:03:15,071 --> 00:03:16,614 and get from behind. 63 00:03:16,697 --> 00:03:17,907 - Hey! 64 00:03:17,990 --> 00:03:19,784 Bring me a beer if you're rummaging around! 65 00:03:19,867 --> 00:03:20,952 This is empty. 66 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:27,249 - Who the fuck are you? 67 00:03:27,333 --> 00:03:29,585 Ow! 68 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:31,879 Ow! - I said turn the goddamn TV... 69 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,005 - Daddy's home! 70 00:03:33,089 --> 00:03:35,508 Shh. 71 00:03:38,469 --> 00:03:39,553 - You owe Glen. 72 00:03:39,637 --> 00:03:40,638 - I ain't got no money! 73 00:03:40,721 --> 00:03:42,014 Ah! I ain't got no money! 74 00:03:42,098 --> 00:03:43,283 I'm dead broke! - You owe Glen, 75 00:03:43,307 --> 00:03:44,701 and I need that money, and I need it now! 76 00:03:44,725 --> 00:03:46,085 - Tomorrow! Tomorrow, I can get it! 77 00:03:46,143 --> 00:03:47,687 Be Christian. Lemme go! 78 00:03:47,770 --> 00:03:49,063 Do it! 79 00:03:49,146 --> 00:03:50,731 Please, let me go! 80 00:04:02,243 --> 00:04:04,996 - Buy yourself something nice. 81 00:04:07,707 --> 00:04:08,833 Yeah. 82 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,211 - Ah, yeah, poetry in motion. 83 00:05:10,144 --> 00:05:11,645 - You're late, boy. 84 00:05:11,729 --> 00:05:12,855 - Sorry, sir. 85 00:05:14,774 --> 00:05:15,774 - No, go on. 86 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:17,276 Take a seat. - Yes, ma'am. 87 00:05:19,111 --> 00:05:20,196 - Where were you? 88 00:05:20,279 --> 00:05:22,531 - I was out running errands. 89 00:05:22,615 --> 00:05:23,615 - Errands? 90 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:25,034 - Yes, sir. - For who? 91 00:05:25,117 --> 00:05:26,452 For the Lord. 92 00:05:26,535 --> 00:05:29,413 - Can it, Mary! - Both of you... enough. 93 00:05:29,497 --> 00:05:31,540 Now lead us in prayer. 94 00:05:31,624 --> 00:05:32,624 - Me or her? 95 00:05:32,666 --> 00:05:33,793 - I'm looking at you. 96 00:05:33,876 --> 00:05:35,002 - So just say me then. 97 00:05:35,086 --> 00:05:36,837 - Do it, Eli Gemstone. 98 00:05:38,422 --> 00:05:39,548 - Yes, sir. 99 00:05:43,135 --> 00:05:44,970 Good food, good meat, good God, let's eat. 100 00:05:59,693 --> 00:06:02,154 - I'm ashamed. 101 00:06:02,238 --> 00:06:04,448 I stand before you as an old friend 102 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:07,451 and a child of Christ. 103 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:11,539 Not the deviant sex-doer the media paints me as. 104 00:06:13,833 --> 00:06:15,960 I don't know what my family's gonna do. 105 00:06:16,043 --> 00:06:17,729 - You probably should've thought of that before you filmed 106 00:06:17,753 --> 00:06:19,106 your wife doing cunnilingus on a woman 107 00:06:19,130 --> 00:06:20,631 in a dance club bathroom. 108 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:21,715 Amen. 109 00:06:21,799 --> 00:06:22,800 - Okay, Diane. 110 00:06:22,883 --> 00:06:24,677 Well, what, you fixing to pile on? 111 00:06:24,760 --> 00:06:26,470 You got no compassion for me? 112 00:06:26,554 --> 00:06:28,055 After how long we known each other. 113 00:06:28,139 --> 00:06:30,683 - Apparently, I didn't know you as well as I thought I did. 114 00:06:30,766 --> 00:06:33,686 Lot of revelations in this "New York Times" piece. 115 00:06:33,769 --> 00:06:35,020 Lots of deviants. 116 00:06:35,104 --> 00:06:36,939 - Don't you talk deviants to me. 117 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:39,650 - Brothers, sister pastors, 118 00:06:39,733 --> 00:06:42,403 Makawon wants a chance to speak. 119 00:06:42,486 --> 00:06:44,822 I think we owe him that much. 120 00:06:44,905 --> 00:06:47,825 - We didn't do anything illegal. 121 00:06:47,908 --> 00:06:50,661 Those were private pleasures shared with my wife. 122 00:06:50,744 --> 00:06:52,288 And we didn't know we ate Molly. 123 00:06:52,371 --> 00:06:54,874 We thought they were mini SweeTarts. 124 00:06:54,957 --> 00:06:58,210 Please don't kick my family off the streaming platform, Eli. 125 00:06:58,294 --> 00:07:00,629 We've always been a loyal affiliate. 126 00:07:00,713 --> 00:07:02,882 My church can't survive in this new normal 127 00:07:02,965 --> 00:07:05,718 without being on streaming. 128 00:07:05,801 --> 00:07:08,304 I don't know what I'm gonna do if we can't be on TV no more. 129 00:07:08,387 --> 00:07:11,056 - It taints the whole brand. 130 00:07:11,140 --> 00:07:13,893 Now what message does that send to my congregation? 131 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,186 - Mak. 132 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:17,104 Now I know you feeling 'bout as low 133 00:07:17,188 --> 00:07:19,648 as a bowlegged caterpillar. 134 00:07:19,732 --> 00:07:20,816 But I'm with Diane. 135 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:29,535 - He says his church is really cool with the gays 136 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:31,160 and the queers, but not so much about 137 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:34,079 the swingers and the thrah... thrahples. 138 00:07:34,163 --> 00:07:35,265 - Damn it, Tony! DeeDee and I are not 139 00:07:35,289 --> 00:07:36,749 in a throuple with this woman! 140 00:07:36,832 --> 00:07:39,793 She's a random with a lifestyle calls her a snack. 141 00:07:39,877 --> 00:07:42,254 You think this reporter's just my problem? 142 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:44,423 He's all our problem. 143 00:07:44,506 --> 00:07:46,091 He's a crusader. 144 00:07:46,175 --> 00:07:48,010 An activist. 145 00:07:48,093 --> 00:07:50,763 You're wrong if you don't think he gonna come after you next. 146 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,890 It ain't like y'all don't have your secrets too. 147 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,811 - All right, Mak. 148 00:07:57,895 --> 00:08:00,481 This is not how I wanted it to go down. 149 00:08:00,564 --> 00:08:02,399 Mm. 150 00:08:02,483 --> 00:08:04,568 - So that's that? 151 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,079 I'm gonna kill myself. 152 00:08:19,208 --> 00:08:20,584 - Mak! 153 00:08:37,935 --> 00:08:39,270 - Ouch. 154 00:08:39,353 --> 00:08:40,813 - My legs! 155 00:08:40,896 --> 00:08:42,356 Oh, my legs! 156 00:08:45,067 --> 00:08:45,943 [Jay-Jay Johanson's "So Tell the Girls 157 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,319 [That I Am Back in Town"] 158 00:10:11,779 --> 00:10:16,200 - Hey, so... don't think I'm not grateful 'cause I... 159 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:18,869 I totally get how generous this is and all, really, I do. 160 00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:21,538 But, um... 161 00:10:21,622 --> 00:10:22,873 could I just get an apartment? 162 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,375 This place is kinda... 163 00:10:24,458 --> 00:10:25,959 honestly, Mom, it's super gross. 164 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:28,253 Yeah, no doy it's super gross. 165 00:10:28,337 --> 00:10:29,755 Granddaddy Roy died here. 166 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:31,924 Pooped and peed all over the floors. 167 00:10:32,007 --> 00:10:34,051 But that was many moons ago. 168 00:10:34,134 --> 00:10:36,196 - That's right, and we've had this place deep cleaned 169 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,596 multiple times. - Right. 170 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:39,699 - Your great-granddaddy's mansion is our gift to you 171 00:10:39,723 --> 00:10:41,266 for making the right choices. - Mm-hmm. 172 00:10:41,350 --> 00:10:43,936 - You found a way to use your movie industry 173 00:10:44,019 --> 00:10:45,562 Tinseltown talents for good. 174 00:10:45,646 --> 00:10:47,898 - And not just for good, but for God. 175 00:10:47,981 --> 00:10:49,566 - I mean, I'm filming sermons. 176 00:10:49,650 --> 00:10:51,044 It's not quite what I was trying to do. 177 00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:52,588 - No, it's better. - Yeah, it's better. 178 00:10:53,654 --> 00:10:55,781 - Ow! - The hell is that? 179 00:10:55,864 --> 00:10:57,074 - Ah, stop it! 180 00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,867 - Hey, Mom, can we kick holes in the walls 181 00:10:58,951 --> 00:10:59,993 in the green bathroom? 182 00:11:00,077 --> 00:11:01,346 The toilet in there doesn't even work. 183 00:11:01,370 --> 00:11:02,746 - No, you may not! 184 00:11:02,830 --> 00:11:03,914 - Man! 185 00:11:03,997 --> 00:11:05,457 Let's go jump on the Tempur-Pedic! 186 00:11:05,541 --> 00:11:06,583 - Abraham! - Abraham, 187 00:11:06,667 --> 00:11:08,293 take that goddamn diaper off your head! 188 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,815 Gideon, get up there and straighten those boys out. 189 00:11:11,839 --> 00:11:13,024 - Okay. - And if you wouldn't mind, 190 00:11:13,048 --> 00:11:14,608 please, your mother and I would like you 191 00:11:14,675 --> 00:11:16,635 to have a talk with Abraham. 192 00:11:16,718 --> 00:11:17,761 - What about? 193 00:11:18,929 --> 00:11:20,389 Uh... 194 00:11:21,432 --> 00:11:24,351 Well, it would appear that your baby bro 195 00:11:24,435 --> 00:11:27,187 has started to jack his little ding-a-ling. 196 00:11:27,271 --> 00:11:29,773 And your mama has found his stained jockeys 197 00:11:29,857 --> 00:11:31,108 in some very odd places. 198 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:33,318 - Mm-hmm, I think he's embarrassed. 199 00:11:34,736 --> 00:11:36,113 - I... I don't understand. 200 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:39,283 - What's confusing? He's blasting come everywhere. 201 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,410 And your mom found his damn undergarments 202 00:11:41,493 --> 00:11:42,679 hidden every which way but loose. 203 00:11:42,703 --> 00:11:45,664 She found a pair of his crusty child chones 204 00:11:45,747 --> 00:11:47,082 in the living room bible. - Mm. 205 00:11:47,166 --> 00:11:48,326 - And then found another pair 206 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,519 stuffed in the back of the freezer 207 00:11:49,543 --> 00:11:50,627 where the Dreamsicles are. 208 00:11:50,711 --> 00:11:51,896 - I had two of those yesterday. 209 00:11:51,920 --> 00:11:53,714 - We all enjoy the Dreamsicles. 210 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,174 The little dude is up in his room 211 00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:57,134 fuckin' blasting shit behind his headboard. 212 00:11:57,217 --> 00:11:59,511 Sitting there blasting one underneath his little kid desk. 213 00:11:59,595 --> 00:12:02,389 Your mom and I are not comfortable 214 00:12:02,473 --> 00:12:04,516 talking about come with your baby brother. 215 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:06,226 - Mm-hmm. - Load-blow convos 216 00:12:06,310 --> 00:12:07,686 are more appropriate, we believe, 217 00:12:07,769 --> 00:12:09,188 coming from an older sibling 218 00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,023 as opposed to mommies and daddies. 219 00:12:11,106 --> 00:12:12,816 - What am I supposed to say? 220 00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,026 - I don't know. 221 00:12:14,109 --> 00:12:16,153 Tell him to knock it off. 222 00:12:16,236 --> 00:12:18,280 Tell him to put it in a damn napkin and flush it 223 00:12:18,363 --> 00:12:19,656 like a normal person. - Yes. 224 00:12:19,740 --> 00:12:21,593 - Don't be field micing this shit around the house. 225 00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:22,534 It's disrespectful. 226 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,828 - Okay. I... I... I'll... feel it out. 227 00:12:24,912 --> 00:12:26,538 Try to bring it up organically. 228 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:27,998 - Thank you. - Of course. 229 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:29,166 - I got faith in you. 230 00:12:29,249 --> 00:12:30,542 - Yeah. - Okay. 231 00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:31,627 Bye, guys. - Hey, hey! 232 00:12:31,710 --> 00:12:33,629 - Hey. - Fucking love you, homie. 233 00:12:33,712 --> 00:12:35,272 - Love you too. - And I was just playing 234 00:12:35,297 --> 00:12:37,174 when I said that Granddaddy Roy 235 00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,610 pooped and peed all over the floors. 236 00:12:38,634 --> 00:12:40,344 - Okay. - He didn't do that. 237 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,762 Just the master bedroom. 238 00:12:41,845 --> 00:12:43,615 - I'll probably just move into the guest bedroom 239 00:12:43,639 --> 00:12:45,015 knowing that about the master. 240 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,642 - Yep, whatever you want. - Okay. 241 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:46,243 - My word, the voice of an angel. 242 00:13:46,326 --> 00:13:47,869 - Daddy, all I do is I open my mouth 243 00:13:47,953 --> 00:13:49,413 and I let God do the rest. 244 00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,290 - That's wonderful, Judy. 245 00:13:51,373 --> 00:13:52,916 That's the very best thing to do. 246 00:13:54,084 --> 00:13:55,085 - The book of Matthew... 247 00:13:56,420 --> 00:13:59,548 Tells of nation rising against nation, 248 00:13:59,631 --> 00:14:00,966 kingdom against kingdom. 249 00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,969 A time of famines, pestilence, and earthquakes. 250 00:14:04,052 --> 00:14:05,137 Sound familiar? 251 00:14:05,220 --> 00:14:07,639 In such scary, uncertain times, 252 00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:11,476 come diseases, financial ruin, political turmoil. 253 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:14,396 That's right, folks... the works. 254 00:14:14,479 --> 00:14:17,691 Knowing that we could reach God... 255 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:19,443 and he will answer. 256 00:14:19,526 --> 00:14:22,029 That's what we need right now! 257 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,405 Amen. 258 00:14:23,488 --> 00:14:24,716 - Well, hold on. Wait a second, Daddy. 259 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:27,034 Are you saying people need Jesus's love 260 00:14:27,117 --> 00:14:28,160 now more than ever? 261 00:14:28,243 --> 00:14:29,369 - Duh, my brother! 262 00:14:29,453 --> 00:14:31,913 We always need Jesus's love. 263 00:14:31,997 --> 00:14:34,291 But especially now. 264 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:38,003 - We do need Jesus' love now more than ever. 265 00:14:38,086 --> 00:14:41,923 We are introducing a streaming platform 266 00:14:42,007 --> 00:14:44,676 where you can access Christian programming 267 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:49,598 24/7 unlimited whenever you need it. 268 00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:53,310 We call this service GODD, 269 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:56,355 Gemstone on Digital Demand! 270 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:57,856 Whoo! 271 00:14:57,939 --> 00:14:59,650 - With the launch of G-O-Double D, 272 00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:02,152 the Gemstones have officially entered 273 00:15:02,235 --> 00:15:04,071 the streaming wars. 274 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:09,159 Available on smart TVs, Roku, Android, and Apple devices. 275 00:15:09,242 --> 00:15:11,411 Son, you speaking robot? 276 00:15:11,495 --> 00:15:13,997 Can we get that in English 277 00:15:14,081 --> 00:15:15,415 for us older folks? 278 00:15:15,499 --> 00:15:17,668 - Uh, Daddy, I think what he's trying to say 279 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,753 is you can watch it just about anywhere. 280 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:23,131 - And it is time to finally stop the constant flood 281 00:15:23,215 --> 00:15:25,759 of filth and propaganda coming out of Hollywood. 282 00:15:25,842 --> 00:15:27,094 If they're gonna fill 283 00:15:27,177 --> 00:15:29,846 the airwaves 24/7 with that garbage, 284 00:15:29,930 --> 00:15:31,324 we gonna do the same thing. - Mm-hmm. 285 00:15:31,348 --> 00:15:33,892 That calls for a celebration! 286 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:36,186 Who wants to sing and rejoice? 287 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:38,063 Streaming services. 288 00:15:38,146 --> 00:15:39,564 Amen! 289 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:10,614 - Let's not fill up on rolls here. 290 00:17:10,697 --> 00:17:12,073 Stick to the salad bar. 291 00:17:12,157 --> 00:17:15,452 Don't forget, we are swimming laps after lunch, 292 00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,704 so eat light. 293 00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:20,999 We nourish our bodies for His love. 294 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:25,545 Cool. - So cool. 295 00:17:26,922 --> 00:17:27,964 Excuse me, sir? 296 00:17:28,048 --> 00:17:29,132 - What's up? 297 00:17:29,216 --> 00:17:31,051 Dismissed. 298 00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,720 - Will you be dining with the men and I? 299 00:17:33,804 --> 00:17:35,722 Of course not, Keefe. 300 00:17:35,806 --> 00:17:37,974 I'll be above you, upstairs with the family. 301 00:17:40,769 --> 00:17:42,354 - Shall I join you? 302 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,523 - Oh, not appropriate. 303 00:17:44,606 --> 00:17:46,733 Upstairs church lunch is only for the family. 304 00:17:46,817 --> 00:17:48,318 - See you upstairs, Kelvin. 305 00:17:49,861 --> 00:17:52,823 - And... Daddy's closest work acquaintances. 306 00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:53,906 - That's okay. 307 00:17:53,949 --> 00:17:56,284 - Hey, do not take this personal. 308 00:17:56,368 --> 00:17:58,453 No matter how many disciples we gather, 309 00:17:58,537 --> 00:18:00,580 you're still my number one. 310 00:18:00,664 --> 00:18:02,332 All right? All right? 311 00:18:02,415 --> 00:18:04,417 Oh, let me tickle them titty meats. 312 00:18:04,501 --> 00:18:06,545 See you inside. 313 00:18:06,628 --> 00:18:09,840 - He said my... you... I'll see you... inside. 314 00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,635 - He tried to kill himself? 315 00:18:13,718 --> 00:18:15,220 Oh, that is horrible. 316 00:18:15,303 --> 00:18:17,365 - I just can't believe there was nothing you could do about it. 317 00:18:17,389 --> 00:18:18,407 I mean, you couldn't just tell him 318 00:18:18,431 --> 00:18:19,826 that the Butterfields were staying in? 319 00:18:19,850 --> 00:18:20,850 - Nothing I could do. 320 00:18:20,892 --> 00:18:23,103 Damage had already been done. 321 00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:24,396 He made his bed. 322 00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:26,290 - It sounds like a lot of people made their way 323 00:18:26,314 --> 00:18:27,399 into his bed. 324 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:29,359 Oh, ha-ha, Martin. 325 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,278 That fucking reporter ruined their whole life. 326 00:18:31,361 --> 00:18:32,588 Like, blew up their whole deal. 327 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,864 I feel really sad for them. 328 00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,991 - Don't let it distract you. 329 00:18:36,074 --> 00:18:38,159 I wanna make sure everybody is here 330 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,954 for the missionary seminar next week. 331 00:18:41,037 --> 00:18:42,581 - Well, Amber and myself 332 00:18:42,664 --> 00:18:44,225 will unfortunately have to take a rain check. 333 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,500 We have been invited 334 00:18:45,584 --> 00:18:47,544 to a formal sit-down with the Lissons. 335 00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:48,795 - The Lissons? 336 00:18:48,879 --> 00:18:50,589 The gorgeous preaching couple from Texas? 337 00:18:50,672 --> 00:18:53,091 - Yeah. - What for? 338 00:18:53,174 --> 00:18:54,467 - What do you mean, "What for?" 339 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,053 They're a successful power Christian couple. 340 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,930 As are my wife and I. 341 00:18:59,014 --> 00:19:00,783 Who knows what the hell we can cook up together. 342 00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,893 - Well, it's just weird that they invited you 343 00:19:02,976 --> 00:19:03,977 and not anybody else. 344 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:05,329 - Thank you. - I mean, there's a lot 345 00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,813 of successful people in this family. 346 00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:07,939 That's all I'm saying. 347 00:19:08,023 --> 00:19:09,900 - If the Lissons wanna open up a Gold's Gym, 348 00:19:09,983 --> 00:19:11,263 I'll tell 'em to give you a call. 349 00:19:12,402 --> 00:19:13,862 - I imagine we were invited 350 00:19:13,945 --> 00:19:18,033 'cause they probably realized, as Daddy's faculties are... 351 00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:21,244 waning and he starts getting older and tired-er... 352 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:23,580 No offense, Daddy... That Amber and myself 353 00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,582 are the logical next leaders. 354 00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,834 - Y'all are not the only married people in this family. 355 00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:31,212 Me and BJ are also strongly betrothed 356 00:19:31,296 --> 00:19:32,923 and also crushing it. 357 00:19:33,006 --> 00:19:34,841 - Not a real family. 358 00:19:34,925 --> 00:19:36,635 No kids. - Ooh, ooh! 359 00:19:36,718 --> 00:19:38,053 Slam. I like that one. - Mm-hmm. 360 00:19:38,136 --> 00:19:39,638 - I don't got time for kids 361 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:42,807 'cause I'm trying to keep this fresh physique fine. 362 00:19:42,891 --> 00:19:44,976 I'm not trying to be all loose and stretched out 363 00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:46,686 like Amber's played-out pastrami. 364 00:19:46,770 --> 00:19:47,914 - Could you please pass the mustard? 365 00:19:47,938 --> 00:19:49,290 - Hey, do not talk about my wife's vagina 366 00:19:49,314 --> 00:19:50,374 at church lunch, do you hear me? 367 00:19:50,398 --> 00:19:52,108 - It's okay, baby. She's just jealous. 368 00:19:52,192 --> 00:19:53,235 - Oh, please. 369 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:55,070 - Because her wedding wasn't even real. 370 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,279 God. 371 00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:57,572 That was cold. 372 00:19:57,656 --> 00:19:59,449 Not letting Daddy walk you down the aisle. 373 00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,451 - There was not a aisle, dummy! 374 00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,496 I don't know how many fucking times I need to say that. 375 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,831 It was just, like, a area by rides, okay? 376 00:20:06,915 --> 00:20:07,958 Daddy knows. 377 00:20:08,041 --> 00:20:09,793 Disney World was a thing. 378 00:20:09,876 --> 00:20:11,962 It was BJ's dream wedding destination. 379 00:20:12,045 --> 00:20:13,838 So we did it Nike style, dog. 380 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,340 We just did it, okay? 381 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:16,508 That's how we roll. 382 00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:17,801 - We're seat-of-our-pants. 383 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,135 We're fun kids. 384 00:20:19,219 --> 00:20:21,513 We're whim babies, so... 385 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,014 - We meant no disrespect, Daddy. 386 00:20:23,098 --> 00:20:24,349 - Ugh, Daddy. 387 00:20:24,432 --> 00:20:26,351 - I just wanna know who officiated the wedding. 388 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:28,186 Was it Donald or was it Goofy? 389 00:20:28,269 --> 00:20:29,854 - Oh! - Ooh, slice. 390 00:20:29,938 --> 00:20:31,356 That was a good one. 391 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,149 - It was Prince Eric, for your information. 392 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:34,150 - Thank you. - Prince Eric? 393 00:20:34,234 --> 00:20:35,234 Who the fuck is that? 394 00:20:35,276 --> 00:20:36,820 The boy from "The Little Mermaid." 395 00:20:36,903 --> 00:20:38,989 - The hottest guy in the entire Disney catalog. 396 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:40,991 - Ariel's boyfriend, you fucking bitches. 397 00:20:41,074 --> 00:20:42,325 - Oh, God. - Oh, Lord. 398 00:20:42,409 --> 00:20:43,689 Y'all went down to Disney World, 399 00:20:43,743 --> 00:20:45,262 didn't invite any family to come to your wedding, 400 00:20:45,286 --> 00:20:47,539 and you didn't even get a legacy character to marry you. 401 00:20:47,622 --> 00:20:49,392 - What legacy character were we supposed to go for 402 00:20:49,416 --> 00:20:51,060 that's better than Prince Eric? - Oh, I don't know. 403 00:20:51,084 --> 00:20:52,419 How 'bout Mickey Mouse? 404 00:20:52,502 --> 00:20:53,837 - Man, fuck Mickey! 405 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:55,046 - Enough! 406 00:20:55,130 --> 00:20:56,881 Judy, I don't want to discuss 407 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,109 the mermaid wedding. - Yes, sir. 408 00:20:58,133 --> 00:21:01,052 - Jesse, I'm not going anywhere. 409 00:21:01,136 --> 00:21:04,014 So there's no need to start working on who's taking over. 410 00:21:04,097 --> 00:21:05,950 - Okay, I'm just saying, you know, at your age... 411 00:21:05,974 --> 00:21:07,576 it's probably never too early to think about the future. 412 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,720 You know, I mean, you could be sitting here being fine 413 00:21:09,769 --> 00:21:11,539 one minute, doing church lunch and ministering, 414 00:21:11,563 --> 00:21:12,999 and the next minute you can't even wipe your own shits. 415 00:21:13,023 --> 00:21:14,750 Then the whole entire church goes down to the caboodles 416 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,252 because nobody knows who's gonna run it. 417 00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,586 - That... that... that's where I'm coming from. 418 00:21:17,610 --> 00:21:19,696 - Well, I appreciate your concern. 419 00:21:19,779 --> 00:21:21,531 But like I said... 420 00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,825 I'm not going anywhere. 421 00:21:41,342 --> 00:21:43,303 - Well, let's just hope my campaign plays out 422 00:21:43,386 --> 00:21:45,597 a hell of a lot better than I played that back nine. 423 00:21:45,680 --> 00:21:48,099 - It's about time I took some money off you, senator. 424 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:50,143 Since you always seem to have your hands on mine. 425 00:21:50,226 --> 00:21:52,604 Why do you think I let you win? 426 00:21:55,273 --> 00:21:57,525 - Ay, Maniac Kid! 427 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:00,403 It's me. 428 00:22:03,156 --> 00:22:04,407 - Sir! I'm sorry. 429 00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:05,843 This is private property. Members only. 430 00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:08,745 - I'm a personal guest of Eli Gemstone's. 431 00:22:08,828 --> 00:22:12,248 Yeah, me and the man go way back. 432 00:22:12,332 --> 00:22:13,917 - I'll see you Sunday service. 433 00:22:15,835 --> 00:22:18,546 - Come on. - Get your meat hooks off me! 434 00:22:18,630 --> 00:22:20,340 I will fuck you up. 435 00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,176 Hey, I can take a hint! 436 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,430 Don't touch me. 437 00:22:27,514 --> 00:22:29,516 Or you will regret it. 438 00:22:35,230 --> 00:22:37,107 Lissons! Lissons! Lissons! 439 00:22:59,087 --> 00:23:00,964 - Texas, make some noise! 440 00:23:08,221 --> 00:23:10,056 My man! 441 00:23:22,402 --> 00:23:24,279 - You know the words, come on! 442 00:23:43,756 --> 00:23:44,924 - Oh, yeah. 443 00:23:45,008 --> 00:23:46,426 - Let's go, baby. 444 00:24:13,870 --> 00:24:17,081 Hey, uh, Lyle, I think God is ready to talk. 445 00:24:17,165 --> 00:24:19,125 What do you think? 446 00:24:19,209 --> 00:24:21,169 - I think so too, Lindy. 447 00:24:21,252 --> 00:24:25,798 Question is, are you all ready to Lisson? 448 00:24:28,718 --> 00:24:29,719 - That's good. 449 00:24:29,802 --> 00:24:31,095 - Do you want it? 450 00:24:31,179 --> 00:24:32,847 Yeah! 451 00:24:32,931 --> 00:24:34,599 - Who wants it? - Do you want the power 452 00:24:34,682 --> 00:24:36,309 of the Holy Spirit in you? 453 00:24:37,852 --> 00:24:39,692 Can't hear you now. What, what did you say now? 454 00:24:41,022 --> 00:24:45,276 Well, then all you got to do is take it. 455 00:24:45,360 --> 00:24:47,403 Take it! 456 00:24:49,072 --> 00:24:51,324 Yeah, you felt that, right? - I know I did. 457 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,284 - You want the Holy Spirit right now? 458 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:55,912 Oh, yes. 459 00:24:55,995 --> 00:24:57,497 - Yeah, this is awesome. 460 00:24:57,580 --> 00:24:59,999 - Is this what you want? 461 00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,417 It's what I want. 462 00:25:01,501 --> 00:25:03,461 - Now, you, right there! 463 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:04,963 Take it! 464 00:25:05,046 --> 00:25:06,714 Oh. 465 00:25:06,798 --> 00:25:09,592 - Take it, take it, take it, take it! 466 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:12,804 Take it, take it, take it! 467 00:25:21,896 --> 00:25:23,940 Don't mind if I do. Mm. 468 00:25:24,023 --> 00:25:26,776 - Look, I just wanna thank y'all for inviting our family out here 469 00:25:26,859 --> 00:25:27,944 for this little hang sesh. 470 00:25:28,027 --> 00:25:30,280 - Mm-hmm. - Hey, Gemstones rule the east. 471 00:25:30,363 --> 00:25:31,781 Lissons rule the west. 472 00:25:31,864 --> 00:25:34,617 Why has it taken us this long to combine forces 473 00:25:34,701 --> 00:25:36,869 and see what God can do with this synergy? 474 00:25:36,953 --> 00:25:38,579 Y'all like beach vacations? 475 00:25:38,663 --> 00:25:40,957 - Live for 'em. Waves and sunbeams. 476 00:25:41,040 --> 00:25:43,626 - Yes, well, how would you like to take a vacation 477 00:25:43,710 --> 00:25:46,879 at the beach with Jesus Christ? 478 00:25:46,963 --> 00:25:49,841 - I would love to go there with Him. 479 00:25:49,924 --> 00:25:52,260 - Okay, well that's good news 'cause we got plans 480 00:25:52,343 --> 00:25:54,345 to construct a temple of sun and sand 481 00:25:54,429 --> 00:25:56,931 in honor of our love for Christ. 482 00:25:57,015 --> 00:26:00,518 We're calling this place Zion's Landing. 483 00:26:00,601 --> 00:26:01,936 It's a Christian time-share resort 484 00:26:02,020 --> 00:26:03,313 on the sunny beaches of Florida. 485 00:26:03,396 --> 00:26:05,023 - Whoo! Sounds too good to be true. 486 00:26:05,106 --> 00:26:06,750 - Well, pulling something like Zion's Landing off 487 00:26:06,774 --> 00:26:08,067 ain't gonna be easy now. 488 00:26:08,151 --> 00:26:10,945 Lindy and I said we got to align ourselves 489 00:26:11,029 --> 00:26:12,322 with the biggest and the best. 490 00:26:12,405 --> 00:26:14,157 I mean, only pure thoroughbreds. 491 00:26:14,240 --> 00:26:16,492 - Whew, well, I appreciate you seeing the Gemstones 492 00:26:16,576 --> 00:26:17,576 as thoroughbreds. 493 00:26:17,618 --> 00:26:19,245 That's exactly how we see y'all too. 494 00:26:19,329 --> 00:26:20,538 - We do. - Powerful... 495 00:26:20,621 --> 00:26:22,165 Christian horses-type folks. 496 00:26:22,248 --> 00:26:24,625 - I mean, we have waited a long time... 497 00:26:24,709 --> 00:26:25,811 - Oh, yeah. - To get the power from Lyle's 498 00:26:25,835 --> 00:26:26,919 mama and daddy. - Mm-hmm. 499 00:26:27,003 --> 00:26:28,880 - Now that we have it... 500 00:26:28,963 --> 00:26:31,632 we're gonna do so many wonderful things in His name. 501 00:26:31,716 --> 00:26:32,943 - Mm-hmm. - That is so amazing that you 502 00:26:32,967 --> 00:26:34,695 say that because we're about to get the reigns 503 00:26:34,719 --> 00:26:35,970 from Jesse's daddy. 504 00:26:36,054 --> 00:26:38,431 And we wanna do things just like this. 505 00:26:38,514 --> 00:26:40,391 - Well, pop the champagne. 506 00:26:40,475 --> 00:26:42,226 That is wonderful news. - Yes. 507 00:26:42,310 --> 00:26:44,771 - When's your daddy planning on stepping down? 508 00:26:44,854 --> 00:26:46,230 - Well, he did... - He didn't... 509 00:26:47,482 --> 00:26:48,722 - We're... - He hasn't really... 510 00:26:48,775 --> 00:26:49,918 - We're getting him there. - He's... he hasn't 511 00:26:49,942 --> 00:26:51,986 really admitted that the time has come. 512 00:26:52,070 --> 00:26:53,696 - Yet. - We're getting him there. 513 00:26:53,780 --> 00:26:54,822 - Close. - Mm-hmm. 514 00:26:54,906 --> 00:26:55,990 Real close. 515 00:26:56,074 --> 00:26:57,492 - Lyle's parents were the same way. 516 00:26:57,575 --> 00:27:00,203 - Mm-hmm. - Same generation as Eli. 517 00:27:00,286 --> 00:27:01,371 Boomers. 518 00:27:01,454 --> 00:27:02,872 - Mm. - Most selfish generation 519 00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:03,873 to ever live. 520 00:27:03,956 --> 00:27:05,124 - Ooh, you said it, girl. 521 00:27:05,208 --> 00:27:06,435 - They won't get the hell out of the way 522 00:27:06,459 --> 00:27:08,086 even when it's God's plan. 523 00:27:08,169 --> 00:27:10,254 - Okay, let's be real with one another here. 524 00:27:10,338 --> 00:27:11,338 Parents suck. 525 00:27:13,883 --> 00:27:15,134 - Yeah. - Couldn't agree more. 526 00:27:15,218 --> 00:27:16,427 Parents do suck. 527 00:27:16,511 --> 00:27:17,595 - Siblings too. 528 00:27:17,678 --> 00:27:18,763 My sister tried to pop off 529 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:20,181 when Daddy had his stroke. 530 00:27:20,264 --> 00:27:21,904 Trying to act like she was running things. 531 00:27:21,933 --> 00:27:23,434 - Just 'cause she's a nurse. - Yeah. 532 00:27:23,518 --> 00:27:26,062 I told my sister nuh-uh. 533 00:27:26,145 --> 00:27:29,065 Showed force, chased her ass out. 534 00:27:29,148 --> 00:27:32,193 Got my daddy's ass into assisted living. 535 00:27:32,276 --> 00:27:33,796 - See, this is the kinda stories I need to hear. 536 00:27:33,820 --> 00:27:35,488 - Yeah. - You gotta marginalize 537 00:27:35,571 --> 00:27:36,739 your siblings. - Mm-hmm. 538 00:27:36,823 --> 00:27:40,284 - Firstborns lead the way when parents trip. 539 00:27:40,368 --> 00:27:41,411 Period. 540 00:27:41,494 --> 00:27:42,745 - Firstborns. - Both of you? 541 00:27:42,829 --> 00:27:44,163 - Mm-hmm. - Mm-hmm. 542 00:27:44,247 --> 00:27:45,581 - Both of us. - No. 543 00:27:45,665 --> 00:27:46,665 Firstborns. 544 00:27:48,209 --> 00:27:49,836 - I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. 545 00:27:49,919 --> 00:27:51,003 - I knew I liked them. 546 00:27:51,087 --> 00:27:53,506 - Mm-hmm. - Can we count on your support? 547 00:27:53,589 --> 00:27:56,467 Lissons and Gemstones making Christian tourism history? 548 00:27:59,846 --> 00:28:00,972 - Praise be. 549 00:28:03,433 --> 00:28:05,476 - Oh! - I'll tell you what, 550 00:28:05,560 --> 00:28:09,021 you got mine and my wife's, uh, total support. 551 00:28:09,105 --> 00:28:10,273 - Mm-hmm. - Now technically, 552 00:28:10,356 --> 00:28:13,359 we are gonna have to run this past my daddy. 553 00:28:13,443 --> 00:28:15,445 - Let's bring him on down to the project site. 554 00:28:15,528 --> 00:28:17,280 - Yeah. - Ol' Lyle can kiss 555 00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,449 a parent's ass like nobody's business. 556 00:28:19,532 --> 00:28:22,577 I will butter Eli's balls and toss in a side of biscuits. 557 00:28:22,660 --> 00:28:24,287 - He could use some ball-buttering. 558 00:28:26,080 --> 00:28:27,331 - We'll get his approval. 559 00:28:44,640 --> 00:28:46,559 So we're gonna cut all this down. 560 00:28:46,642 --> 00:28:48,478 Wipe this maritime forest right out. 561 00:28:48,561 --> 00:28:49,770 - Oh. - Uh-huh. 562 00:28:49,854 --> 00:28:51,981 There is a small issue with the sea turtles. 563 00:28:52,064 --> 00:28:53,816 Apparently this is a sanctuary. 564 00:28:53,900 --> 00:28:55,540 They don't like bright lights or whatever. 565 00:28:55,568 --> 00:28:56,837 - That's just people being silly. 566 00:28:56,861 --> 00:28:57,861 We'll get past that. - Ow! 567 00:28:57,904 --> 00:28:58,964 - They'll get past that, Daddy. 568 00:28:58,988 --> 00:29:01,324 - So we gonna put three towers up here. 569 00:29:01,407 --> 00:29:04,452 And between 'em is where we'll have our splash zone, 570 00:29:04,535 --> 00:29:06,537 adult pool, hot tubs. 571 00:29:06,621 --> 00:29:07,997 - It's here? - Yeah. 572 00:29:08,080 --> 00:29:09,766 - Okay, so the hot tubs are near where the elephants 573 00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,250 hose down Noah's ark? - That's right. 574 00:29:11,334 --> 00:29:12,502 - God, that's smart. 575 00:29:12,585 --> 00:29:17,548 - And a performance stage on the flotilla. 576 00:29:17,632 --> 00:29:21,844 Imagine preaching with that incredible backdrop. 577 00:29:21,928 --> 00:29:24,472 That ain't it sad it ain't a painting, brother. 578 00:29:24,555 --> 00:29:26,074 - No, that is no Thomas Kinkade, Daddy. 579 00:29:26,098 --> 00:29:27,517 That's the real deal right there. 580 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,726 - Mm-hmm. 581 00:29:28,809 --> 00:29:30,245 - God is speaking to us in these waves. 582 00:29:30,269 --> 00:29:31,646 This is his miracle. 583 00:29:31,729 --> 00:29:32,939 - Mm-hmm, that's right, Amber. 584 00:29:33,022 --> 00:29:34,690 God's miracle. - Smells. 585 00:29:34,774 --> 00:29:37,527 - Lot of Christians would love to visit a place like this. 586 00:29:37,610 --> 00:29:38,890 Especially if it's all-inclusive, 587 00:29:38,945 --> 00:29:41,197 top-notch restaurants, and a kid's club. 588 00:29:41,280 --> 00:29:42,865 Come on now. 589 00:29:42,949 --> 00:29:44,742 - Hang on, there's kids allowed here? 590 00:29:44,825 --> 00:29:46,035 - Yeah, duh. Of course. 591 00:29:46,118 --> 00:29:48,579 - I'm not coming then, because that is an ultimate 592 00:29:48,663 --> 00:29:50,373 and immediate vibe-killer. 593 00:29:50,456 --> 00:29:52,124 Makes it seem dirty and cheap. 594 00:29:52,208 --> 00:29:53,543 - I don't know about that. 595 00:29:53,626 --> 00:29:55,545 - Kids mean bacteria. No thanks. 596 00:29:55,628 --> 00:29:57,046 I'm not trying to get bacteria on me 597 00:29:57,129 --> 00:29:58,148 when I'm trying to be sexy. 598 00:29:58,172 --> 00:29:59,298 - Judy, you can say that, 599 00:29:59,382 --> 00:30:01,592 but I can imagine our families here. 600 00:30:01,676 --> 00:30:03,970 Helping to bring this beauty to all Christians... 601 00:30:04,053 --> 00:30:05,555 who can afford a two-night minimum. 602 00:30:07,223 --> 00:30:09,267 - Two-night min means you on a trip. 603 00:30:09,350 --> 00:30:10,518 A legit vacation. 604 00:30:10,601 --> 00:30:12,401 - Nobody's doing one-night stands here, Daddy. 605 00:30:12,436 --> 00:30:13,436 Wholesome! 606 00:30:13,479 --> 00:30:15,398 - Lyle... 607 00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:18,442 you got a fantastic idea here. 608 00:30:18,526 --> 00:30:19,902 Location's perfect. 609 00:30:19,986 --> 00:30:21,171 - So what do we say? Are we in? 610 00:30:21,195 --> 00:30:22,196 We gonna do this? 611 00:30:22,280 --> 00:30:23,280 - It's beautiful. 612 00:30:23,322 --> 00:30:24,448 - Yeah. 613 00:30:24,532 --> 00:30:27,743 - But no, it's not the right time for her. 614 00:30:27,827 --> 00:30:29,245 Oh. 615 00:30:29,328 --> 00:30:30,528 - Daddy, how can you say that? 616 00:30:30,580 --> 00:30:31,807 You ain't even looked at the numbers yet. 617 00:30:31,831 --> 00:30:33,499 I have! They're good! 618 00:30:33,583 --> 00:30:36,544 Lot of zeroes. - I said my piece, Jesse. 619 00:30:36,627 --> 00:30:38,629 - But Daddy, this is a real good deal! 620 00:30:38,713 --> 00:30:39,714 - Not your call, Jesse. 621 00:30:39,797 --> 00:30:40,798 It's mine. 622 00:30:40,881 --> 00:30:43,217 - No, it is... it's my call too. 623 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,554 - Stop showing off in front of your friends, Jesse. 624 00:30:48,431 --> 00:30:49,640 - I'm not showing off! 625 00:30:49,724 --> 00:30:51,225 You are! 626 00:30:54,562 --> 00:30:56,188 - What was that? 627 00:31:08,200 --> 00:31:09,452 - What a grand waste of time. 628 00:31:09,535 --> 00:31:10,953 - Stupid idea. 629 00:31:11,037 --> 00:31:12,913 - I got sand in my shoes. 630 00:31:12,997 --> 00:31:13,997 - He's here. 631 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:15,625 Come on. 632 00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:16,876 - Oh, God. 633 00:31:16,959 --> 00:31:18,294 Kelvin, what the fuck is this? 634 00:31:18,377 --> 00:31:19,462 - Uh-oh, my mans. 635 00:31:19,545 --> 00:31:20,545 Ew. 636 00:31:20,588 --> 00:31:21,964 You are looking great. - Ew. 637 00:31:22,048 --> 00:31:23,382 - You are looking really good. 638 00:31:23,466 --> 00:31:24,675 You looking swole. 639 00:31:24,759 --> 00:31:25,759 - Gross, Kelvin. 640 00:31:26,761 --> 00:31:28,054 - Party burpee! 641 00:31:28,137 --> 00:31:30,139 Come on! 642 00:31:30,222 --> 00:31:31,932 One more! Let's go! 643 00:31:32,016 --> 00:31:33,576 - Go in the car. I'll take care of this. 644 00:31:33,643 --> 00:31:35,061 - Get low! - I'ma talk to him. 645 00:31:35,144 --> 00:31:37,355 - Okay, Chad in the back, you gotta work on your form. 646 00:31:37,438 --> 00:31:38,707 All right? I don't wanna tell you again. 647 00:31:38,731 --> 00:31:40,000 - You know we can't say no to this. 648 00:31:40,024 --> 00:31:41,043 - In our mind, in our body. 649 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:42,252 - I'm actually pretty surprised 650 00:31:42,276 --> 00:31:44,153 at how bad you are being at business right now. 651 00:31:44,236 --> 00:31:45,547 - Party burpee! - Jesse, you know damn well 652 00:31:45,571 --> 00:31:47,323 the world has been upside-down. 653 00:31:47,406 --> 00:31:48,866 Friends falling all around us. 654 00:31:48,949 --> 00:31:50,201 Now ain't the time for growth. 655 00:31:50,284 --> 00:31:52,036 It's time to... 656 00:31:52,119 --> 00:31:54,163 shore up, strengthen what we got. 657 00:31:54,246 --> 00:31:55,724 - Well, I think doing a time-share resort 658 00:31:55,748 --> 00:31:57,958 with the Lissons is a hell of a way to strengthen up. 659 00:31:58,042 --> 00:31:59,669 But we can agree to disagree. 660 00:32:01,337 --> 00:32:04,048 You know, this resort was very important to Amber and I. 661 00:32:04,131 --> 00:32:05,275 And being friends with the Lissons 662 00:32:05,299 --> 00:32:07,176 was also very important. 663 00:32:07,259 --> 00:32:08,552 I'll tell you this much, 664 00:32:08,636 --> 00:32:11,389 when I run this church, I will not shun allies. 665 00:32:11,472 --> 00:32:13,891 - When you run the church? 666 00:32:13,974 --> 00:32:15,518 Don't get ahead of yourself, boy. 667 00:32:15,601 --> 00:32:18,396 - Lyle's mom and dad knew when it was time to step aside 668 00:32:18,479 --> 00:32:19,563 and let him have a shot. 669 00:32:19,647 --> 00:32:21,232 Look what he's doing now. 670 00:32:21,315 --> 00:32:22,817 Making beautiful time-share resorts 671 00:32:22,900 --> 00:32:24,068 in fucking paradise. 672 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:26,112 - Jesse, I'm sorry your life didn't crack out 673 00:32:26,195 --> 00:32:28,030 the way you wanted. 674 00:32:28,114 --> 00:32:30,408 My apologies for still being alive. 675 00:32:32,910 --> 00:32:34,662 - Oh, you know what? 676 00:32:34,745 --> 00:32:36,956 All you ever care about is building this church. 677 00:32:37,039 --> 00:32:38,958 Cared about that more than being a daddy. 678 00:32:39,041 --> 00:32:40,251 More than anything. 679 00:32:40,334 --> 00:32:43,045 Even now, when it's so painfully obvious 680 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,481 it's time for you just to slow down 681 00:32:44,505 --> 00:32:46,257 and let me have a crack at things. 682 00:32:46,340 --> 00:32:48,259 But you won't. 683 00:32:48,342 --> 00:32:50,469 You're gonna end up just like Granddaddy Roy. 684 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:54,890 - If you wanna start a resort with the Lissons, 685 00:32:54,974 --> 00:32:55,974 go right ahead. 686 00:32:56,016 --> 00:32:57,643 Just leave me out of it! 687 00:32:59,562 --> 00:33:01,272 - Wait, so I can do it? 688 00:33:01,355 --> 00:33:03,357 - Do what you want! 689 00:33:07,027 --> 00:33:08,964 - Peabody Award-winning journalist Thaniel Block's 690 00:33:08,988 --> 00:33:10,865 new bombshell report 691 00:33:10,948 --> 00:33:13,325 describing a salacious sex scandal 692 00:33:13,409 --> 00:33:16,495 involving Detroit pastor Makawon Butterfield. 693 00:33:16,579 --> 00:33:17,621 Can't hear you. 694 00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:19,099 This fucking beeping. - Double life. 695 00:33:19,123 --> 00:33:20,666 - Am I on? - One of a beloved reverend 696 00:33:20,750 --> 00:33:22,001 by day, the other, 697 00:33:22,084 --> 00:33:24,128 a wife-swapping swinger by night. 698 00:33:24,211 --> 00:33:26,964 Thaniel, it's safe to say that for evangelicals, 699 00:33:27,047 --> 00:33:28,257 this is a big no-no, right? 700 00:33:28,340 --> 00:33:29,884 - Yeah, particularly for a pastor 701 00:33:29,967 --> 00:33:31,469 like Reverend Butterfield, 702 00:33:31,552 --> 00:33:34,346 who's been outspoken about sexual immorality in the past. 703 00:33:34,430 --> 00:33:36,366 You know, people look to him for spiritual guidance, 704 00:33:36,390 --> 00:33:38,642 often tithing 10% of their income. 705 00:33:38,726 --> 00:33:41,645 These tax-exempt churches rake in millions of dollars a year. 706 00:33:41,729 --> 00:33:43,147 - Big money. - Yes! 707 00:33:43,230 --> 00:33:45,107 And corruption is a real concern 708 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:46,626 when you're talking about that kind of money. 709 00:33:46,650 --> 00:33:49,278 This grift is as old as Christianity itself. 710 00:33:49,361 --> 00:33:52,281 Look, I've been accused of being anti-religion. 711 00:33:52,364 --> 00:33:54,450 No, I'm anti-hypocrisy. 712 00:33:54,533 --> 00:33:55,951 And there are a lot more hypocrites 713 00:33:56,035 --> 00:33:57,286 in this industry. 714 00:33:57,369 --> 00:33:59,330 Butterfield only begins to scratch the surface. 715 00:34:11,258 --> 00:34:15,054 - You thought you could duck me, you high-falutin son of a bitch? 716 00:34:15,137 --> 00:34:17,348 - Oh, what the hell is this? 717 00:34:17,431 --> 00:34:18,682 - I followed ya. 718 00:34:18,766 --> 00:34:21,227 Wasn't too hard with that fancy truck 719 00:34:21,310 --> 00:34:23,521 and that personalized plate. 720 00:34:23,604 --> 00:34:24,522 - Damn it, Junior. 721 00:34:24,605 --> 00:34:26,524 - Oh, so you do remember my name. 722 00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:28,859 I thought for a minute there I was so insignificant 723 00:34:28,943 --> 00:34:31,320 till you'd plum forgotten I ever existed. 724 00:34:31,403 --> 00:34:33,197 - I remember you. 725 00:34:34,406 --> 00:34:36,325 Damn, we got old. 726 00:34:36,408 --> 00:34:38,327 I know I look like shit, but damn! 727 00:34:38,410 --> 00:34:39,495 You look sturdy. 728 00:34:39,578 --> 00:34:41,330 Still got that mass going on. - God! 729 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,166 - What do you want? 730 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,690 - I just wanted to see an old friend. 731 00:34:46,836 --> 00:34:48,379 The older I get, the more... 732 00:34:48,462 --> 00:34:49,839 sentimental I'm leaning. 733 00:34:49,922 --> 00:34:51,507 Nostalgic. 734 00:34:51,590 --> 00:34:53,259 And I can't help but thinking about 735 00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:55,344 when you and I worked together. 736 00:34:55,427 --> 00:34:57,054 - You want money? 737 00:34:57,137 --> 00:34:58,514 You gonna try to blackmail me? 738 00:34:58,597 --> 00:34:59,598 Sell the story? 739 00:34:59,682 --> 00:35:01,225 Let's not waste time here. 740 00:35:01,308 --> 00:35:02,685 - Why y'all nervous, Eli? 741 00:35:02,768 --> 00:35:03,769 Why you being all... 742 00:35:03,853 --> 00:35:05,771 Weird? 743 00:35:05,855 --> 00:35:07,898 - You following me, that's weird! 744 00:35:07,982 --> 00:35:09,417 Whatever it is you're trying to pull here, 745 00:35:09,441 --> 00:35:11,360 I don't got time for it. 746 00:35:11,443 --> 00:35:12,778 - Come on, Eli! 747 00:35:12,862 --> 00:35:14,154 Can't old friends reconnect? 748 00:35:14,238 --> 00:35:16,073 - Oh... - Man. 749 00:35:17,783 --> 00:35:20,035 - I... I'm busy. 750 00:35:20,119 --> 00:35:21,245 Take care. 751 00:35:22,955 --> 00:35:26,333 - Man, me and my old man watched you rise, man. 752 00:35:26,417 --> 00:35:27,585 Yeah, for real. 753 00:35:27,668 --> 00:35:29,128 It was wild to see you come from 754 00:35:29,211 --> 00:35:30,880 where we come from and do what you done. 755 00:35:30,963 --> 00:35:32,882 My daddy was so proud of you. 756 00:35:32,965 --> 00:35:34,967 He acted like he discovered you. 757 00:35:35,050 --> 00:35:36,343 I don't mean to bother you. 758 00:35:36,427 --> 00:35:37,761 I guess I just thought about you 759 00:35:37,845 --> 00:35:40,431 probably more than you thought about me, that's all. 760 00:35:40,514 --> 00:35:42,850 Just wanted you to know you done good! 761 00:35:42,933 --> 00:35:45,269 Sorry if I spooked you! 762 00:35:45,352 --> 00:35:46,896 See you around, Eli. 763 00:35:49,148 --> 00:35:51,275 - You hungry? 764 00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:57,740 - Siblings, I have summoned you here today 765 00:35:57,823 --> 00:35:59,575 because Amber and I have won. 766 00:35:59,658 --> 00:36:03,245 Through my powers of persuasion, I have broken Daddy down. 767 00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,748 And now the writing is on the wall. 768 00:36:05,831 --> 00:36:07,708 That old man is on his way out, 769 00:36:07,791 --> 00:36:10,294 and I am stepping into power. 770 00:36:10,377 --> 00:36:12,588 Y'all back me and I'll give you a good deal. 771 00:36:12,671 --> 00:36:14,632 You'll never lead, of course. 772 00:36:14,715 --> 00:36:16,467 But you will be able to keep your homes, 773 00:36:16,550 --> 00:36:17,593 your automobiles. 774 00:36:17,676 --> 00:36:19,136 - Mm. - Maintain an annual salary, 775 00:36:19,219 --> 00:36:20,137 perhaps even a raise. 776 00:36:20,220 --> 00:36:21,847 - Oh. - All I ask in return 777 00:36:21,931 --> 00:36:23,974 is that you kiss the ring. 778 00:36:24,058 --> 00:36:25,059 - What ring? 779 00:36:25,142 --> 00:36:26,644 Your ring? 780 00:36:26,727 --> 00:36:28,562 My wedding ring. 781 00:36:28,646 --> 00:36:31,857 You're fucking high, dude. 782 00:36:31,941 --> 00:36:33,943 Like I'm gonna kiss that smelly ass ring 783 00:36:34,026 --> 00:36:35,670 that's probably been shoved up Amber's pussy. 784 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:38,405 - Oh, it's definitely been shoved up her pussy. 785 00:36:38,489 --> 00:36:41,283 That's why kissing it is so very cool. 786 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:43,244 Ugh! - That... that is foul. 787 00:36:43,327 --> 00:36:44,828 - Sick. - And boy, 788 00:36:44,912 --> 00:36:46,455 with all the stunts you've pulled, 789 00:36:46,538 --> 00:36:48,666 you really think in a million years 790 00:36:48,749 --> 00:36:50,960 that Daddy would trust you to run the church? 791 00:36:51,043 --> 00:36:52,503 Keep dreaming. - Yeah. 792 00:36:52,586 --> 00:36:53,897 - What do you know about anything? 793 00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:56,215 All you care about these days is fucking muscles. 794 00:36:56,298 --> 00:36:58,175 Acting like it's about God. It's not. 795 00:36:58,258 --> 00:37:00,761 It's about being self-centered and popping boners. 796 00:37:00,844 --> 00:37:02,346 - It's about being healthy. 797 00:37:02,429 --> 00:37:03,615 - Okay. - And if you're healthy 798 00:37:03,639 --> 00:37:05,849 you do maintain a proper erection. 799 00:37:05,933 --> 00:37:06,976 - That's true. - Whatever! 800 00:37:07,059 --> 00:37:08,219 Accept my dominance or don't. 801 00:37:08,268 --> 00:37:09,353 Doesn't matter to me. 802 00:37:09,436 --> 00:37:11,063 The damn tides of time and winds of dust 803 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:12,356 are upon us. 804 00:37:12,439 --> 00:37:13,983 My reign is nigh. 805 00:37:14,066 --> 00:37:16,151 - What the fuck did you even just say, man? 806 00:37:16,235 --> 00:37:18,046 - That made no sense to me. That sounded foreign. 807 00:37:18,070 --> 00:37:19,363 - That's not a phrase, dummy. 808 00:37:19,446 --> 00:37:20,948 Nigh. 809 00:37:21,031 --> 00:37:23,325 - You're just both a bunch of two-bit half-rate siblings. 810 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:25,953 Damn Frank Stallone and fucking Stephen Baldwin 811 00:37:26,036 --> 00:37:27,371 over here. 812 00:37:27,454 --> 00:37:28,539 - I'm Stephen Baldwin? 813 00:37:28,622 --> 00:37:29,623 - Yes, you are. 814 00:37:29,707 --> 00:37:31,500 - Oh. - No, you fucking did not. 815 00:37:31,583 --> 00:37:33,002 - I ain't got no time for this. 816 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:34,128 Bye, Felicia. 817 00:37:34,211 --> 00:37:36,046 - Okay, no. - What did he just say? 818 00:37:36,130 --> 00:37:37,131 - Mm-mm, no! 819 00:37:37,214 --> 00:37:38,566 - Did he just say "Bye, Felicia" to me? 820 00:37:38,590 --> 00:37:40,150 Yep. Why... does... what does that mean? 821 00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:41,260 Bye, Felicia. 822 00:37:41,343 --> 00:37:43,470 - Jesse, you will never run this family. 823 00:37:43,554 --> 00:37:45,389 So "Bye, Felicia" to you, Jesse! - Hey. 824 00:37:45,472 --> 00:37:46,390 Who's Felicia? 825 00:37:46,473 --> 00:37:47,850 - You are. - No, you're Felicia. 826 00:37:47,933 --> 00:37:49,393 - Let's just all act like adults. 827 00:37:49,476 --> 00:37:51,287 - You're Felicia. - Well, we can act like adults 828 00:37:51,311 --> 00:37:53,272 if he's Felicia 'cause I'm not fucking Felicia! 829 00:37:53,355 --> 00:37:54,690 - Yeah. - Felicia. 830 00:37:54,773 --> 00:37:56,525 - No, you're Felicia! - No, it's okay. 831 00:37:56,608 --> 00:37:58,027 - You're Felicia! - It's okay. 832 00:37:58,110 --> 00:38:00,821 He's not worth it. Hey, hey. 833 00:38:00,904 --> 00:38:02,990 I know, I know you're not Felicia. 834 00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:04,366 I'm Kelvin, you're Judy, okay? 835 00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:05,534 - Yeah, I'm Judy. 836 00:38:05,617 --> 00:38:07,202 - I know you are. You want a snow cone? 837 00:38:07,286 --> 00:38:08,662 - Mm, yeah. - Okay. 838 00:38:08,746 --> 00:38:11,290 Okay, we'll get you a snow cone. 839 00:38:16,086 --> 00:38:17,421 - Get what you want. 840 00:38:17,504 --> 00:38:18,672 I'm buying. 841 00:38:18,756 --> 00:38:20,424 Thank you. 842 00:38:20,507 --> 00:38:23,177 Well, I'm going back and forth between... 843 00:38:23,260 --> 00:38:25,220 steak and the alfredo. 844 00:38:25,304 --> 00:38:28,182 But since you're buying, I'm gonna take steak. 845 00:38:28,265 --> 00:38:29,808 - Get what you want. 846 00:38:31,310 --> 00:38:32,310 - Eli. 847 00:38:32,352 --> 00:38:34,521 Check it out over your right shoulder. 848 00:38:34,605 --> 00:38:37,608 Damn, look at that piece of tail he's with. 849 00:38:37,691 --> 00:38:38,692 Mm, mm! 850 00:38:43,822 --> 00:38:45,532 - He's gonna go bone deep on her 851 00:38:45,616 --> 00:38:48,577 right here in the Sticky Steven's, Eli. 852 00:38:48,660 --> 00:38:50,370 - Hey! 853 00:38:50,454 --> 00:38:52,039 Y'all wanna tone down the romance? 854 00:38:52,122 --> 00:38:53,791 We got kids sitting right here. 855 00:38:55,501 --> 00:38:57,395 - What, you talking to me? - Well, just maybe show 856 00:38:57,419 --> 00:39:00,130 your affection in a more appropriate manner. 857 00:39:00,214 --> 00:39:02,091 - How 'bout you suck my dick, Gramps? 858 00:39:02,174 --> 00:39:03,300 - Randall! - Hey. 859 00:39:03,383 --> 00:39:05,219 I do whatever the fuck I want, all right? 860 00:39:05,302 --> 00:39:06,512 Now eat your noodles. 861 00:39:06,595 --> 00:39:09,139 Fucking go back to the movie "Cocoon," all right? 862 00:39:09,223 --> 00:39:10,974 Bye. - Not trying to offend. 863 00:39:11,058 --> 00:39:12,643 Just looking out for the young ones. 864 00:39:18,941 --> 00:39:21,610 - Fucking guy is lucky he's still got teeth. 865 00:39:21,693 --> 00:39:22,945 - Just ignore him. 866 00:39:23,028 --> 00:39:24,571 I'm gonna get the mahi. 867 00:39:28,033 --> 00:39:29,118 Still wrestling? 868 00:39:29,201 --> 00:39:31,620 - Nah, just do character work, mostly. 869 00:39:31,703 --> 00:39:34,123 I might step in and talk some shit, but... 870 00:39:34,206 --> 00:39:35,624 No, nowadays, I'm just promoting. 871 00:39:35,707 --> 00:39:38,127 I got a stable full of fellas I keep working. 872 00:39:38,210 --> 00:39:39,503 - Good for you. 873 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:40,586 That's good. 874 00:39:40,629 --> 00:39:42,339 - I wonder what my daddy might think 875 00:39:42,422 --> 00:39:44,925 about you and I being reunited. 876 00:39:45,008 --> 00:39:46,385 - Well, he put us together. 877 00:39:46,468 --> 00:39:49,847 He'd probably think he'd done a pretty good job. 878 00:39:49,930 --> 00:39:53,433 Picking two men with so much to offer the world. 879 00:39:53,517 --> 00:39:54,685 He'd try and take credit. 880 00:39:54,768 --> 00:39:57,020 Yeah, he would. 881 00:39:57,104 --> 00:39:58,397 Yeah, he would. 882 00:40:00,023 --> 00:40:02,442 You know that son of a bitch just skipped town on me one day? 883 00:40:04,236 --> 00:40:06,029 Left me with nothing. 884 00:40:06,113 --> 00:40:07,990 Just up and disappeared. 885 00:40:08,073 --> 00:40:10,367 Disappeared. 886 00:40:10,450 --> 00:40:11,869 Imagine that. 887 00:40:11,952 --> 00:40:15,998 Your own daddy dislikes you that much. 888 00:40:16,081 --> 00:40:17,541 - Don't look at it that way, Junior. 889 00:40:17,624 --> 00:40:19,376 That ain't gonna help you none. 890 00:40:20,586 --> 00:40:24,298 - I like to think that he made his way down to Bolivia. 891 00:40:24,381 --> 00:40:27,551 That's what he said Butch and Sundance did. 892 00:40:27,634 --> 00:40:29,595 They didn't die like in the movie. 893 00:40:29,678 --> 00:40:32,890 Nah, they got to Bolivia and lived out their lives. 894 00:40:32,973 --> 00:40:35,475 I like to think that's what he did. 895 00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:37,978 Find himself a beautiful "in-dig-inus" senorita 896 00:40:38,061 --> 00:40:40,272 and lived out his life down there. 897 00:40:40,355 --> 00:40:41,398 Yeah. 898 00:40:49,156 --> 00:40:51,992 You know, some people think I killed him. 899 00:40:55,329 --> 00:40:56,538 Enough of that. 900 00:40:56,622 --> 00:40:59,374 I don't need to sit here drifting while you're... 901 00:40:59,458 --> 00:41:01,251 sitting there looking all uncomfortable. 902 00:41:01,335 --> 00:41:02,628 - Nonsense. 903 00:41:02,711 --> 00:41:04,880 Connecting with the past is a powerful thing. 904 00:41:07,007 --> 00:41:08,717 Let's pray, Junior. 905 00:41:08,800 --> 00:41:10,928 - Oh, Eli. 906 00:41:11,011 --> 00:41:13,931 No offense. 907 00:41:14,014 --> 00:41:15,432 I ain't religious. 908 00:41:15,515 --> 00:41:17,643 - Well, it's a good thing I am. 909 00:41:17,726 --> 00:41:19,228 I'll show you what to do. 910 00:41:19,311 --> 00:41:20,729 Let me see them hands. 911 00:41:20,812 --> 00:41:21,812 - Okay. 912 00:41:24,733 --> 00:41:28,403 Heavenly father, thank you for bringing old friends together. 913 00:41:28,487 --> 00:41:31,740 Please help Junior heal from the past. 914 00:41:31,823 --> 00:41:35,702 Even though we don't understand why we endure the pain we do, 915 00:41:35,786 --> 00:41:39,122 we trust that it is your will. 916 00:41:39,206 --> 00:41:41,458 We are at your mercy. 917 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:42,751 And your mercy... 918 00:41:44,086 --> 00:41:45,337 Shall redeem us. 919 00:41:47,714 --> 00:41:48,714 Amen. 920 00:41:48,757 --> 00:41:50,759 - Amen. 921 00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:52,427 Damn. 922 00:41:52,511 --> 00:41:53,804 Kinda nice. 923 00:41:55,889 --> 00:42:00,269 - I ended up beating him, so we can do the hotel with you. 924 00:42:00,352 --> 00:42:01,645 We're in. 925 00:42:01,728 --> 00:42:07,693 And we're also excited to be a hotelier with you. 926 00:42:07,776 --> 00:42:09,444 Lates, JG. 927 00:42:09,528 --> 00:42:11,071 - Ooh, baby! It's so fucking good! 928 00:42:11,154 --> 00:42:12,948 - I'ma do an Adderall to celebrate. 929 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,509 - I don't love it, but you wrote a great email, 930 00:42:14,533 --> 00:42:15,533 so I give you my bless. 931 00:42:18,537 --> 00:42:21,456 What the hell? 932 00:42:23,250 --> 00:42:24,293 - What? 933 00:42:27,754 --> 00:42:29,381 - Where's the littlest son we have 934 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:31,591 who's been coming on things? 935 00:42:31,675 --> 00:42:33,385 - Are you boosting? - Come on, Pontius. 936 00:42:33,468 --> 00:42:34,737 I thought you were better than this. 937 00:42:34,761 --> 00:42:36,513 - Pont, you are getting lapped right now. 938 00:42:36,596 --> 00:42:37,876 - He's got the better car, so... 939 00:42:37,931 --> 00:42:39,075 - Are you not using the nitrous or something? 940 00:42:39,099 --> 00:42:42,394 - I didn't know there was nitrous, so... 941 00:42:42,477 --> 00:42:44,021 - Gideon. 942 00:42:44,104 --> 00:42:45,022 Come here for a second. 943 00:42:45,105 --> 00:42:46,225 Just talk to you real quick. 944 00:42:46,273 --> 00:42:47,899 - Sure. 945 00:42:52,404 --> 00:42:54,364 - What's going on? 946 00:42:54,448 --> 00:42:56,491 - Did you talk to your brother like I asked you to? 947 00:42:56,575 --> 00:42:58,952 Because I just found this in my pens drawer. 948 00:42:59,036 --> 00:43:00,203 - The fuck? Gross. 949 00:43:00,287 --> 00:43:02,164 What is that? - It's Jesse boy's delicates. 950 00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,207 Your brother stuffed this in my damn pens drawer! 951 00:43:04,291 --> 00:43:05,601 I touched it with my bare fingers! 952 00:43:05,625 --> 00:43:07,270 - Why'd you touch it? - Why didn't you talk to him 953 00:43:07,294 --> 00:43:08,354 like I asked you to? - I tried. 954 00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:10,088 I swear to God, I tried. 955 00:43:10,172 --> 00:43:12,883 I could not figure out a way to bring it up, man. 956 00:43:12,966 --> 00:43:15,218 - You wanna be a preacher, don't you? 957 00:43:15,302 --> 00:43:16,636 - Uh... - Shut up, you do. 958 00:43:16,720 --> 00:43:18,388 - Okay. - If you're gonna be a preacher, 959 00:43:18,472 --> 00:43:20,515 you gotta be able to talk about anything, all right? 960 00:43:20,599 --> 00:43:22,100 Even if it makes us uncomfortable. 961 00:43:22,184 --> 00:43:23,435 When we stop doing that... 962 00:43:23,518 --> 00:43:25,062 mm-hmm. 963 00:43:25,145 --> 00:43:27,564 People burn in hell. 964 00:43:27,648 --> 00:43:29,191 Watch and learn. 965 00:43:30,650 --> 00:43:31,568 - You want me to come in there with you? 966 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:32,861 - Yes! - Okay. 967 00:43:35,614 --> 00:43:38,200 'Sup, sup? Guys, little men, what's up? 968 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:39,868 - 'Sup. - 'Sup. 969 00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:41,929 - Glad you said 'sup first, Pontius, because I need you 970 00:43:41,953 --> 00:43:45,040 to take the computer goggles off your face and exit for a moment. 971 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:46,708 - I-I'm in the middle of a game. 972 00:43:46,792 --> 00:43:48,418 - I'll play your turn. Get up right now. 973 00:43:48,502 --> 00:43:49,711 Take a hike. 974 00:43:49,795 --> 00:43:51,046 Don't make me say it again. 975 00:43:51,129 --> 00:43:52,798 Okay, don't make me get mad at you. 976 00:43:57,469 --> 00:43:58,970 Abraham. 977 00:44:05,102 --> 00:44:06,603 This chair's a trip, yo. 978 00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:07,938 Do you need help? 979 00:44:08,021 --> 00:44:08,939 - What did he do to it? 980 00:44:09,022 --> 00:44:10,732 Did he break it? 981 00:44:10,816 --> 00:44:12,192 Shit. - You gotta... 982 00:44:12,275 --> 00:44:14,395 Dad, you have to put one... - Shh. I got it, I got it. 983 00:44:15,654 --> 00:44:18,281 - Go ahead and hit pause on the game system there, blood. 984 00:44:18,365 --> 00:44:20,826 Like to rap with you for a second if I could. 985 00:44:20,909 --> 00:44:25,789 Why were your delicates crammed in my pens drawer, Abraham? 986 00:44:25,872 --> 00:44:26,915 - It's not what you think. 987 00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,625 - Seems to me it's exactly what I think. 988 00:44:28,708 --> 00:44:31,086 It's crusty and crinkling 989 00:44:31,169 --> 00:44:32,963 and discolored. 990 00:44:33,046 --> 00:44:34,846 I mean, you're just inside your room, I guess, 991 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:37,175 having nocturnal emissions all day long, okay? 992 00:44:37,259 --> 00:44:39,010 From the amount of garments I've found 993 00:44:39,094 --> 00:44:42,139 stuffed around this house, it's very disrespectful. 994 00:44:42,222 --> 00:44:43,723 Abraham, let me ask you a question. 995 00:44:43,807 --> 00:44:46,810 Do you know what really happens when a boy... 996 00:44:46,893 --> 00:44:50,313 does the stuff to himself to... 997 00:44:50,397 --> 00:44:52,524 to make the come stuff into the underwear? 998 00:44:53,275 --> 00:44:54,836 When those hands of yours touch your privates, 999 00:44:54,860 --> 00:44:56,403 an alarm goes off in heaven. 1000 00:44:56,486 --> 00:44:57,737 Okay? And every loved one 1001 00:44:57,821 --> 00:44:59,281 you've ever known that's dead, 1002 00:44:59,364 --> 00:45:00,782 they are alerted. 1003 00:45:00,866 --> 00:45:03,618 They float to where you are, they join hands, 1004 00:45:03,702 --> 00:45:06,705 and they watch you be dirty to yourself. 1005 00:45:09,791 --> 00:45:12,252 - Like Grandma? - Yep, she watches. 1006 00:45:12,335 --> 00:45:13,670 Great-granddaddy Roy. 1007 00:45:13,753 --> 00:45:15,547 Great-grandmama. 1008 00:45:15,630 --> 00:45:17,510 Even some relatives you've never even met before 1009 00:45:17,591 --> 00:45:20,427 like ancient ones from the Revolutionary War times. 1010 00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:23,847 Ghosts that will watch you and be ashamed 1011 00:45:23,930 --> 00:45:25,891 of what you're doing to yourself, 1012 00:45:25,974 --> 00:45:28,310 of how you're being dirty and provocative 1013 00:45:28,393 --> 00:45:30,770 to your private parts. 1014 00:45:31,771 --> 00:45:33,315 You understand? 1015 00:45:33,398 --> 00:45:35,859 When people see you do something bad... 1016 00:45:35,942 --> 00:45:38,320 it's hard for them to see you any other way. 1017 00:45:38,403 --> 00:45:39,821 I want you to remember that. 1018 00:45:39,905 --> 00:45:40,947 - Yes, sir. 1019 00:45:41,031 --> 00:45:44,034 - Now are there any other... 1020 00:45:44,117 --> 00:45:45,494 questions you have for me? 1021 00:45:45,577 --> 00:45:47,496 Birds and the bees? 1022 00:45:47,579 --> 00:45:49,831 Morning woods, peckers, anything that you wanna discuss 1023 00:45:49,915 --> 00:45:51,041 or ask me about? 1024 00:45:51,124 --> 00:45:52,918 - Well, there is one thing 1025 00:45:53,001 --> 00:45:55,086 that I'm still curious about. 1026 00:45:55,170 --> 00:45:57,047 Are we still doing that hotel thing? 1027 00:46:00,258 --> 00:46:02,177 Yes, my son. 1028 00:46:02,260 --> 00:46:04,137 We are now officially hoteliers. 1029 00:46:04,221 --> 00:46:05,555 - Oh, Granddad said yes? 1030 00:46:05,639 --> 00:46:06,556 - Course he did. 1031 00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:09,392 He knew he couldn't stand in my way. 1032 00:46:09,476 --> 00:46:12,229 Yeah, your granddaddy ain't half the shitkicker he used to be. 1033 00:46:17,943 --> 00:46:20,695 - Mercy, I guess he does do whatever he wants. 1034 00:46:20,779 --> 00:46:21,863 - Okay, bye. 1035 00:46:21,947 --> 00:46:23,156 - You have terrific tits. 1036 00:46:23,240 --> 00:46:25,325 - Thanks for the cheese enchiladas. 1037 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:31,206 - Cue ball, scratch in a corner pocket. 1038 00:46:34,125 --> 00:46:36,586 - Bet you two queefs haven't seen action like that in years. 1039 00:46:36,670 --> 00:46:38,922 Next time, keep the comments to yourself. 1040 00:46:39,005 --> 00:46:40,316 - We don't want any trouble, friend. 1041 00:46:40,340 --> 00:46:41,424 You made your point. 1042 00:46:41,508 --> 00:46:43,718 - That's what I thought, bitch! 1043 00:46:43,802 --> 00:46:45,082 Don't wanna run your mouth, huh? 1044 00:46:49,391 --> 00:46:52,852 - How dare you talk to us like that, you big old slab of meat. 1045 00:46:52,936 --> 00:46:55,105 - Come on, Junior. - No. 1046 00:46:55,188 --> 00:46:57,691 No, you don't know who you're messing with. 1047 00:46:57,774 --> 00:46:58,774 - Jesus. 1048 00:46:58,817 --> 00:47:01,236 - We're from fucking Memphis, asshole. 1049 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:02,904 We stuff twinks like you full of rocks 1050 00:47:02,988 --> 00:47:04,823 and sink you in the Missi-fucking-ssippi. 1051 00:47:04,906 --> 00:47:06,241 You know, you're lucky... 1052 00:47:06,324 --> 00:47:09,244 I don't murder you right fucking now. 1053 00:47:09,327 --> 00:47:10,745 Or send some of my badass friends 1054 00:47:10,829 --> 00:47:12,956 to go do it... find your fucking house, 1055 00:47:13,039 --> 00:47:14,583 slay your whole fucking family. 1056 00:47:14,666 --> 00:47:16,710 How 'bout that, asshole? 1057 00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:17,794 - Come on, Junior. - Yeah. 1058 00:47:17,877 --> 00:47:19,796 That's what I'm gonna do. 1059 00:47:19,879 --> 00:47:22,132 I'ma take a photograph of your license plate 1060 00:47:22,215 --> 00:47:25,343 with my telephone, send it to my friends, 1061 00:47:25,427 --> 00:47:28,305 who will get your address from the DMV, come to your house 1062 00:47:28,388 --> 00:47:30,974 and fuck you up, you motherfucker! 1063 00:47:31,057 --> 00:47:32,267 Oh! 1064 00:47:34,102 --> 00:47:35,812 - Junior! 1065 00:47:35,895 --> 00:47:36,938 Oh, my God. 1066 00:47:37,022 --> 00:47:38,857 Junior! Junior! 1067 00:47:38,940 --> 00:47:40,543 - Hope you're wearing your diapers, old man. 1068 00:47:40,567 --> 00:47:42,207 - Oh, come on. You didn't have to do that. 1069 00:48:01,463 --> 00:48:03,340 - Stay down there and drool, doggy. 1070 00:48:06,843 --> 00:48:08,219 - Oh, man. 1071 00:48:09,220 --> 00:48:10,220 Ooh, whee! 1072 00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,018 - Finish him off, Maniac. 1073 00:48:15,101 --> 00:48:16,101 Take him down. 1074 00:48:16,144 --> 00:48:17,687 Yeah! 1075 00:48:19,105 --> 00:48:20,357 Yeah! Do it again! 1076 00:48:23,068 --> 00:48:24,211 - Oh, stop, stop, stop! Please! 1077 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,379 Please, please, please! - Oh, yeah. 1078 00:48:25,403 --> 00:48:26,821 There we go! - Stop! No, no, no, no! 1079 00:48:26,905 --> 00:48:28,948 Please! - Ladies and gentlemen, 1080 00:48:29,032 --> 00:48:30,825 the Maniac Kid! 1081 00:48:30,909 --> 00:48:32,327 Come on, Maniac! 1082 00:48:32,410 --> 00:48:34,204 Stop it! 1083 00:48:34,287 --> 00:48:35,455 Please! 1084 00:48:35,538 --> 00:48:36,538 - Do it! 1085 00:48:36,581 --> 00:48:37,581 Yeah! 1086 00:48:40,085 --> 00:48:41,085 Yeah! 1087 00:48:45,632 --> 00:48:47,133 - Mofo. 1088 00:48:47,217 --> 00:48:48,217 That hurt. 1089 00:48:49,761 --> 00:48:51,388 Let's go.