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Coming this fall,
Only Murderers In The Building.
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That's very good. I wrote that.
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What did happen that night?
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The killer stabs Bunny, and then leaves
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through the hole in
the bottom of my closet.
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Bunny said, "14 Savage."
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Kreps is Glitter Guy.
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But why would Kreps kill Bunny?
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I mean, did he want her painting?
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There's no way that you could pull off
a murder this sophisticated.
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I said that's enough!
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If I'm so stupid,
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how come I was able to land
the smartest woman on the planet?
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Every night, I'd go to
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the local bar and grill,
the Chicken Chug.
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This all has something to do with
All is Not OK In Oklahoma.
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You should let this go.
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You don't know what she's capable of.
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You don't know what she'd do
to get what she wants.
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Seriously? You're that terrified
of a podcaster who solved
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the murder of Becky Butler?
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- Yes.
- Why?
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Because I'm Becky Butler.
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Well, shit.
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Before I became one of
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the most talked about
people in the country,
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Becky Butler,
I had a pretty ordinary life.
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Ordinary, that is, if you assume most
ordinary people are pretty miserable.
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Which I assume is
a pretty safe assumption.
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How long is
too long to stay in a bad situation?
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This is what Elizabeth Davies
was pondering
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in the winter of 2003.
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Daddy, I made you a healthy breakfast.
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Not hungry.
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I think if you got something...
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I ain't fuckin' hungry.
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- Mayor Tipton's office.
- How can I assist you?
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Oh, yes, of course.
Just hold on one second.
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Sir? It's your wife.
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Not now.
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- I'm so sorry.
- He's in a meetin' right now.
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Is there anything I can
help you with, Theresa?
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Sir, I was gonna get going,
unless you need anything.
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Oh, stay a bit, Becky.
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Have a drink with your mayor.
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Oh, I should really get going.
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Are you sure?
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Well, my dad's expecting me,
so good night.
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Well, maybe tomorrow.
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You're not always gonna
be able to say no to me.
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"I need to get out of here,"
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were the last words
Elizabeth Davies wrote in her journal
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only five days before her left hand
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was found in her own mailbox.
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This is Channel 37 News,
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reporting on the disappearance
of Becky Butler,
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a local Chickasha native and a member
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of Mayor Tipton's executive team,
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who went missing last week.
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Authorities have no leads
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and are said to be bringing in
outside law enforcement help.
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Nope.
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- Excuse me, Ms. Canning?
- Mm-hmm.
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Um, ma'am...
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My name is Poppy White.
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- I'm your biggest fan.
- Cute.
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Poppy, my favorite bagel.
What can I do for you, Poppy?
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Uh, I... I have a story
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that I think would be
a really good podcast.
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It's about a young woman
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in Oklahoma. She disappeared.
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Lot of girls disappear, Poppy.
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Yeah, but, um,
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she was being harassed
by the mayor of a small town,
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and his campaign slogan was,
"It's All Gonna Be OK."
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Um, "OK" as in "Oklahoma,"
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and I thought All is Not OK In Oklahoma
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would be a good title for a podcast.
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I like your style.
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Missing or dead?
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- Excuse me?
- The girl.
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Missing.
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Well, let's hope she's dead.
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For it to even have a chance,
I'd really need her dead.
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Ideally murdered.
Ooh! And by that mayor.
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That would be amazing.
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I'm sorry. Uh, what exactly do you want?
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I would like a job, Ms. Canning.
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So, when I discovered
Becky Butler's disappearance,
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I just knew that I had to cover it.
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Never did I think it would
become such a sensation.
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But, a lot of the credit
really has to go to... Ooh, Poppy.
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Yes, Cinda?
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Turkey sandwich, no lettuce,
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no tomato!
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No bread. Just some turkey on tinfoil
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and a little bread on the side.
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Where was I? Oh!
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I find the term "genius" to be reductive.
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The answer, as it turned out,
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we are all Tim Kono.
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"We are all Tim Kono"?
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Are people really listening
to this insipid shit?
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I need a new Oklahoma.
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I will not be the one-hit wonder
of true crime podcasts, Poppy.
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I won't. I will not be...
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Podcast Nickelback.
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Have you given any thought
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to my idea about Rose Cooper,
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that artist who went
missing years ago?
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Art? Poppy, really?
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Do you know what rhymes with art?
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- Smart?
- Fart.
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As in no one gives a flying fart.
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I need something with
famous people, and blood,
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and, ideally,
a hot girl with a great rack.
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God, I need a murder. A good one.
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And I'm tired of waiting
for one to fall into my lap.
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God, you are useless!
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Fine. I will make this happen
all on my fucking own!
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- So Poppy is Becky Butler.
- Yes,
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which means Cinda sent a mayor to prison
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for killing someone
she knew was still alive.
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And now she's trying to top herself
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by sending us to prison
for a murder she committed.
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God, is she good!
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What? This is so audacious,
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you know. I wish I'd thought of it.
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Really. I mean,
I wouldn't have gone as far,
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but what commitment, huh?
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Really?
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Uh, don't blame the play a.
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Blame the game, brah.
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No. Don't do that.
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She was right in front of us all along.
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The storyteller artist framing us
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to get the hell out of her podcast lane!
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But now, how do we get her?
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It's not gonna be easy,
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but I have a plan.
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Ooh. What?
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I'm sorry. I thought a plan would,
uh, come to me in that moment,
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but, uh, no.
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Nothing.
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Although...
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Oh. No.
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Okay, we have
a ton on Oklahoma,
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but on Bunny's murder?
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Well, we know she's working
with Detective Kreps.
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But, how does "14 Savage"
relate to Cinda?
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We still have the knife,
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and Detective Williams
is running forensics.
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We just reach out to her.
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If Cinda's DNA is on that knife,
it's game over!
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Okay, I'm gonna text Detective Williams.
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We find ourselves up against
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a very talented storyteller
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and a very mediocre cop.
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But how do we outwit them?
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- We need a confession.
- Uh-huh.
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- From Cinda Canning?
- How do you propose we get that?
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Torture? Can we torture her?
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Charles, get your concertina
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and whatever you consider
your 10 most interesting stories.
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Hm, let me just muse on that,
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- uh, for a second.
- Mm.
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No! We need to unravel Cinda
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like a...
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uh, like, oh, jeez...
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What's a thing that unravels?
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- Uh...
- No, we just need to find the thing
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that unravels Cinda, so she slips up
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and reveals herself as the killer!
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Oh, that's good.
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And what's the one thing we know
drives Cinda crazy?
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- A sweater!
- A sweater drives Cinda crazy?
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- No, no, no. A sweater unravels, dear.
- Try to keep up, really.
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A mystery!
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Poppy! Her assistant,
who drives her crazy.
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- No, that's the word I was looking for.
- Unravels like a mystery.
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Oh no, no, no. I like sweater best.
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Have both of you had strokes or have I?
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God!
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This is really not feeling
like a finale yet.
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Is it?
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Lively theme song playing
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vocalizing
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I have so many questions.
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First off, do you prefer Becky or Poppy?
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Or would you prefer Boppy?
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- Which has a certain je ne sais quois.
- I can't do this.
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Oliver, what did we agree on?
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You and Charles do the talking.
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Okay. We know you work for Cinda.
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Mabel has explained how complicated that...
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You can just cut to it.
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How can we get Cinda
to crumble and cave like a...
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crumbling cave?
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- Excuse me?
- How do we get Cinda to confess?
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She'd never.
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Are you serious?
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You must know things that upset her,
that might make her feel vulnerable.
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I mean, sure. Human error, interruption,
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people who work for her
but don't look like her.
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Yeah, we noticed that one.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Are there things that disturb her,
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that might break down her defenses?
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She does not like
the inside of a tomato?
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Oh, I can see that.
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I'm terrified by tomatoes.
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And the inside of them?
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Just awful.
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Okay, I guess that's something
we can work with.
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Is it, though? What,
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are we gonna invite Cinda over
and make her a salad?
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Oh! Oh, this one's weird.
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The tomato was normal?
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Um, she's very afraid of slow-motion.
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I'm sorry?
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I went to a Super Bowl party with Cinda,
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and every time
there was an instant replay, uh,
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I saw her shiver, and then start
to faint, and then cry a little bit.
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Over the slow-motion?
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Slow-motion, she does not like it.
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- Uh-huh.
- So, she's a true psychopath.
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Hello. What can I get for you today?
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Oh no, it's Cinda.
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The finale of Only Murderers
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is dropping tomorrow. Um...
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Can I get a liverwurst
and marmalade sandwich to go?
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Mm-hmm.
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- Hi, Cinda. I'm sorry.
- I'm on my way back.
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There were train delays.
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- Oh my god!
- That's horrible.
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- Liverwurst and marmalade?
- Is that a thing?
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It's the owner's sister's
favorite sandwich.
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Bunny was so disgusted
we had it on the menu,
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she called it "freak food."
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Well, hard agree
with Bun-Bun on that one.
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Hey, Ivan! Where's my toast?
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- Guys...
- English muffin, coming right up.
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It's Detective Williams. Hang on.
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Cinda's dropping the finale?
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Not hard to guess who
she's gonna name as the killer.
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- We're fucked.
- We have got to put Cinda away today.
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- We need to rally our resources.
- Right. That's right.
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Hey, did Ivan ever take our order?
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- Oliver, we need a plan.
- I agree.
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We also need to eat.
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What'd she say? Did Williams
get any info off that knife?
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Yeah, she did.
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Guys...
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I think I know what "14 Savage" means.
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Why are we here?
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I'm organizing the estate sale,
but it's making me very sad.
256
00:12:09,188 --> 00:12:10,730
All her plants are dying, and
257
00:12:10,814 --> 00:12:13,525
why is that damn bird back?
258
00:12:13,609 --> 00:12:16,486
That shady email just said,
"Be at Bunny's at 7:00
259
00:12:16,570 --> 00:12:18,196
"if you love good theater
260
00:12:18,280 --> 00:12:20,198
and/or want to be part of history."
261
00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,826
- I don't see cake.
- The email said cake would be provided.
262
00:12:22,910 --> 00:12:24,035
Cheap fucks.
263
00:12:24,119 --> 00:12:26,538
Am I dressed appropriately?
264
00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:28,289
It's really hard to know
what to wear to a...
265
00:12:28,373 --> 00:12:29,415
Killer Reveal Party.
266
00:12:29,499 --> 00:12:30,959
Uh, "killer reveal party"
267
00:12:31,043 --> 00:12:33,044
meaning a party where
a killer is revealed,
268
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,879
or a reveal party that's killer in nature?
269
00:12:34,963 --> 00:12:37,173
- I don't know, Jonathan.
- Just be hot, okay?
270
00:12:37,257 --> 00:12:38,883
- Welcome, friends!
- Oh, here we go.
271
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,177
To the show that's about to end.
272
00:12:41,261 --> 00:12:43,847
For we have figured out who extinguished
273
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:47,183
the big, beautiful flame
of our beloved Bunny Folger.
274
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:48,601
Alright, so who did it?
275
00:12:48,685 --> 00:12:50,061
Who did it? Who did it?
276
00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,980
I'm gonna strangle that bird.
277
00:12:52,064 --> 00:12:53,773
You think we're just gonna tell you?
278
00:12:53,857 --> 00:12:56,901
- Kind of felt like that, yeah.
- Yeah. I mean, why else am I here?
279
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:59,112
Don't we kinda have to tell them
if they're gonna be part of it?
280
00:12:59,196 --> 00:13:01,239
Must you poop on every party, Charles?
281
00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,450
Can't we have
a little dramatic tension here?
282
00:13:03,534 --> 00:13:05,869
Oliver, she's gonna be here
in an hour. Just move it along.
283
00:13:05,953 --> 00:13:08,329
Mabel, we can do this production fast,
284
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,290
or we can do it well.
What would you prefer?
285
00:13:10,374 --> 00:13:11,332
Fast. Do it fast.
286
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:14,294
Okay. Well, then I will not
take responsibility for the reviews.
287
00:13:14,378 --> 00:13:15,420
Alright. Okay.
288
00:13:15,504 --> 00:13:16,921
Uh, first question.
289
00:13:17,005 --> 00:13:19,883
Who here has had any theater training?
290
00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:22,719
Well, I'm on Broadway right now.
291
00:13:22,803 --> 00:13:24,804
- Really?
- As a hyena.
292
00:13:24,888 --> 00:13:25,973
Uh-huh...
293
00:13:26,723 --> 00:13:28,433
And I once auditioned
for the part of Joseph
294
00:13:28,517 --> 00:13:30,685
in Joseph and the Amazing
Technicolor Dream coat.
295
00:13:30,769 --> 00:13:33,396
The way you worded that makes
it sound like you didn't get it.
296
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:34,773
That is correct.
297
00:13:34,857 --> 00:13:36,816
But it has nothing to do with talent,
298
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,277
despite what my mother said.
299
00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,487
Uh, Lester?
300
00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:43,698
Uh, just a little light stage stuff
when I was younger.
301
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:44,741
- No shit!
- Yeah,
302
00:13:44,825 --> 00:13:48,495
I graduated from Juilliard.
Started out off-Broadway with Tracy Letts.
303
00:13:48,579 --> 00:13:50,747
- We were rivals. Hand to God.
- And what happened,
304
00:13:50,831 --> 00:13:51,956
if you don't mind me asking?
305
00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:54,584
- No, it's fine.
- I just realized that my true passion
306
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:57,212
was being a doorman,
and I left the theater behind.
307
00:13:57,296 --> 00:13:58,379
Really?
308
00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:00,799
Are you nuts? No.
309
00:14:00,883 --> 00:14:03,176
I stopped getting hired,
developed a drinking problem,
310
00:14:03,260 --> 00:14:04,844
and was homeless for a while.
311
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:06,387
Almost died, cleaned up,
312
00:14:06,471 --> 00:14:07,722
took the first job I could get,
313
00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,849
and I've been stuck here ever since.
314
00:14:09,933 --> 00:14:11,935
- Jesus...
- How tragic!
315
00:14:12,019 --> 00:14:14,479
Well, wasn't that a bummer?
316
00:14:14,563 --> 00:14:16,940
Anyway! You're all here today
317
00:14:17,024 --> 00:14:19,818
to play a part in
manipulating a mastermind
318
00:14:19,902 --> 00:14:21,904
into a live confession on our...
319
00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:25,031
- cam show... Live stream.
- Live stream.
320
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,908
Where the hell is the fucking cake?
321
00:14:26,992 --> 00:14:28,660
The cake is on its way!
322
00:14:28,744 --> 00:14:31,246
But this was very last minute,
and this is not about the cake.
323
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:33,414
Ah, they chintzed on the cake!
324
00:14:33,498 --> 00:14:34,707
I'm leaving.
325
00:14:34,791 --> 00:14:36,251
- Come on, Jonathan.
- Wait!
326
00:14:36,335 --> 00:14:37,794
This is about us right now!
327
00:14:37,878 --> 00:14:40,213
Bunny's fellow neighbors getting one shot
328
00:14:40,297 --> 00:14:42,132
to bring her killer to justice!
329
00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,134
And we all really need your help.
330
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,221
Fine.
331
00:14:48,305 --> 00:14:51,558
But Bunny would have ordered
the cake from Sherman's on 92nd.
332
00:14:51,642 --> 00:14:52,392
- True.
- She sure would have.
333
00:14:52,476 --> 00:14:54,811
Okay. We only have an hour.
334
00:14:54,895 --> 00:14:57,188
And if we pull this off,
335
00:14:57,272 --> 00:14:59,732
I swear to each
and every person in this room
336
00:14:59,816 --> 00:15:02,735
that Charles will buy you
the cake of your choice!
337
00:15:12,496 --> 00:15:13,997
Okay. Here we go.
338
00:15:15,666 --> 00:15:17,417
I'm missing
a parent-teacher conference for this,
339
00:15:17,501 --> 00:15:18,710
so your confession better be good.
340
00:15:18,794 --> 00:15:20,503
My kid's teacher is crazy hot.
341
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:23,173
Who said anything about a confession?
342
00:15:23,257 --> 00:15:25,842
Well, you said you were gonna
reveal the murderer live,
343
00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:28,136
and you're the murderer.
So, by my math,
344
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,430
that makes this a confession, Ms. Mora.
345
00:15:30,973 --> 00:15:32,853
- Are you really doing this?
- Mm-hmm.
346
00:15:33,725 --> 00:15:35,143
What the hell is this?
347
00:15:39,106 --> 00:15:41,024
It's a killer reveal party.
348
00:15:41,108 --> 00:15:44,068
As in a party that reveals a killer,
349
00:15:44,152 --> 00:15:46,988
or a reveal party
that's going to be killer.
350
00:15:47,072 --> 00:15:49,073
- See? It is confusing.
- Shh...
351
00:15:49,157 --> 00:15:51,034
It will all be explained.
352
00:15:51,118 --> 00:15:53,745
And Cinda, we have
our recording devices on,
353
00:15:53,829 --> 00:15:55,205
so you may want to turn on yours.
354
00:15:55,289 --> 00:15:57,499
I have a girl for that. Poppy,
please start recording everything.
355
00:15:57,583 --> 00:15:59,709
Would you like me to wire anyone
or just use the boom?
356
00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:02,003
Uh, just record all
the smart things I say
357
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,463
and all the dumb shit that they grunt.
358
00:16:03,547 --> 00:16:05,048
Oh my god!
359
00:16:06,633 --> 00:16:07,801
Okay, go ahead.
360
00:16:07,885 --> 00:16:10,345
Welcome to our killer reveal party!
361
00:16:10,429 --> 00:16:12,722
Where we will reveal Bunny's killer.
362
00:16:12,806 --> 00:16:14,724
It's also a killer party, simultaneously.
363
00:16:14,808 --> 00:16:17,268
Oh. Okay, so we were both right.
364
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:18,645
Double entendre.
365
00:16:18,729 --> 00:16:20,146
And it gives me no pleasure
366
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:21,689
to inform you
367
00:16:21,773 --> 00:16:23,817
that the killer is here,
368
00:16:23,901 --> 00:16:25,318
in this very room.
369
00:16:25,402 --> 00:16:27,904
Oh! But that can't be! One of us?
370
00:16:27,988 --> 00:16:29,739
Please say it's not true!
371
00:16:29,823 --> 00:16:31,491
Howard. Bring it down.
372
00:16:31,575 --> 00:16:33,827
Let's remind ourselves of what we know.
373
00:16:33,911 --> 00:16:36,412
Bunny had a very normal last day of life.
374
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:39,457
She was contemplating a change.
A move, to Florida.
375
00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:40,542
Fuck Florida!
376
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:43,128
The three of us saw her that very night.
377
00:16:43,212 --> 00:16:46,131
She was looking for companionship.
378
00:16:46,215 --> 00:16:47,382
A friend.
379
00:16:47,466 --> 00:16:49,092
- But what did we do?
- Bye-bye.
380
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:50,510
We rejected her.
381
00:16:50,594 --> 00:16:51,928
We sent her away,
382
00:16:52,012 --> 00:16:53,304
back to her apartment.
383
00:16:53,388 --> 00:16:54,764
Where someone was waiting for her.
384
00:16:55,516 --> 00:16:58,268
Someone who forced Bunny into my apartment
385
00:16:58,352 --> 00:16:59,436
to frame me,
386
00:16:59,520 --> 00:17:01,354
then stabbed her with Oliver's knife
387
00:17:01,438 --> 00:17:03,148
and my knitting needle, then escaped
388
00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,775
into the Arconia's secret passageways
389
00:17:05,859 --> 00:17:06,985
that they knew about,
390
00:17:07,069 --> 00:17:09,821
then used those secret passageways
391
00:17:09,905 --> 00:17:12,157
to plant the murder weapon
in Charles' apartment,
392
00:17:12,241 --> 00:17:14,325
along with a very valuable painting
393
00:17:14,409 --> 00:17:17,704
of his nude father
they stole from Bunny's apartment...
394
00:17:17,788 --> 00:17:19,914
Jesus, is this what
we're really telling people?
395
00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,375
It's a lot. We could have
tightened it up in rehearsal.
396
00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:25,503
But who... had an interest in framing
397
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,922
three... innocent... people?!
398
00:17:28,006 --> 00:17:29,799
- You did!
- Me?!
399
00:17:29,883 --> 00:17:31,468
Sorry! I got disoriented! You did!
400
00:17:32,010 --> 00:17:34,513
Cinda Canning killed Bunny Folger.
401
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,098
And how did she cover her tracks?
402
00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,769
With the help of a crooked cop
she met years ago in Oklahoma.
403
00:17:45,148 --> 00:17:46,608
How did you know about Kreps?
404
00:17:46,692 --> 00:17:48,359
Are you kidding?
405
00:17:48,443 --> 00:17:51,905
The sexual energy
between you two was obvious.
406
00:17:52,489 --> 00:17:53,782
I'd say more,
407
00:17:53,866 --> 00:17:56,576
but this is
a family murder podcast.
408
00:17:56,660 --> 00:17:59,871
Cinda Canning is not a great
podcaster who solves murders.
409
00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:03,500
She's a hack who makes
them up and packages them.
410
00:18:03,584 --> 00:18:05,919
And this time, she tried
to get away with a doozy.
411
00:18:06,879 --> 00:18:08,004
Wow.
412
00:18:08,088 --> 00:18:10,256
Really enjoyed the spelling it all out.
413
00:18:10,340 --> 00:18:13,426
Very end of a Scooby Doo episode.
Very cute.
414
00:18:13,510 --> 00:18:14,886
One little problem, though.
415
00:18:14,970 --> 00:18:17,347
Why would I want to kill
an old woman I never met?
416
00:18:17,431 --> 00:18:19,599
You met her, Ms. Canning.
417
00:18:19,683 --> 00:18:20,975
I have the logbooks.
418
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,603
You were actually here a lot
before Bunny died, weren't you?
419
00:18:23,687 --> 00:18:26,356
I was keeping tabs
on the Tim Kono investigation.
420
00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,066
You killed her.
421
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,860
You murdered her with a violent hand.
422
00:18:30,944 --> 00:18:34,114
You murdered a sweet old lady
423
00:18:34,198 --> 00:18:35,782
who...
424
00:18:35,866 --> 00:18:37,659
She was my friend!
425
00:18:37,743 --> 00:18:39,494
She was my only friend,
426
00:18:39,578 --> 00:18:40,745
and you took her!
427
00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,080
And why?!
428
00:18:42,164 --> 00:18:43,999
For a podcast?!
429
00:18:44,708 --> 00:18:45,751
Why?
430
00:18:47,085 --> 00:18:49,045
Why...
431
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,672
Oh, Jesus, he's wonderful.
432
00:18:50,756 --> 00:18:52,757
♪ I love my coat of many colors ♪
433
00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:55,635
♪ I just love my coat
of many colors ♪
434
00:18:55,719 --> 00:18:56,886
Howard, no.
435
00:18:58,305 --> 00:19:00,640
There is literally no motive here.
436
00:19:00,724 --> 00:19:02,851
Why would I have done any of this?
437
00:19:05,270 --> 00:19:07,647
What...
438
00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:09,524
an...
439
00:19:09,608 --> 00:19:12,444
excellent...
440
00:19:12,528 --> 00:19:14,988
question...
441
00:19:15,072 --> 00:19:18,241
OLIVER
It... is...
442
00:19:18,325 --> 00:19:21,828
indeed...
443
00:19:21,912 --> 00:19:24,080
Why are you moving in slow-motion?
444
00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:26,708
Who's... going...
445
00:19:26,792 --> 00:19:29,043
slow?
446
00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:30,670
Who... us?
447
00:19:42,182 --> 00:19:44,267
Stop it! Stop it! I-I'm leaving!
448
00:19:44,351 --> 00:19:45,644
Alright, stop!
449
00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:53,443
Oh god, what is that?
450
00:19:53,527 --> 00:19:55,779
So, you sign a big, juicy
451
00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:58,323
$30 million podcast deal.
452
00:19:58,407 --> 00:19:59,532
Problem is,
453
00:19:59,616 --> 00:20:02,368
you don't have a juicy story to podcast.
454
00:20:02,452 --> 00:20:04,162
So, you go looking
455
00:20:04,246 --> 00:20:06,331
to invent one about a lonely
456
00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,999
old woman who gets murdered
457
00:20:08,083 --> 00:20:10,543
in a big... fancy...
458
00:20:10,627 --> 00:20:12,087
- apartment building.
- No... No...
459
00:20:12,171 --> 00:20:13,463
Honestly,
460
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:15,465
not that great.
461
00:20:17,009 --> 00:20:19,302
Unless, the three people
who did the murdering
462
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:22,430
are three A-list celebrities!
463
00:20:24,683 --> 00:20:26,851
Oh. Sorry.
464
00:20:26,935 --> 00:20:28,353
I thought you were being funny.
465
00:20:28,437 --> 00:20:31,564
Are we getting under your skin,
Ms. Canning?
466
00:20:31,648 --> 00:20:33,358
Admit you did it.
467
00:20:33,442 --> 00:20:35,860
- Admit you did it!
- Admit it! Admit it!
468
00:20:35,944 --> 00:20:38,321
Forget it! And I'm not
confessing anything
469
00:20:38,405 --> 00:20:40,365
because... because...
470
00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:41,491
Because why?!
471
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:42,993
Because she didn't do it.
472
00:20:45,537 --> 00:20:47,080
- Mabel, we're so close.
- What are you doing?
473
00:20:47,164 --> 00:20:48,581
I'm solving a murder.
474
00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,543
She did it.
475
00:20:52,878 --> 00:20:54,295
Excuse me, what?
476
00:20:54,379 --> 00:20:56,381
This is the work of an artist
477
00:20:57,090 --> 00:20:59,217
who just came into the picture recently.
478
00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:03,179
Your gallery needed new energy.
Wasn't that what you said?
479
00:21:03,263 --> 00:21:04,806
Turns out, you were making art
480
00:21:04,890 --> 00:21:06,433
from my tragedy.
481
00:21:06,517 --> 00:21:09,310
So why not frame me
and up the value of your art?
482
00:21:09,394 --> 00:21:12,564
- Is this all part of the plan?
- I'm really not sure anymore.
483
00:21:12,648 --> 00:21:16,192
I am outraged. And frankly,
haven't we been down this road before?
484
00:21:16,276 --> 00:21:17,152
Sorry. Who is this person?
485
00:21:17,236 --> 00:21:19,237
And can we get her to dial
the accent down a little bit?
486
00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,698
I mean, if I can't understand a word,
how's Middle America gonna get it?
487
00:21:21,782 --> 00:21:23,700
You're a real charmer, Alice.
488
00:21:24,201 --> 00:21:25,910
And a hell of a kisser.
489
00:21:25,994 --> 00:21:27,745
Nice.
490
00:21:27,829 --> 00:21:29,456
But you're also a liar.
491
00:21:31,458 --> 00:21:32,625
And a killer.
492
00:21:32,709 --> 00:21:34,085
Huh.
493
00:21:34,169 --> 00:21:37,922
Bravo, Mabel. Bravo indeed.
494
00:21:38,006 --> 00:21:40,216
Here, all this time,
I was thinking you were just a bore
495
00:21:40,300 --> 00:21:42,343
with the drawing skills of a toddler.
496
00:21:42,427 --> 00:21:44,304
It was you at the Pickle Diner,
497
00:21:44,388 --> 00:21:46,347
begging Bunny for
her Rose Cooper painting.
498
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,850
But she wanted 14 million for it.
499
00:21:48,934 --> 00:21:50,810
"14 for Savage."
500
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:53,063
That was a little out of
your price range, wasn't it?
501
00:21:54,857 --> 00:21:57,567
You talentless, smug bitch.
502
00:21:57,651 --> 00:21:59,820
Holy shit, she did it. She got her.
503
00:22:01,572 --> 00:22:02,989
No!
504
00:22:09,830 --> 00:22:11,414
Oh! Oh!
505
00:22:11,498 --> 00:22:13,833
- Oh!
- Charles! Charles!
506
00:22:13,917 --> 00:22:15,251
- Get off me!
- Hold her down!
507
00:22:18,213 --> 00:22:20,381
Yes, 911? There's been a stabbing!
508
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:23,384
Yes, at the Arconia! Yes, he's bleeding!
509
00:22:23,468 --> 00:22:27,180
- Charles? Charles!
- Charles! Oh my... Oh jeez...
510
00:22:27,264 --> 00:22:30,100
You're okay, buddy. You're okay.
511
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:36,022
Oh!
512
00:22:36,106 --> 00:22:38,942
Oh...
513
00:22:39,026 --> 00:22:40,401
Charles...
514
00:22:43,739 --> 00:22:45,281
Jesus Christ.
515
00:22:45,365 --> 00:22:47,575
Please tell me you got all that.
516
00:22:56,502 --> 00:22:58,503
Unhand me!
517
00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:00,463
It's okay, Mrs. Gambolini.
518
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:02,549
Don't be scared. Don't be scared.
519
00:23:03,634 --> 00:23:05,135
This bird has seen too much, Jonathan.
520
00:23:05,219 --> 00:23:07,137
Police and ambulance
are three minutes out.
521
00:23:12,309 --> 00:23:13,935
I'm so sorry, Mabel.
522
00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:15,603
For all of it.
523
00:23:15,687 --> 00:23:17,564
You poor kid.
524
00:23:17,648 --> 00:23:19,483
But what you just did...
525
00:23:21,485 --> 00:23:22,777
I mean...
526
00:23:22,861 --> 00:23:25,238
Shit, you were incredible.
527
00:23:25,322 --> 00:23:27,949
You are one hell of an investigator.
528
00:23:28,033 --> 00:23:30,118
I could use someone like you on my staff.
529
00:23:31,119 --> 00:23:32,621
I mean, hell, I...
530
00:23:33,372 --> 00:23:35,790
I think you could have your own podcast.
531
00:23:35,874 --> 00:23:37,792
Oh, don't even. Don't you even...
532
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,337
Poppy?
533
00:23:40,796 --> 00:23:43,340
What...
534
00:23:44,508 --> 00:23:45,675
This was pure luck!
535
00:23:45,759 --> 00:23:47,761
Th-there is absolutely nothing
536
00:23:47,845 --> 00:23:50,346
that ties this Australian girl
to Bunny's murder.
537
00:23:50,430 --> 00:23:51,389
Nothing.
538
00:23:51,473 --> 00:23:52,557
I'm English, you twat.
539
00:23:52,641 --> 00:23:53,933
Achoo!
540
00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:56,144
- Bless you.
- Thank you.
541
00:23:57,813 --> 00:23:59,815
Why does Mabel get a podcast?
542
00:24:00,941 --> 00:24:02,401
Because she's pretty?
543
00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:06,113
Because she boldly dated
the supposed killer?
544
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:09,116
I do everything for you.
545
00:24:09,575 --> 00:24:13,161
I get your lunch,
and I respond to all your mail,
546
00:24:13,245 --> 00:24:16,331
and I pick up your dry cleaning,
and I drop off your dry cleaning,
547
00:24:16,415 --> 00:24:18,708
and I pick up your dry cleaning,
and I drop off your dry cleaning, and...
548
00:24:18,792 --> 00:24:21,044
Why don't you just wear
something that you can wash?!
549
00:24:22,296 --> 00:24:24,589
And I told you about the Rose Cooper art,
550
00:24:24,673 --> 00:24:27,050
and you made a flying fart joke.
551
00:24:27,134 --> 00:24:28,218
I told you all...
552
00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,552
- Achoo!
- Okay, Poppy,
553
00:24:29,636 --> 00:24:31,846
you know my rule.
Two sneezes in my presence means
554
00:24:31,930 --> 00:24:33,515
you need to self-quarantine for a week.
555
00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,266
Poppy?
556
00:24:35,350 --> 00:24:37,018
Why'd you tell Cinda about Rose Cooper?
557
00:24:38,145 --> 00:24:40,230
It was an idea for a podcast.
558
00:24:40,314 --> 00:24:42,398
Cinda was not interested...
559
00:24:42,482 --> 00:24:44,317
But you were,
560
00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:46,653
and in that painting that Bunny owned.
561
00:24:46,737 --> 00:24:47,862
Achoo!
562
00:24:47,946 --> 00:24:50,240
Do you have some kind of allergy?
563
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,201
To Mrs. Gambolini perchance?
564
00:24:53,285 --> 00:24:54,202
Achoo!
565
00:24:55,662 --> 00:24:57,330
It's so strange.
566
00:24:57,414 --> 00:25:00,291
The killer sneezed
when fleeing the crime scene.
567
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:06,590
It's not a crime to be allergic
to rancid bird molting.
568
00:25:07,466 --> 00:25:09,551
And what? You're gonna believe
some... some young girl
569
00:25:09,635 --> 00:25:12,387
that's hiding in your walls?
570
00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:17,016
Only the killer could have known there
was a girl hiding in the walls that night.
571
00:25:17,100 --> 00:25:19,019
And her name is Lucy.
572
00:25:19,811 --> 00:25:21,062
And yours...
573
00:25:21,146 --> 00:25:23,023
is Becky.
574
00:25:24,483 --> 00:25:25,650
Who told you that?
575
00:25:25,734 --> 00:25:26,443
We did.
576
00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:35,201
I wasn't stabbed.
577
00:25:35,285 --> 00:25:37,454
It's all theater.
578
00:25:37,538 --> 00:25:39,372
We've been onto you
since this afternoon!
579
00:25:39,456 --> 00:25:40,499
We all have.
580
00:25:42,042 --> 00:25:45,378
- I don't understand what's happening!
- It's over, kiddo.
581
00:25:45,462 --> 00:25:47,797
I know the game you played
with me in Oklahoma,
582
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:49,507
and they know the game
you played with them
583
00:25:49,591 --> 00:25:51,843
in this overpriced building.
584
00:25:51,927 --> 00:25:53,219
And I only real fainted once.
585
00:25:53,303 --> 00:25:55,722
The other times were acting.
586
00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,812
I just wanted to make a good podcast.
587
00:26:03,063 --> 00:26:05,482
I just wanted Cinda to notice me.
588
00:26:05,566 --> 00:26:07,942
But things went wrong
right from the start.
589
00:26:08,026 --> 00:26:10,487
Right from that night that I texted you
590
00:26:10,571 --> 00:26:13,823
to get out of the building,
and you came back to your apartment.
591
00:26:20,497 --> 00:26:22,249
How'd you figure it out?
592
00:26:25,878 --> 00:26:28,547
It's Detective Williams. Hang on.
593
00:26:30,757 --> 00:26:31,633
- Hey.
- Hey.
594
00:26:31,717 --> 00:26:34,260
So I got DNA off
the murder weapon. Saliva.
595
00:26:34,344 --> 00:26:35,887
But get this.
596
00:26:35,971 --> 00:26:37,806
It belongs to a dead girl
597
00:26:37,890 --> 00:26:39,349
from way the hell out of state.
598
00:26:39,433 --> 00:26:41,184
Let me guess.
599
00:26:41,268 --> 00:26:42,185
Oklahoma.
600
00:26:44,396 --> 00:26:46,523
How the hell did you know that?
601
00:26:46,607 --> 00:26:48,400
I think I know what "14 Savage" means.
602
00:26:55,741 --> 00:26:57,909
Sandwich...
603
00:26:57,993 --> 00:27:00,662
14 sandwich?
Liverwurst and marmalade to go.
604
00:27:00,746 --> 00:27:02,080
That's me.
605
00:27:08,962 --> 00:27:10,547
The thing is,
606
00:27:10,631 --> 00:27:13,634
before I became one of the most
talked about people in the country...
607
00:27:15,219 --> 00:27:16,803
I had a pretty ordinary life.
608
00:27:19,890 --> 00:27:21,766
Ordinary, that is, if you assume
609
00:27:21,850 --> 00:27:24,936
most ordinary people are pretty miserable.
610
00:27:26,313 --> 00:27:28,231
Which I assume is
a pretty safe assumption.
611
00:27:57,594 --> 00:27:59,053
Once Becky Butler found the way
612
00:27:59,137 --> 00:28:01,765
to use her own story to get a job
613
00:28:01,849 --> 00:28:03,683
with her hero, Cinda Canning...
614
00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,435
Uh, what exactly do you want?
615
00:28:05,519 --> 00:28:06,895
I would like a job, Ms. Canning.
616
00:28:06,979 --> 00:28:08,730
...she thought she'd be home free.
617
00:28:09,606 --> 00:28:12,484
She even found someone
that was willing to help her.
618
00:28:12,568 --> 00:28:16,154
Though, at first,
like so many things that go bad,
619
00:28:16,238 --> 00:28:17,739
it was just about love.
620
00:28:18,699 --> 00:28:20,700
So she went the extra mile
621
00:28:20,784 --> 00:28:24,537
and plotted a bigger New York story.
622
00:28:24,621 --> 00:28:28,291
Yes, you can. She's old. And mean.
623
00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:30,794
You deserve this. We both do.
624
00:28:30,878 --> 00:28:34,130
You get to be famous, I get a promotion,
625
00:28:34,214 --> 00:28:37,467
and we get to move out
of this sweaty shit-box. Yes.
626
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:40,804
- You got this.
- I deserve it. I deserve it.
627
00:28:41,972 --> 00:28:44,140
Ooh! Did I tell you about
the secret passageways I found?
628
00:28:44,224 --> 00:28:46,351
What? Fuck, I fuckin' love you.
629
00:28:46,435 --> 00:28:49,687
And with that, another mystery solved.
630
00:28:49,771 --> 00:28:51,523
So one last time,
631
00:28:51,607 --> 00:28:53,441
for Only Murders in the Building...
632
00:28:53,525 --> 00:28:56,653
And for
Only Murderers in the Building...
633
00:28:56,737 --> 00:28:58,780
I'm Oliver Putnam.
634
00:28:58,864 --> 00:29:00,365
I'm Mabel Mora.
635
00:29:00,449 --> 00:29:03,201
And I'm Charles-Haden Savage.
636
00:29:03,285 --> 00:29:05,745
- And Cinda Canning.
- Thanks again to our sponsor
637
00:29:05,829 --> 00:29:08,373
Gut Milk Lite.
It's got all the flavor of Gut Milk
638
00:29:08,457 --> 00:29:10,708
and none of the unexplained crunch.
639
00:29:10,792 --> 00:29:13,128
Wow.
640
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:15,296
- Two murders back-to-back.
- Yep.
641
00:29:15,380 --> 00:29:17,465
Now we can start talking
to each other like people
642
00:29:17,549 --> 00:29:19,927
- and not just about murders.
- Right.
643
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:27,308
On The Sunny Side Of The Street
by Keely Smith
644
00:29:30,938 --> 00:29:32,940
Ah. Thank you.
645
00:29:35,442 --> 00:29:38,242
- Okay, where's the wheelchair?
- Didn't you read the stage directions?
646
00:29:38,529 --> 00:29:40,363
- No, I have one line.
- Charles,
647
00:29:40,447 --> 00:29:42,157
your test scores are off the charts!
648
00:29:42,241 --> 00:29:44,868
The network wants you out
of the wheelchair immediately,
649
00:29:44,952 --> 00:29:47,120
and your dementia is in remish.
650
00:29:47,204 --> 00:29:50,373
Hallelujah! It's a miracle cure!
651
00:29:50,457 --> 00:29:52,292
Nice. You got de-dementia'd.
652
00:29:52,376 --> 00:29:55,545
- Thanks, Luce.
- Last looks!
653
00:29:55,629 --> 00:29:57,422
Oop.
654
00:29:57,506 --> 00:29:59,299
Well, welcome back
655
00:29:59,383 --> 00:30:01,718
- to the world of the upright.
- Thanks, Joy.
656
00:30:01,802 --> 00:30:03,136
Hm.
657
00:30:03,220 --> 00:30:04,680
Looking good, Charlie.
658
00:30:06,431 --> 00:30:08,057
- Hey, Joy.
- Yeah?
659
00:30:08,141 --> 00:30:09,809
Life can be...
660
00:30:09,893 --> 00:30:10,936
Uh...
661
00:30:13,188 --> 00:30:15,356
♪ On the sunny side of the street ♪
662
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:17,776
Are you asking me out on a date?
663
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:21,196
For when?
664
00:30:23,574 --> 00:30:24,908
Are you suggesting tonight?
665
00:30:25,659 --> 00:30:26,576
Yes.
666
00:30:26,660 --> 00:30:28,328
♪ But, I'm not afraid ♪
667
00:30:28,412 --> 00:30:29,871
Oh, Charlie.
668
00:30:29,955 --> 00:30:31,748
Finally, you got it out.
669
00:30:32,249 --> 00:30:34,501
♪ Crossed over ♪
670
00:30:34,585 --> 00:30:37,587
♪ If I never have a cent ♪
671
00:30:37,671 --> 00:30:38,838
Jesus. God.
672
00:30:38,922 --> 00:30:40,965
♪ I'll be rich as ♪
673
00:30:41,049 --> 00:30:44,094
♪ Rockefeller ♪
674
00:30:44,178 --> 00:30:46,638
♪ Gold dust at my feet ♪
675
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:49,808
- You're doing it.
- You're actually renovating.
676
00:30:49,892 --> 00:30:52,269
Well, it is about time.
677
00:30:53,270 --> 00:30:55,814
And does this become integrated
into a new design?
678
00:30:55,898 --> 00:30:57,524
And do I?
679
00:30:57,608 --> 00:31:00,652
Uh, no. But,
680
00:31:00,736 --> 00:31:02,862
you could grab a roller and help, please.
681
00:31:02,946 --> 00:31:05,615
♪ Direct your feet ♪
682
00:31:05,699 --> 00:31:08,326
♪ To the sunny side ♪
683
00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:11,079
♪ The sunny side ♪
684
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:13,540
♪ Can't you hear ♪
685
00:31:13,624 --> 00:31:15,291
♪ A pitter-pat? ♪
686
00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,709
Hey!
687
00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:18,128
♪ Oh, that happy ♪
688
00:31:18,212 --> 00:31:20,005
- Hey!
- Hey, girl.
689
00:31:20,964 --> 00:31:24,342
Look at you. Fresh from his triumph
in the land of witches and munchkins.
690
00:31:24,426 --> 00:31:27,512
Uh, triumph, I don't know
about that, but we survived.
691
00:31:27,596 --> 00:31:30,849
- Yeah.
- Now, um, where is...
692
00:31:30,933 --> 00:31:32,642
W-What are you calling her now?
693
00:31:32,726 --> 00:31:35,645
- Oh, Mama G! Yes, yes, yes.
- She's, uh, right here.
694
00:31:35,729 --> 00:31:38,148
She's just looking a little piqued to me.
695
00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:40,024
Alright. Let's take a look.
696
00:31:40,108 --> 00:31:42,861
- Winnie noticed it first.
- So you decided to keep her, huh?
697
00:31:42,945 --> 00:31:45,655
Well, I just... Winnie's grown
awfully attached, so...
698
00:31:49,952 --> 00:31:52,078
Willie, th-there's something...
699
00:31:52,162 --> 00:31:53,371
I-I need to tell you.
700
00:31:53,455 --> 00:31:55,165
S-something I...
701
00:31:56,166 --> 00:31:59,210
haven't been honest about. Uh...
702
00:31:59,294 --> 00:32:00,546
Dad.
703
00:32:02,506 --> 00:32:05,008
If you're not my father,
then I don't know what a father is.
704
00:32:06,343 --> 00:32:07,386
You hear me?
705
00:32:12,599 --> 00:32:15,059
- How did you know?
- Come on.
706
00:32:15,143 --> 00:32:16,562
I know all your tells.
707
00:32:21,400 --> 00:32:23,110
I love you so much.
708
00:32:27,114 --> 00:32:28,114
You gonna get that?
709
00:32:28,198 --> 00:32:30,408
No, no, no, not now.
710
00:32:33,203 --> 00:32:34,871
- Who are we kidding?
- J-just take the call.
711
00:32:34,955 --> 00:32:36,498
Well, I guess... You know,
712
00:32:36,582 --> 00:32:38,584
just to get it out of the way.
You never know.
713
00:32:39,543 --> 00:32:42,504
Oh, it's Donna. Producer friend of mine.
714
00:32:42,588 --> 00:32:44,589
Hey, Donna.
715
00:32:44,673 --> 00:32:47,592
To what do I owe this...
716
00:32:47,676 --> 00:32:50,970
No, I know. I actually do owe you
a lot of money, but is that...
717
00:32:51,054 --> 00:32:52,556
Is that why you're calling?
718
00:32:55,058 --> 00:32:57,560
Oh, really?
719
00:32:57,644 --> 00:32:59,646
What, did the director
fall out or something?
720
00:33:01,899 --> 00:33:03,400
Broadway?
721
00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,695
It opens in a year. Well, yes.
722
00:33:07,779 --> 00:33:10,031
I-I think I-I would be perfect for that.
723
00:33:10,115 --> 00:33:11,866
And who's the star?
724
00:33:13,827 --> 00:33:15,203
Really?!
725
00:33:15,287 --> 00:33:17,372
Ben?
726
00:33:17,456 --> 00:33:19,374
Everyone gets opening night jitters!
727
00:33:19,458 --> 00:33:21,168
I can talk you through it!
728
00:33:23,420 --> 00:33:24,463
I'm good.
729
00:33:28,467 --> 00:33:30,260
Alright...
730
00:33:30,344 --> 00:33:33,221
- Hey, look, I'm good, okay?
- I'm gonna rock this place.
731
00:33:33,305 --> 00:33:35,557
It's the other guy
you need to talk to. Fuck bag.
732
00:33:35,641 --> 00:33:37,976
No, no. So, okay,
so I did talk to him, and...
733
00:33:38,060 --> 00:33:39,186
Uh-huh. Did he apologize?
734
00:33:39,937 --> 00:33:42,147
Well, you know,
a lot has gone on, but...
735
00:33:43,315 --> 00:33:44,941
Look, this is what I suggest.
736
00:33:45,025 --> 00:33:47,026
Use it, okay?
737
00:33:47,110 --> 00:33:50,989
Let the tension seep in between
you two tonight as a color.
738
00:33:51,073 --> 00:33:53,074
Okay, so, like, then I can kill him?
739
00:33:53,158 --> 00:33:55,243
Because I just might, Oliver.
I'm warning you.
740
00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,287
No, see, now,
that is an interesting color.
741
00:33:57,371 --> 00:34:00,540
Places! Break a leg, Ben.
742
00:34:00,624 --> 00:34:01,958
That's a pretty good option, too.
743
00:34:02,042 --> 00:34:05,128
- Oh. Well, anyway.
- Okay, so I just...
744
00:34:05,212 --> 00:34:07,172
Fun out there...
745
00:34:16,098 --> 00:34:17,140
Ah...
746
00:34:26,942 --> 00:34:27,985
Good luck tonight.
747
00:34:28,527 --> 00:34:30,612
Huh. Thanks.
748
00:34:30,696 --> 00:34:32,781
"Good luck" is a curse
in the theater.
749
00:34:34,616 --> 00:34:36,117
I know that.
750
00:34:36,201 --> 00:34:37,994
What, y-you don't think I know that?
751
00:34:38,078 --> 00:34:39,537
I just didn't mention it
752
00:34:39,621 --> 00:34:41,456
to be polite to you, you piece of shit.
753
00:34:41,540 --> 00:34:43,792
Hey. Hey.
754
00:34:43,876 --> 00:34:47,045
We got two and a half hours to get
through. If I can do it, you can, too.
755
00:34:47,129 --> 00:34:50,090
I'm the pro here. Alright,
you don't have to worry about me.
756
00:34:53,302 --> 00:34:55,136
Be smart.
757
00:34:55,220 --> 00:34:57,222
Stay away from her.
758
00:34:59,057 --> 00:35:00,767
Why?
759
00:35:00,851 --> 00:35:03,228
- What are you gonna do?
- Ben...
760
00:35:04,229 --> 00:35:06,732
I know what you did.
761
00:35:25,667 --> 00:35:27,044
- Hey, girl.
- Oh.
762
00:35:27,669 --> 00:35:29,921
- I can't believe this.
- Right? What a year, huh?
763
00:35:30,005 --> 00:35:31,381
Yeah. Well,
764
00:35:31,465 --> 00:35:33,967
any year without a murder
is a good one in my book.
765
00:35:35,052 --> 00:35:36,928
Okay. Fasten your seat belts.
766
00:35:37,012 --> 00:35:39,055
Hey, honey.
767
00:35:39,139 --> 00:35:41,558
- So proud of you.
- Thank you, thank you, thank you...
768
00:35:55,572 --> 00:35:58,575
What turned me
into a creature of the night.
769
00:36:01,870 --> 00:36:03,288
Let me tell you.
770
00:36:17,886 --> 00:36:19,513
A cre...
771
00:36:26,311 --> 00:36:28,021
Let me t... Ooh...
772
00:36:28,105 --> 00:36:30,064
Help me...
773
00:36:32,150 --> 00:36:34,278
Somebody! Anybody!
774
00:36:38,407 --> 00:36:39,824
He's not moving!
775
00:36:48,821 --> 00:36:51,740
♪ crescendo ♪
776
00:36:52,055 --> 00:36:54,422
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
777
00:36:54,506 --> 00:36:57,926
♪ Dramatic yodelshop ♪
778
00:36:58,010 --> 00:37:01,424
Yodeled theme song...
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♪ Solo yodel ♪
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♪ yodel ends ♪