1 00:00:04,906 --> 00:00:06,515 The sun may have just set, 2 00:00:06,600 --> 00:00:07,851 but we're just getting started. 3 00:00:07,898 --> 00:00:10,993 Which is fitting because we are in the city that never sleeps. 4 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:13,638 Although, Toby here could use a little more beauty sleep. 5 00:00:13,728 --> 00:00:15,238 - Ouch, Bran. - What? 6 00:00:15,328 --> 00:00:16,608 Uh, we're twins, remember? 7 00:00:16,698 --> 00:00:18,828 Hey, brothers. Can't live with 'em... 8 00:00:19,668 --> 00:00:21,818 Uh, I think you forgot to say, "Can't live without 'em." 9 00:00:21,908 --> 00:00:23,388 - Who says I forgot? - Uh-oh. 10 00:00:23,478 --> 00:00:25,298 Anyway, Bran and I have seen the worst... 11 00:00:25,378 --> 00:00:27,198 - Of the worst... - ...of home disasters, 12 00:00:27,288 --> 00:00:29,568 but today, we are here in Staten Island... 13 00:00:29,658 --> 00:00:31,258 ♪ New York. ♪ 14 00:00:37,968 --> 00:00:40,798 - I'm Bran Daltry. - And I'm Toby Daltry. 15 00:00:40,878 --> 00:00:43,328 - And we're... - The Daltry Brothers. 16 00:00:43,418 --> 00:00:46,788 - And this is... - Go Flip Yourself. 17 00:00:48,328 --> 00:00:49,808 "Make You a Believer" by Jez Pike playing... 18 00:00:49,898 --> 00:00:51,718 I'm Bran, 19 00:00:51,798 --> 00:00:53,688 and this knucklehead over here is my brother Toby. 20 00:00:53,768 --> 00:00:54,593 Hey. 21 00:00:54,678 --> 00:00:56,763 Now, we may not get along all the time, 22 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,558 but one thing we do agree on 23 00:00:58,648 --> 00:01:01,638 is turning people's dream homes into reality. 24 00:01:01,718 --> 00:01:05,158 ♪ I'll make you a believer... ♪ 25 00:01:06,398 --> 00:01:08,368 ♪ Get off your knees ♪ 26 00:01:09,868 --> 00:01:13,798 ♪ You've got the power of being ♪ 27 00:01:13,878 --> 00:01:17,368 ♪ What you want to be ♪ 28 00:01:17,448 --> 00:01:21,438 ♪ Make you a believer ♪ 29 00:01:24,998 --> 00:01:27,688 Staten Island, New York. 30 00:01:27,768 --> 00:01:30,428 Home to the world famous Staten Island Ferry, 31 00:01:30,508 --> 00:01:32,628 a blossoming real estate market, 32 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:35,398 and the Daltry Brothers' toughest challenge yet. 33 00:01:35,488 --> 00:01:37,478 Yikes, what a mess. 34 00:01:37,558 --> 00:01:39,848 Hey, don't be so hard on yourself, you knucklehead. 35 00:01:39,928 --> 00:01:41,548 Bran, I was talking about the house. 36 00:01:41,628 --> 00:01:43,388 Take a look. You got crumbling statues. 37 00:01:43,468 --> 00:01:44,918 - I see them. - You got overgrown lawn, 38 00:01:45,008 --> 00:01:46,588 - and... - Mm-hmm. 39 00:01:46,678 --> 00:01:48,298 What am I smelling? Is that sulfur? 40 00:01:48,378 --> 00:01:50,468 Yeah, I'm getting notes of, uh... 41 00:01:50,548 --> 00:01:52,768 ...decomposing animals. Pee-yew-y. 42 00:01:52,858 --> 00:01:56,208 Yeah, I think someone should call an exterminator, too. 43 00:01:56,298 --> 00:01:58,348 Hey, it's nothing a little brotherly love can't fix, 44 00:01:58,428 --> 00:01:59,548 - so... - Whoa. 45 00:01:59,638 --> 00:02:01,218 - Look out. Wow. - What is that? 46 00:02:01,308 --> 00:02:02,588 That is a big bone. 47 00:02:02,678 --> 00:02:04,598 Yeah, I hope the big dog that buried this one 48 00:02:04,678 --> 00:02:05,868 is a friendly fella. 49 00:02:05,948 --> 00:02:07,938 Now, the owners of this house have 50 00:02:08,018 --> 00:02:09,508 - no idea that we're here. - Doesn't matter. 51 00:02:09,588 --> 00:02:11,878 They were told to keep the door unlocked, 52 00:02:11,958 --> 00:02:14,218 so that the "power company" could "check the meter." 53 00:02:14,298 --> 00:02:16,418 And y'all know what that means. 54 00:02:16,498 --> 00:02:18,288 It's ambush time! 55 00:02:18,368 --> 00:02:19,558 Come on. 56 00:02:19,638 --> 00:02:21,228 Okay. 57 00:02:21,308 --> 00:02:23,898 Who's ready to get down and dirty 58 00:02:23,988 --> 00:02:25,708 and a little bit flirty? 59 00:02:25,788 --> 00:02:27,938 - What the ****? - **** 60 00:02:28,028 --> 00:02:30,008 - Am I on Go Flip Yourself? - Yes, you are. 61 00:02:31,498 --> 00:02:33,588 My name's Laszlo. I'm such a fan. 62 00:02:33,668 --> 00:02:35,688 - My name's Bran. Ah. - I know who you are. 63 00:02:35,778 --> 00:02:37,728 - Initially, the twins aspect... - Mm-hmm. Yeah. 64 00:02:37,808 --> 00:02:39,428 - ...confused me slightly. - It does a lot of people. 65 00:02:39,518 --> 00:02:41,438 - And then I watched three seasons... - Yeah? 66 00:02:41,518 --> 00:02:42,838 ...and then I realized that, uh, 67 00:02:42,918 --> 00:02:44,438 - you're both very different. - Sure. 68 00:02:44,528 --> 00:02:46,378 In posture and personality. 69 00:02:46,458 --> 00:02:48,278 We need to fix this house. 70 00:02:48,368 --> 00:02:49,748 Tell me about it. I sent my tape in months ago. 71 00:02:49,838 --> 00:02:51,518 Bran and Toby certainly have 72 00:02:51,608 --> 00:02:53,328 their hands full with the 73 00:02:53,408 --> 00:02:56,898 quirky owners and decor of this mixed-up mansion. 74 00:02:56,988 --> 00:03:00,678 All right, guys, so little bit of a hiccup out the gates. 75 00:03:00,758 --> 00:03:02,648 My brother Toby's a little under the weather, 76 00:03:02,728 --> 00:03:04,418 so he's gonna sit this one out. 77 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:06,748 I mean, typical Toby, right? 78 00:03:06,838 --> 00:03:09,428 Leaving all the hard work for this guy to do. 79 00:03:09,508 --> 00:03:12,398 But when they saw how down we were 80 00:03:12,478 --> 00:03:14,038 about Toby taking a sick day, 81 00:03:14,118 --> 00:03:15,608 the owners of this house... 82 00:03:15,688 --> 00:03:16,808 And I'm just gonna say this about them... 83 00:03:16,888 --> 00:03:19,408 They are very spiritual people. 84 00:03:19,498 --> 00:03:22,448 They led me and the whole crew on a very special 85 00:03:22,538 --> 00:03:25,928 guided meditation, you know, just to re-center us. 86 00:03:26,008 --> 00:03:28,898 And you will forget that Toby is dead, 87 00:03:28,978 --> 00:03:31,298 and that he was murdered by me. 88 00:03:31,388 --> 00:03:33,438 A girl has got to eat. 89 00:03:33,518 --> 00:03:34,978 And, instead, you will think 90 00:03:35,058 --> 00:03:37,948 that he is just temporarily sick. 91 00:03:38,028 --> 00:03:40,318 Hashtag it worked. 92 00:03:40,398 --> 00:03:41,718 So, now... 93 00:03:41,808 --> 00:03:43,658 ...we got to get back to the task at hand, 94 00:03:43,748 --> 00:03:45,898 and, oh, boy, it's a doozy. 95 00:03:45,978 --> 00:03:48,738 Plus, we just want Toby to be proud of this episode 96 00:03:48,818 --> 00:03:51,828 when he sees it, after he shakes off the mild flu. 97 00:03:53,558 --> 00:03:55,318 When the owners first saw this 98 00:03:55,398 --> 00:03:57,858 8,474-square-foot home, 99 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,958 it was love at first sight. 100 00:04:00,038 --> 00:04:02,628 And that was so long ago, they say 101 00:04:02,718 --> 00:04:04,498 they can't even remember when they first moved in. 102 00:04:04,588 --> 00:04:07,173 But since then, things have changed. 103 00:04:07,258 --> 00:04:09,648 Railroad employee and part-time graphic designer, 104 00:04:09,728 --> 00:04:11,648 - Laszlo... - I wish I could get this 105 00:04:11,728 --> 00:04:12,934 printer to work. 106 00:04:13,019 --> 00:04:14,746 ...hates living in this dated house 107 00:04:14,941 --> 00:04:17,658 that lacks adequate storage space for him and his nephew 108 00:04:17,748 --> 00:04:20,028 - Colin. - Bang! 109 00:04:20,118 --> 00:04:21,838 What have I told you about touching my hat? 110 00:04:21,918 --> 00:04:23,338 - Pow! - To be blunt, 111 00:04:23,418 --> 00:04:24,808 this house is a ****hole. 112 00:04:24,888 --> 00:04:26,708 And I think only Bran and Toby are capable 113 00:04:26,798 --> 00:04:28,918 of helping us "embrace our space." 114 00:04:28,998 --> 00:04:31,418 - Go on, bugger off. - To quote the brothers themselves, 115 00:04:31,508 --> 00:04:33,058 from episode 113, 116 00:04:33,138 --> 00:04:34,858 "Midcentury Mess," 117 00:04:34,948 --> 00:04:36,828 "This house is all kinds of 118 00:04:36,918 --> 00:04:39,138 Frank Lloyd Wrong." 119 00:04:41,758 --> 00:04:43,978 Nandor and Marwa are newlyweds 120 00:04:44,068 --> 00:04:45,748 with a passion for cooking, 121 00:04:45,838 --> 00:04:47,088 but without enough space 122 00:04:47,168 --> 00:04:48,613 - in their cramped kitchen. - Sorry. 123 00:04:48,698 --> 00:04:50,480 And they can't seem to agree on how to make 124 00:04:50,565 --> 00:04:53,433 their master bedroom their happily ever after. 125 00:04:53,518 --> 00:04:56,468 So, yes, we are technically newlyweds, 126 00:04:56,558 --> 00:04:59,648 but it feels like we've been together forever. 127 00:04:59,728 --> 00:05:01,848 I would describe my style 128 00:05:01,938 --> 00:05:03,788 as French country 129 00:05:03,868 --> 00:05:04,858 meets shabby chic. 130 00:05:04,938 --> 00:05:07,558 And I would describe my style 131 00:05:07,648 --> 00:05:10,028 as French country meets shabby chic. 132 00:05:10,118 --> 00:05:11,738 But I also like modern. 133 00:05:11,818 --> 00:05:13,838 I like to have an indoor sink, 134 00:05:13,928 --> 00:05:15,648 a floor that is not dirt. 135 00:05:15,728 --> 00:05:17,948 Me, too. I like everything that he likes. 136 00:05:18,028 --> 00:05:19,588 So, if he says that we need a change... 137 00:05:19,668 --> 00:05:21,488 Change is not always a good thing. 138 00:05:21,568 --> 00:05:23,488 I mean, sometimes, you make too many changes, 139 00:05:23,578 --> 00:05:24,898 and then, before you know it, 140 00:05:24,978 --> 00:05:26,668 you realize what you thought you wanted 141 00:05:26,748 --> 00:05:28,768 is, in fact, very annoying. 142 00:05:28,858 --> 00:05:30,938 Guillermo and Nadja have their hands full 143 00:05:31,028 --> 00:05:32,608 running a successful nightclub, 144 00:05:32,698 --> 00:05:34,478 and when they come home to these cramped 145 00:05:34,568 --> 00:05:36,688 - living quarters... - Where is the **** thing? 146 00:05:36,768 --> 00:05:38,928 ...tensions can run hot. 147 00:05:39,008 --> 00:05:40,828 The thingy-thing. The thing that controls... 148 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:42,868 - ...the heat at the nightclub. - A thermostat key. 149 00:05:42,948 --> 00:05:44,068 - Right? - Yes. 150 00:05:44,148 --> 00:05:45,808 It's on a chain around your neck. 151 00:05:45,888 --> 00:05:48,578 Nice try. 152 00:05:49,998 --> 00:05:52,078 - Whew, this is a big house. - Yeah. 153 00:05:52,168 --> 00:05:54,558 Okay, guys, let's talk about 154 00:05:54,638 --> 00:05:56,928 design options within your budget. 155 00:05:57,008 --> 00:05:58,628 - Great. - Now, here's the question: 156 00:05:58,718 --> 00:06:00,698 How much are you guys comfortable spending 157 00:06:00,788 --> 00:06:02,468 in order to give this old house a... 158 00:06:02,558 --> 00:06:03,978 ...facelift? 159 00:06:04,058 --> 00:06:05,878 All of it. All our life's savings. 160 00:06:05,958 --> 00:06:08,518 - Whatever you need, you knucklehead. - You're the knucklehead. 161 00:06:08,598 --> 00:06:10,518 - You're the **** knucklehead. - Who you calling a knucklehead? 162 00:06:10,598 --> 00:06:12,728 Look at this. 163 00:06:12,808 --> 00:06:14,558 - Where'd you get that shirt? - What? 164 00:06:14,648 --> 00:06:15,598 Where-Where'd you get your shirt? 165 00:06:15,678 --> 00:06:17,198 From a shop. **** off. 166 00:06:17,288 --> 00:06:18,738 Okay, we're getting a little off track here. 167 00:06:18,818 --> 00:06:20,638 Let's focus, guys, 'cause, clearly, 168 00:06:20,728 --> 00:06:22,608 this living room is not working for anyone. 169 00:06:22,698 --> 00:06:24,818 What the **** is that supposed to mean? Some of us 170 00:06:24,898 --> 00:06:26,688 happen to like waterlogged mahogany 171 00:06:26,768 --> 00:06:28,518 and soaking wet pillows that smell of cheese 172 00:06:28,608 --> 00:06:30,558 - and moldy stuffed bears. Thank you. - Yeah... 173 00:06:30,648 --> 00:06:32,568 Clearly, we're not nuts about the full-size tree 174 00:06:32,648 --> 00:06:34,238 that fell through the wall. 175 00:06:34,318 --> 00:06:35,938 Left a gigantic hole 176 00:06:36,018 --> 00:06:37,808 where raccoons and squirrels can just come and go 177 00:06:37,888 --> 00:06:39,708 and nest in our furniture, so... 178 00:06:39,798 --> 00:06:41,018 I don't know, I don't mind it. 179 00:06:41,098 --> 00:06:42,948 As you can see, I gave that a bit of a trim 180 00:06:43,038 --> 00:06:45,688 using the Milwaukee M18 Fuel Lithium-Ion chainsaw, 181 00:06:45,778 --> 00:06:47,628 used in your commercials. 182 00:06:47,708 --> 00:06:51,238 "Milwaukee, nothing but heavy duty." 183 00:06:52,988 --> 00:06:55,138 Home renovations can be an emotional process. 184 00:06:55,228 --> 00:06:57,948 - Let's do it. - Now, I have to convince the owners that 185 00:06:58,028 --> 00:07:00,818 we're not here to destroy their memories, 186 00:07:00,908 --> 00:07:02,628 we're here to help them make new ones. 187 00:07:09,918 --> 00:07:11,738 Okay 188 00:07:11,828 --> 00:07:14,648 And, boom, we knock out all the walls. 189 00:07:14,728 --> 00:07:17,188 Make an open concept first floor. 190 00:07:17,268 --> 00:07:20,028 It's gonna create much better flow and, most importantly, 191 00:07:20,108 --> 00:07:21,958 it's gonna bring in tons of natural light. 192 00:07:22,048 --> 00:07:23,598 - I love it, it's perfect. - Thank you. 193 00:07:23,688 --> 00:07:25,538 - I don't think that's perfect. - And... 194 00:07:25,618 --> 00:07:27,838 we can also get rid of this dated and awkward storage 195 00:07:27,928 --> 00:07:30,308 and replace it with a master 196 00:07:30,398 --> 00:07:33,688 his-and-hers mega-closet. Yeah. 197 00:07:33,768 --> 00:07:35,658 - Fantastic. - With custom shelves 198 00:07:35,738 --> 00:07:37,288 for all of Nadja's shoes and her doll. 199 00:07:37,378 --> 00:07:39,828 Plus, a dedicated hat wall 200 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,668 with hat racks for all 201 00:07:41,748 --> 00:07:42,868 of Laszlo's dope hats. 202 00:07:42,958 --> 00:07:45,578 That cannot be our house. 203 00:07:45,658 --> 00:07:48,148 You're right, that cannot be our house. 204 00:07:48,228 --> 00:07:49,788 - This fella is the knackers. - Thank you. 205 00:07:49,868 --> 00:07:51,688 Now, let's talk about that unfinished attic. 206 00:07:51,768 --> 00:07:53,888 I think we should reimagine it 207 00:07:53,978 --> 00:07:56,568 as a spacious master suite 208 00:07:56,648 --> 00:07:58,838 slash love nest for Nandor and Marwa. 209 00:07:58,918 --> 00:08:01,808 It doesn't matter how many changes you make to something. 210 00:08:01,888 --> 00:08:03,848 - The novelty eventually wears off. - Mm. 211 00:08:03,928 --> 00:08:05,918 I agree with my husband. 212 00:08:05,998 --> 00:08:07,588 But I do like 213 00:08:07,668 --> 00:08:10,328 that sign about home being where the wine is. 214 00:08:10,408 --> 00:08:12,198 - Okay. There is another option. - Me, too. 215 00:08:12,278 --> 00:08:13,668 In this option, 216 00:08:13,748 --> 00:08:15,268 you can keep your current bedroom... 217 00:08:15,348 --> 00:08:17,838 - Mm. - ...and we reimagine the attic 218 00:08:17,928 --> 00:08:19,978 as a dedicated "man cave" for Nandor. 219 00:08:20,058 --> 00:08:21,318 - Man cave? - Yeah. 220 00:08:21,398 --> 00:08:22,818 What is a man cave? 221 00:08:22,898 --> 00:08:24,358 Man cave is where you do your man stuff. 222 00:08:24,438 --> 00:08:27,728 So, there are no women allowed in this man cave? 223 00:08:27,808 --> 00:08:29,068 Hey, it's your space up there, 224 00:08:29,148 --> 00:08:30,768 - you do with it what you please. - Great. 225 00:08:30,848 --> 00:08:33,168 Guess what? I hate all of that. That attic 226 00:08:33,258 --> 00:08:35,708 is full of very precious, treasured memories 227 00:08:35,798 --> 00:08:37,348 of us putting all of our trash up there. 228 00:08:37,428 --> 00:08:40,088 Also, we do not need a wall of hat hooks. 229 00:08:40,168 --> 00:08:43,728 Laszlo only has one hat, and it's bloody cursed! 230 00:08:43,808 --> 00:08:45,898 Correction, my darling, I have five hats. 231 00:08:45,978 --> 00:08:47,268 I have the one she's referring to, 232 00:08:47,348 --> 00:08:48,968 which she doesn't like for some unknown reason. 233 00:08:49,058 --> 00:08:51,008 - - It's actually very cool. - I'm sure it is. 234 00:08:51,088 --> 00:08:53,278 It might be made out of witch skin and has an asshole on it, 235 00:08:53,358 --> 00:08:55,218 but I look fantastic wearing it. 236 00:08:55,298 --> 00:08:57,188 And another is a yellow ball cap 237 00:08:57,268 --> 00:08:58,858 with the message across it, 238 00:08:58,938 --> 00:09:00,928 - "Absolut Aces..." - Ooh, where'd you get that? 239 00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:03,798 ...which was a gift from the 2006 movie premiere 240 00:09:03,888 --> 00:09:05,238 of the movie 241 00:09:05,318 --> 00:09:06,938 - Smokin' Aces. - You know the film? 242 00:09:07,018 --> 00:09:08,878 - I love it. It's classic. - Well, I've never worn it. 243 00:09:08,958 --> 00:09:11,318 Where you going, Nadja? I got something special for you, too. 244 00:09:11,398 --> 00:09:13,918 Check this out. No home would be complete 245 00:09:14,008 --> 00:09:16,928 without a serene master bath fit for a queen. 246 00:09:17,008 --> 00:09:18,958 I don't care about any of this. 247 00:09:19,048 --> 00:09:21,298 Uh, do you care about a gold toilet? 248 00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:23,038 Bang! 249 00:09:23,118 --> 00:09:25,178 A gold toilet? 250 00:09:25,258 --> 00:09:26,748 Queen's got to have her throne, am I right, guys? 251 00:09:26,828 --> 00:09:28,278 You can't even take a ****. 252 00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,348 I will take a **** if I want to take a ****. 253 00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:33,258 Stop trying to water down my brand. 254 00:09:33,338 --> 00:09:35,868 I've given the owners a lot to think about. 255 00:09:35,948 --> 00:09:38,048 Now it's time to let them talk it over. 256 00:09:39,318 --> 00:09:40,878 I really don't think 257 00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:42,408 this kind of public exposure is good for us. 258 00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,008 I really think that we should just let these guys 259 00:09:44,098 --> 00:09:45,078 paint a wall or two and get them out of here. 260 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,818 "These guys"? 261 00:09:46,898 --> 00:09:49,118 Bran and Toby are artisans. They're craftspeople. 262 00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,928 Toby is dead, okay? 263 00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,068 And it's only a matter of time before someone notices. 264 00:09:53,148 --> 00:09:54,298 No, are you not paying attention 265 00:09:54,388 --> 00:09:56,068 to my very comprehensive hypnosis? 266 00:09:56,158 --> 00:09:58,278 And no one watching this footage 267 00:09:58,358 --> 00:10:00,748 will notice that we are vampires. 268 00:10:00,828 --> 00:10:03,088 Not the editors, 269 00:10:03,168 --> 00:10:05,688 not the editors' assistants, 270 00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:08,058 not the sound mixers, 271 00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:10,268 not the, uh... 272 00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,438 Who else is there? 273 00:10:12,518 --> 00:10:15,038 Color correctors, current executives, 274 00:10:15,128 --> 00:10:16,448 Standards & Practices 275 00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,278 occasionally looks at a rough cut. 276 00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,058 A producer's girlfriend named Wendy one time gave notes, 277 00:10:21,138 --> 00:10:23,228 and now she gives notes on all the cuts. 278 00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:24,498 - Then there are... - Okay, okay, I get it. 279 00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:27,768 Yes. All of those nerds, too. 280 00:10:27,848 --> 00:10:31,078 Also you will put the bit that I am saying in now 281 00:10:31,158 --> 00:10:34,348 as a flashback and then cut back to the main story 282 00:10:34,428 --> 00:10:37,448 of whatever else is going on. 283 00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,088 I don't know. 284 00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:41,128 I have a really bad feeling about this. 285 00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,268 Do you think home really is "where the wine is"? 286 00:10:44,348 --> 00:10:46,868 I want it to be accurate for my man cave. 287 00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:48,408 Yes, I agree. 288 00:10:48,488 --> 00:10:50,148 There's a surprise. 289 00:10:50,228 --> 00:10:53,098 Now, I think we all know what to do. 290 00:10:54,268 --> 00:10:57,088 All right, gang, you've had time to think it over. 291 00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,128 And now it's decision time. 292 00:10:59,218 --> 00:11:01,838 Are you ready to "embrace your space"? 293 00:11:01,918 --> 00:11:05,128 Or do you want to tell this son of a B to "go flip off"? 294 00:11:08,898 --> 00:11:12,388 There's just no storage space for me to do my business. 295 00:11:12,478 --> 00:11:15,458 Let me get this... Oh, sorry. 296 00:11:15,548 --> 00:11:18,868 A gold toilet? 297 00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:22,358 I have a really bad feeling about this. 298 00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:27,788 Um... 299 00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:29,878 We've decided to... 300 00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:34,128 Embrace our space! 301 00:11:34,218 --> 00:11:35,938 Yes! That is music to my ears. 302 00:11:36,018 --> 00:11:38,108 I promise you're gonna love this place 303 00:11:38,188 --> 00:11:39,908 so much more when we're finished with it. 304 00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:41,178 And we're gonna up your curb appeal 305 00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,918 by re-sodding the lawn 306 00:11:42,998 --> 00:11:44,418 and the backyard 307 00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:46,028 Oh, re-sodding, hey? 308 00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:47,998 Y-You're gonna dig up the-the backyard? 309 00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:49,128 Yeah, I'm an expert at landscaping. 310 00:11:49,218 --> 00:11:50,428 Meanwhile, my brother 311 00:11:50,518 --> 00:11:52,868 likes to spend his time manscaping. 312 00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:54,978 Boom! 313 00:11:55,058 --> 00:11:57,308 I don't know what that means, but **** Toby, right? 314 00:11:57,398 --> 00:11:59,888 Yeah, he gets it. All right, what are we doing standing 315 00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:02,988 around here? We've got to get to... ♪ Work. ♪ 316 00:12:03,078 --> 00:12:05,928 - Let's go! - Hey! Get to work! 317 00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,468 This gang, they keep some pretty unusual hours, 318 00:12:08,548 --> 00:12:11,008 working for the railroad and owning the nightclub. 319 00:12:11,088 --> 00:12:14,248 So we're gonna pull some all-nighters here, you betcha! 320 00:12:14,328 --> 00:12:16,188 Yeah! 321 00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,518 Guillermo, go for it! 322 00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:19,958 Yeah, love it! 323 00:12:20,038 --> 00:12:22,328 ♪ Hear the thunder... ♪ 324 00:12:22,418 --> 00:12:24,288 Yeah! Wow! 325 00:12:25,548 --> 00:12:27,008 ♪ Hear the thunder ♪ 326 00:12:27,088 --> 00:12:30,278 ♪ Can you hear the thunder? ♪ 327 00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,988 ♪ Can you hear the thunder? ♪ 328 00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,918 ♪ Gotta hold your head up ♪ 329 00:12:35,008 --> 00:12:37,128 ♪ Let it all explode ♪ 330 00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,598 ♪ Hear the thunder ♪ 331 00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:40,268 ♪ Yeah, the time is now ♪ 332 00:12:40,348 --> 00:12:43,138 ♪ Give it all you got ♪ 333 00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:44,408 ♪ Hear the thunder ♪ 334 00:12:44,488 --> 00:12:47,078 ♪ Until there's nothing left ♪ 335 00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:49,888 ♪ You've got to let it all go now ♪ 336 00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,138 ♪ Hear the thunder. ♪ 337 00:12:53,638 --> 00:12:56,068 - Hey! - Bran! 338 00:12:56,148 --> 00:12:58,498 Wow, man cave really coming together, huh? 339 00:12:58,588 --> 00:13:00,238 - Yes. - I'm almost finished over here, 340 00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:01,878 then moving onto the door, honey. 341 00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:02,948 Don't forget to put the lock on it. 342 00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:04,078 You got it, honey. 343 00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:06,388 Uh, check out this bar. 344 00:13:06,468 --> 00:13:07,918 What? 345 00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:09,888 This is an entertainer's dream. 346 00:13:09,978 --> 00:13:12,898 Nandor, I want you to picture this right now, okay? 347 00:13:12,978 --> 00:13:14,128 The guys are over. They're hanging out. 348 00:13:14,218 --> 00:13:15,498 - Okay, I am picturing it. - Mm-hmm. 349 00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:17,438 I could be over here at the bar counter. 350 00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:20,108 And then one of the guys would come right behind me and... 351 00:13:22,098 --> 00:13:23,548 Yeah, mm-hmm. 352 00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:25,418 We could put a little skylight in the floor there, 353 00:13:25,508 --> 00:13:28,398 and look through it and see Guillermo on the toilet. 354 00:13:28,478 --> 00:13:30,968 Oh, no, we don't need a skylight in the bathroom. 355 00:13:31,048 --> 00:13:33,338 Nonsense, clear sight lines are what buyers are looking for 356 00:13:33,418 --> 00:13:35,108 these days, right, Bran? 357 00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:36,578 Hey, who's the host of this show, this guy or me? 358 00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:38,418 I love it. 359 00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:40,618 You know what I also love? Look at this distressed wood. 360 00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,958 I mean, it's giving everyone the shabby chic look 361 00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:44,398 that I know that you love... 362 00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,098 - Meets French country. - Thank you very much. 363 00:13:46,178 --> 00:13:47,598 And how about the whimsical seating? 364 00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,568 Have we talked about it yet? I don't think we have. 365 00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:51,538 - Get down in it, brother. - This? 366 00:13:51,628 --> 00:13:53,348 - That's for you. - No. 367 00:13:53,428 --> 00:13:55,078 - This is your throne. - It's not a dog bed? 368 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,088 Give it test spin right now. You're gonna love it. 369 00:13:57,168 --> 00:13:58,488 - No, he doesn't really get comfortable so eas... - Here we go. 370 00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:01,358 - Oh! - How perfect is that? 371 00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:04,398 - Pretty perfect, Bran. - Yeah! 372 00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:08,008 But the project wasn't a smooth ride from beginning to end. 373 00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:10,948 Bran got a call from the City Building Inspector's office 374 00:14:11,028 --> 00:14:14,388 about the permits, and the news was... not good. 375 00:14:14,468 --> 00:14:16,228 No, no, I understand. 376 00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:19,158 It's just that we've done over 150 of these renovations, 377 00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:21,068 and this issue has never come up before. 378 00:14:21,148 --> 00:14:22,398 Sir, they don't pay me enough 379 00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:24,208 to fight with you, okay? I'm sorry, 380 00:14:24,288 --> 00:14:26,078 but that's just where the situation currently stands. 381 00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,248 All right? So you're just gonna have to take it up with... 382 00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:30,418 - Son of a B! - Sir? 383 00:14:30,498 --> 00:14:34,028 Oh, guys... I'm so sorry to report this. 384 00:14:34,108 --> 00:14:35,598 But I just got off the phone 385 00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:37,328 with the City Building Inspector's office. 386 00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,638 - And I've got some bad news. - Bad news?! 387 00:14:52,578 --> 00:14:54,268 With the City Building Inspector's office. 388 00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:55,398 And I got some bad news. 389 00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:57,408 - Bad news? - I'm afraid so. 390 00:14:57,488 --> 00:15:00,308 Apparently Guillermo's room does not meet the legal requirements 391 00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,688 to call it a room. The legal term is 392 00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:05,158 "hidey hole" or a "rat's studio." 393 00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,628 That's okay, I really don't mind. 394 00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,498 What the **** does that mean? 395 00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:10,198 I'll tell you what the F it means, L-Train. 396 00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:12,298 It means that we gotta now reallocate this budget 397 00:15:12,388 --> 00:15:15,178 to get Guillermo's room up to code. 398 00:15:15,258 --> 00:15:17,078 No, no, no. No one needs to make a big fuss. 399 00:15:17,158 --> 00:15:18,518 **** his room. 400 00:15:18,598 --> 00:15:20,248 What the **** are our options, B-boy? 401 00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:21,718 Well, I love the passion. I'm gonna get on that couch, 402 00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:23,728 and show you what we got, okay? 403 00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:26,498 Open this up, and show you guys what I worked up. Gather in. 404 00:15:26,578 --> 00:15:28,768 Now if we eliminate Nadja's gold toilet... 405 00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:30,738 - Eat ****! - Hang on a second. 406 00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:33,208 If we eliminate it, we can open up that wall, 407 00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:35,578 and create a ventilation system for Guillermo. 408 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,748 What the **** is this, Club Med? 409 00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,488 We need the gold toilet! 410 00:15:38,568 --> 00:15:41,458 Hang on a second, 'cause we're also going to have to... 411 00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:43,628 eliminated Nandor's custom sign that says, 412 00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:45,798 - "Home is where the wine is." - Get ****! 413 00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:48,478 Because can then close the open septic tank, 414 00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:51,278 which apparently is pooling underneath Guillermo's bed. 415 00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,348 Well, I guess if there's no other way... 416 00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:56,428 And finally even grouchy Guillermo was grinning. 417 00:15:56,508 --> 00:15:58,698 Meanwhile, Marwa's got a surprise 418 00:15:58,778 --> 00:16:00,728 that even I haven't seen yet. 419 00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:02,768 Only midway through renovations, 420 00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:05,278 but Marwa was working around the clock. 421 00:16:05,358 --> 00:16:06,478 You think he's ready? 422 00:16:06,558 --> 00:16:08,818 - You ready? Let's do it. - Ready. 423 00:16:08,898 --> 00:16:11,518 And voilà! 424 00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:13,758 Okay, all right. 425 00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:15,628 - Wow. - Wow! 426 00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:18,238 Wow, wow. 427 00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:20,808 Are you looking at this? Incredible. 428 00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:23,108 - Wow. - Tiny plant, hello. 429 00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:24,678 Look at this, decorative balls? 430 00:16:24,768 --> 00:16:26,718 - You can't go wrong with those. - I love balls. 431 00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,458 - I love balls, too. - I love balls, too. 432 00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:30,158 And who wants to belly up to the bar? 433 00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:32,458 Saddle up, giddy up! Let's get up to the bar. 434 00:16:32,548 --> 00:16:34,398 - John would've loved those. - Right. 435 00:16:34,488 --> 00:16:36,238 I love how the colors 436 00:16:36,318 --> 00:16:39,438 on the rug are just playing with the new hardwoods, 437 00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:41,248 And then look at the hoop right there. 438 00:16:41,328 --> 00:16:43,318 Oh, wow, my own court. 439 00:16:43,398 --> 00:16:44,668 Do you like it, honey? 440 00:16:46,478 --> 00:16:47,798 Do I like it? 441 00:16:47,878 --> 00:16:50,328 I really love it. 442 00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:53,208 - Yes! - I think it's so great! 443 00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,608 Wait! Before you sit down, 444 00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:56,478 let me make sure that the beans 445 00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,678 are in the optimal position for you. 446 00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,548 Perfect. Can you... 447 00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:02,188 make sure I did a good job on the door? 448 00:17:02,268 --> 00:17:04,288 I put a special lock on there for you, 449 00:17:04,378 --> 00:17:06,298 because I know how much you love your alone time. 450 00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:07,398 Looks pretty good to me. 451 00:17:07,478 --> 00:17:09,198 The chevron pattern 452 00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:10,738 and the wood grain on this thing, 453 00:17:10,828 --> 00:17:13,278 it's just beautiful. Okay. 454 00:17:13,358 --> 00:17:15,548 I see you are trying out the, uh, the lock action. 455 00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:17,558 It's, uh... 456 00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:20,228 - Marwa? - It's soundproof, too. 457 00:17:20,308 --> 00:17:21,758 You know, Bran, there was a time 458 00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:24,298 me and Marwa, we liked very different things. 459 00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:26,168 - Mm-hmm. - But then I made a wish 460 00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,238 that we would like the same things. 461 00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:29,748 Now I think that wish has come true. 462 00:17:29,828 --> 00:17:31,518 I also think perhaps that 463 00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:35,458 Marwa has been building this man cave for herself. 464 00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:37,228 Yeah. 465 00:17:41,648 --> 00:17:44,228 Down to the wire. Crew is in there... 466 00:17:45,658 --> 00:17:47,778 We're putting the finishing touches on the house 467 00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:50,448 for the big reveal, and I cannot wait 468 00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:52,728 to show the owners their forever home. 469 00:17:52,808 --> 00:17:55,598 All right, you knuckleheads, are you ready 470 00:17:55,678 --> 00:17:57,598 to find out 471 00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:00,808 if this house is a flip or if it's gonna be a flub? 472 00:18:00,888 --> 00:18:03,208 - -We're ready to flip. - It's gonna be a flip. It's gonna be a flip. 473 00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,518 All right, everyone... remove your blindfolds! 474 00:18:09,978 --> 00:18:11,948 That is not our house. 475 00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:21,348 That is not our 476 00:18:21,428 --> 00:18:22,918 You're looking the wrong way, that's our neighbor's house. 477 00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:24,228 - This way. - Oh, right, got ya. 478 00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:26,368 Well? 479 00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:29,898 - Hmm. - This looks... the same. 480 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,668 All right, guys, what are we waiting for? Let's get inside 481 00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:34,338 - and bam, bam, bam! - Let's do it. - 482 00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:36,478 Let's go! Let's go! 483 00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:39,688 Come on in, and check out 484 00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:42,888 your brand new dream home! 485 00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:44,758 Yeah! 486 00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:48,768 Everybody grab a figurative straw and drink it in. 487 00:18:48,848 --> 00:18:50,668 Right? 488 00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,908 I'm speechless myself, gang. 489 00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:56,248 Guys, get in the nooks and crannies. Check it out! 490 00:19:11,928 --> 00:19:13,918 Ew... 491 00:19:13,998 --> 00:19:16,388 - Huh? - Wait, I thought you said you were going to completely... 492 00:19:16,478 --> 00:19:18,858 Bran, I'm starting to think that this flip might be a flub. 493 00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:20,628 - What the ****?! - There's still 494 00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:22,568 - sewage under my bed. - That was a permitting issue. 495 00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:24,578 There's still a tree in the **** fancy room! 496 00:19:24,658 --> 00:19:26,408 Give my Bran boy a chance. 497 00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,818 What are you talking about?! This was his chance! 498 00:19:27,898 --> 00:19:29,848 Guys, we're not finished yet. 499 00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:33,328 'Cause the ol' Bran man saved the best for last. 500 00:19:33,408 --> 00:19:34,928 Follow me. Come on, gang. 501 00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,428 You know, I might move in, I love this place so much. 502 00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:38,938 Ready? 503 00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:40,968 I'm gonna welcome you to your brand-new 504 00:19:41,058 --> 00:19:42,708 walk-in closet. 505 00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:44,408 - **** - Yeah! 506 00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:47,588 ♪ This is our home ♪ 507 00:19:47,668 --> 00:19:51,458 ♪ Yet something has changed ♪ 508 00:19:51,548 --> 00:19:55,568 ♪ Always never known... ♪ 509 00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:58,278 This really is the knackers. 510 00:19:58,358 --> 00:20:00,278 - Come here. - Bring it in. Ooh! 511 00:20:00,358 --> 00:20:02,988 Someone's excited. 512 00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,858 Wait a second, I thought this was supposed to be 513 00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,988 a "his-and-hers" closet? 514 00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:08,998 Change of plans, sweetie. Live with it. 515 00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:10,698 - What the ****? - Hold on a second. 516 00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:12,638 Where the **** is my witch's skin hat? 517 00:20:12,718 --> 00:20:14,338 Who gives a ****? 518 00:20:14,428 --> 00:20:17,478 You mean this witch's skin hat? 519 00:20:17,558 --> 00:20:19,788 Oh! Ha-ha! 520 00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:22,318 Simon the Devious, I knew it was you. 521 00:20:22,408 --> 00:20:23,658 - You bastard. - No, you didn't. 522 00:20:23,738 --> 00:20:25,658 Oh, ****. 523 00:20:25,748 --> 00:20:27,568 - Bran, do something. - What do you want me to do, 524 00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:28,998 ya knuckleheads? 525 00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:31,608 - That's clever. - I was talking to Bran. 526 00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,708 You idiot, I am Bran. 527 00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:35,478 What have you done with Bran? 528 00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,748 Bran never existed. 529 00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:38,588 It's always been me. 530 00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:40,028 - - So you mean...? - Yes. 531 00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,628 You...? 532 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,628 Did I create, pitch, sell 533 00:20:43,718 --> 00:20:47,538 and produce 150 episodes of Go Flip Yourself 534 00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:51,518 for the sole purpose of regaining access 535 00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:54,918 to your home here in New York City 536 00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:59,498 that I might take what is rightfully mine, 537 00:20:59,578 --> 00:21:02,768 this witch's clit of a hat? Yes. 538 00:21:02,858 --> 00:21:04,778 Yes, I did. 539 00:21:04,858 --> 00:21:08,048 What, all those episodes, all those marathons, 540 00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:09,918 all those bed sheet sets 541 00:21:09,998 --> 00:21:11,788 in the Daltry Brothers' Daltry Living line? 542 00:21:11,868 --> 00:21:14,828 Yes, it was all me. Well... 543 00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:17,768 we partnered with Kohl's for the Daltry Living line. 544 00:21:17,848 --> 00:21:20,108 - Sellout! - But the rest of it, all me. 545 00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:23,408 All that just for stealing my hat? 546 00:21:23,498 --> 00:21:24,408 - Yes. - Wow. 547 00:21:24,498 --> 00:21:26,548 **** hell! 548 00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:28,418 Well, I had a little help from my friends. 549 00:21:28,508 --> 00:21:31,128 You remember my crew? 550 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:34,368 Big Vlad. Blavglad the Exsanguinator. 551 00:21:34,448 --> 00:21:36,668 - Oh, these pricks. - Gunthrapple. 552 00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:38,808 Wesley Sikes. 553 00:21:38,888 --> 00:21:40,948 The Freak Sisters. Mr. '50s. 554 00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:42,448 Evil Steve. 555 00:21:42,528 --> 00:21:45,688 The wickedly talented Adele Dazeem. 556 00:21:45,778 --> 00:21:48,528 - Hello there. - Freakfest Tony. 557 00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,828 Hi, Tony, nice to see you again. 558 00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:53,008 - The Silent One. - Hey, guys, how's it going? 559 00:21:53,088 --> 00:21:55,678 Just gonna keep it silent for now, thank you. 560 00:21:55,758 --> 00:21:58,718 He Who Shall Not Be Named... but it's Greg. 561 00:21:58,798 --> 00:22:00,018 His name is Greg. 562 00:22:00,098 --> 00:22:01,988 Desdemona the Shrieker. 563 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,998 That guy I still don't know. 564 00:22:06,078 --> 00:22:07,998 And of course, the king himself, 565 00:22:08,088 --> 00:22:09,668 Elvis. 566 00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:11,538 Yeah, I always pretty good with a hammer. 567 00:22:11,628 --> 00:22:13,848 - Not very good with friendship. - Traitor! 568 00:22:13,928 --> 00:22:15,578 Ronaldo the Elder. 569 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,088 There he is, and who could forget 570 00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:20,858 Ken the Zombie of my Former Accountant. 571 00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,868 Yes, he's also 572 00:22:22,948 --> 00:22:24,598 the COO of my production company. 573 00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:26,608 And of course, my sound guy... 574 00:22:26,688 --> 00:22:28,138 Count Rapula. 575 00:22:28,228 --> 00:22:29,608 - No... - Oh, not this guy... 576 00:22:29,698 --> 00:22:31,148 Count Rapula vocalizing... 577 00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:32,618 ♪ Hey, yo, I arose from my tomb ♪ 578 00:22:32,698 --> 00:22:34,148 ♪ With three lavs and a boom ♪ 579 00:22:34,238 --> 00:22:35,618 ♪ And when you think you're alone ♪ 580 00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:36,858 ♪ I'm in your home ♪ 581 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,498 ♪ Getting room tone ♪ 582 00:22:38,578 --> 00:22:40,468 - No. No! - ♪ Scary stories and fables ♪ 583 00:22:40,548 --> 00:22:42,768 - ♪ And XLR cables, my... ♪ - Okay, very good. 584 00:22:42,858 --> 00:22:44,468 Thank you, Count Rapula. I think we all get it. 585 00:22:44,558 --> 00:22:46,748 Well, I killed Toby. 586 00:22:46,828 --> 00:22:48,978 So looks like one of your crew 587 00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,618 is dead. 588 00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:52,628 Well, actually, Toby wasn't one of our crew. 589 00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,058 He was a regular guy. 590 00:22:54,138 --> 00:22:56,768 He was a Navy flight instructor 591 00:22:56,848 --> 00:22:59,068 with... I want to say three? 592 00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:02,038 - Three children without a father. - Sad. 593 00:23:02,128 --> 00:23:03,908 Well done! 594 00:23:03,998 --> 00:23:06,518 Took me a while to get to know him, earn his trust. 595 00:23:06,598 --> 00:23:08,088 And then I pitched him the show. 596 00:23:08,168 --> 00:23:10,058 And then I paid for him to study 597 00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,198 design, architecture, 598 00:23:12,278 --> 00:23:14,068 - and construction skills. - Wait. 599 00:23:14,148 --> 00:23:15,168 Why didn't you just find someone who already knew 600 00:23:15,248 --> 00:23:17,008 how to build houses? 601 00:23:17,088 --> 00:23:18,778 'Cause for a show like this, it's all about "it factor." 602 00:23:18,858 --> 00:23:22,218 You really are the most devious bastard 603 00:23:22,298 --> 00:23:25,018 in New York City. 604 00:23:25,108 --> 00:23:28,028 Well, we're not in New York City. 605 00:23:28,108 --> 00:23:30,898 We're in **** Staten Island. 606 00:23:30,988 --> 00:23:32,938 Which means you're not worth ****. 607 00:23:33,018 --> 00:23:35,938 You come in here, you pinch my hat, you destroy my house 608 00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:38,678 and you con me into spending $2,000 609 00:23:38,768 --> 00:23:39,818 - on these poufs. - 2,000...? 610 00:23:39,898 --> 00:23:40,948 I like the poufs. 611 00:23:41,038 --> 00:23:42,858 Does no one like the poufs? 612 00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:44,558 I don't mind the poufs. 613 00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:46,568 You see, you're a dickhead 'cause you've just shown 614 00:23:46,648 --> 00:23:50,068 your face onscreen, which means this episode, Brainiac, 615 00:23:50,158 --> 00:23:52,538 cannot be televised. 616 00:23:52,628 --> 00:23:54,178 Do you have any ideas who my viewers are? 617 00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:58,088 They're people in airports and hospital waiting rooms. 618 00:23:58,168 --> 00:24:02,098 I once showed a gaping, open asshole 619 00:24:02,178 --> 00:24:04,228 for ten seconds, 620 00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,968 - and I never heard a word about it. - Yes. 621 00:24:07,058 --> 00:24:09,848 It was Episode 73, "Ramshackle Ranch," I do believe. 622 00:24:09,928 --> 00:24:12,248 - You really watch the show. - I do, yes. 623 00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:13,888 - Oh, that means the world to me. - Who cares? 624 00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:16,828 Anyway, I've got your witch's hat, 625 00:24:16,908 --> 00:24:19,968 and I've got signed release forms from each of you, 626 00:24:20,048 --> 00:24:21,598 so you can expect to see this episode 627 00:24:21,688 --> 00:24:24,708 airing around the clock about two years from now. 628 00:24:24,788 --> 00:24:27,978 All right, let's roll, crew! 629 00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,118 Whoa! 630 00:24:30,198 --> 00:24:31,288 Get away! 631 00:24:31,368 --> 00:24:33,628 Go on! 632 00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:35,748 Later, losers. 633 00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:40,608 Ow! **** me! 634 00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,778 - Stupid prick can't even fly. - It's the **** hat. 635 00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,748 - It's not the hat. - Reckon that hat's got some bad hoodoo in it, huh? 636 00:24:45,838 --> 00:24:47,618 There's nothing wrong with the hat, Elvis! 637 00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:50,728 Later, losers... ow! **** 638 00:24:50,808 --> 00:24:52,598 And that's a wrap on the Mixed-Up Mansion. 639 00:24:52,678 --> 00:24:54,568 Hello? You can go, too. 640 00:24:54,648 --> 00:24:57,088 The job wasn't easy, but the owners couldn't be happier. 641 00:25:01,828 --> 00:25:03,118 LASZ 642 00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:04,718 I can't believe he came back for that. 643 00:25:04,808 --> 00:25:05,618 What are you doing? 644 00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,028 You got what you want. 645 00:25:07,108 --> 00:25:08,628 - **** off. - This **** is disgusting! 646 00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:09,628 Okay, but we still need to get 647 00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:10,898 the pre-credits button. 648 00:25:10,988 --> 00:25:12,138 What makes you think we give a **** 649 00:25:12,218 --> 00:25:14,008 About the pre-credits button? 650 00:25:14,088 --> 00:25:16,008 It's just, if you don't, you won't get 651 00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,378 your full payment for the episode. 652 00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,318 I think it comes out to, like, $1,200. 653 00:25:19,398 --> 00:25:21,758 - Oh, is it? - Ooh, not too shabby. 654 00:25:21,838 --> 00:25:24,798 What I will just say 655 00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:28,168 is that now that Laszlo's cursed hat is finally gone, 656 00:25:28,248 --> 00:25:31,268 the fire that's always going on in the boiler room has gone out. 657 00:25:31,358 --> 00:25:32,848 Yes! 658 00:25:32,928 --> 00:25:34,308 And the sewage flooding in the basement 659 00:25:34,398 --> 00:25:35,978 has dried up somewhat. 660 00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,988 Thank you, Go Flip Yourself. 661 00:25:38,068 --> 00:25:40,058 And I'm pleased to report the raccoons have stopped **** 662 00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:42,058 Under the sofa. 663 00:25:42,148 --> 00:25:43,768 Well... most of them have. 664 00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:52,218 On the next Go Flip Yourself, 665 00:25:52,298 --> 00:25:54,688 Bran takes on his toughest challenge yet. 666 00:25:54,768 --> 00:25:56,958 And the electric stove top wasn't really 667 00:25:57,038 --> 00:25:59,228 working for you, was it Amanda? 668 00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,328 - I mean, it worked. - And that's why all 669 00:26:01,418 --> 00:26:04,038 the real restaurant chefs... Say it with me... 670 00:26:04,118 --> 00:26:06,038 ...only cook with gas. 671 00:26:06,128 --> 00:26:07,818 Yeah! All right, let's fire 672 00:26:07,898 --> 00:26:09,218 this baby up and make some 673 00:26:09,298 --> 00:26:11,118 of your world-famous spaghetti, huh? 674 00:26:11,198 --> 00:26:13,168 - Let's do it. - Let's do it! 675 00:26:14,778 --> 00:26:18,098 ♪ I'll make you a believer ♪ 676 00:26:18,188 --> 00:26:22,948 ♪ Get off your knees ♪ 677 00:26:23,028 --> 00:26:26,988 ♪ You got the power to be ♪ 678 00:26:27,068 --> 00:26:30,988 ♪ What you want to be ♪ 679 00:26:31,078 --> 00:26:34,418 ♪ Make you a believer ♪ 680 00:26:35,748 --> 00:26:38,958 ♪ Make you a believer. ♪ 681 00:26:53,418 --> 00:26:55,818 Go Flip Yourself. 682 00:26:59,468 --> 00:27:03,778 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org