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The sun may have just set,
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but we're just getting started.
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Which is fitting because we are
in the city that never sleeps.
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Although, Toby here could use
a little more beauty sleep.
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- Ouch, Bran.
- What?
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Uh, we're twins, remember?
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Hey, brothers.
Can't live with 'em...
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Uh, I think you forgot to say,
"Can't live without 'em."
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- Who says I forgot?
- Uh-oh.
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Anyway, Bran and I
have seen the worst...
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- Of the worst...
- ...of home disasters,
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but today, we are here
in Staten Island...
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♪ New York. ♪
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- I'm Bran Daltry.
- And I'm Toby Daltry.
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- And we're...
- The Daltry Brothers.
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- And this is...
- Go Flip Yourself.
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"Make You a Believer"
by Jez Pike playing...
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I'm Bran,
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and this knucklehead over here
is my brother Toby.
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Hey.
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Now, we may not get along
all the time,
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but one thing we do agree on
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is turning people's
dream homes into reality.
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♪ I'll make you a believer... ♪
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♪ Get off your knees ♪
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♪ You've got the power
of being ♪
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♪ What you want to be ♪
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♪ Make you a believer ♪
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Staten Island, New York.
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Home to the world famous
Staten Island Ferry,
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a blossoming real estate market,
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and the Daltry Brothers'
toughest challenge yet.
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Yikes, what a mess.
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Hey, don't be so hard
on yourself, you knucklehead.
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Bran, I was talking
about the house.
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Take a look.
You got crumbling statues.
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- I see them.
- You got overgrown lawn,
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- and...
- Mm-hmm.
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What am I smelling?
Is that sulfur?
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Yeah, I'm getting notes
of, uh...
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...decomposing animals.
Pee-yew-y.
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Yeah, I think someone should
call an exterminator, too.
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Hey, it's nothing a little
brotherly love can't fix,
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- so...
- Whoa.
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- Look out. Wow.
- What is that?
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That is a big bone.
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Yeah, I hope the big dog
that buried this one
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is a friendly fella.
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Now, the owners
of this house have
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- no idea that we're here.
- Doesn't matter.
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They were told to keep
the door unlocked,
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so that the "power company"
could "check the meter."
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And y'all know what that means.
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It's ambush time!
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Come on.
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Okay.
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Who's ready to get down
and dirty
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and a little bit flirty?
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- What the ****?
- ****
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- Am I on Go Flip Yourself?
- Yes, you are.
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My name's Laszlo.
I'm such a fan.
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- My name's Bran. Ah.
- I know who you are.
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- Initially, the twins aspect...
- Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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- ...confused me slightly.
- It does a lot of people.
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- And then I watched three seasons...
- Yeah?
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...and then I realized that, uh,
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- you're both very different.
- Sure.
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In posture and personality.
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We need to fix this house.
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Tell me about it. I
sent my tape in months ago.
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Bran and Toby certainly have
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their hands full with the
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quirky owners and decor
of this mixed-up mansion.
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All right, guys, so little bit
of a hiccup out the gates.
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My brother Toby's
a little under the weather,
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so he's gonna sit this one out.
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I mean, typical Toby, right?
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Leaving all the hard work
for this guy to do.
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But when they saw
how down we were
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about Toby taking a sick day,
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the owners of this house...
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And I'm just gonna
say this about them...
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They are very spiritual people.
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They led me and the whole crew
on a very special
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guided meditation, you know,
just to re-center us.
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And you will forget
that Toby is dead,
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and that he was murdered by me.
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A girl has got to eat.
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And, instead, you will think
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that he is just
temporarily sick.
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Hashtag it worked.
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So, now...
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...we got to get back
to the task at hand,
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and, oh, boy, it's a doozy.
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Plus, we just want Toby
to be proud of this episode
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when he sees it, after
he shakes off the mild flu.
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When the owners first saw this
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8,474-square-foot home,
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it was love at first sight.
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And that was so long ago,
they say
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they can't even remember
when they first moved in.
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But since then,
things have changed.
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Railroad employee
and part-time graphic designer,
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- Laszlo...
- I wish I could get this
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printer to work.
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...hates
living in this dated house
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that lacks adequate storage
space for him and his nephew
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- Colin.
- Bang!
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What have I told you
about touching my hat?
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- Pow!
- To be blunt,
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this house is a ****hole.
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And I think only
Bran and Toby are capable
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of helping us
"embrace our space."
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- Go on, bugger off.
- To quote the brothers themselves,
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from episode 113,
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"Midcentury Mess,"
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"This house is all kinds of
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Frank Lloyd Wrong."
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Nandor and Marwa are newlyweds
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with a passion for cooking,
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but without enough space
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- in their cramped kitchen.
- Sorry.
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And they can't seem
to agree on how to make
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their master bedroom
their happily ever after.
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So, yes, we are
technically newlyweds,
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but it feels like we've
been together forever.
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I would describe my style
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as French country
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meets shabby chic.
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And I would describe my style
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as French country
meets shabby chic.
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But I also like modern.
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I like to have an indoor sink,
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a floor that is not dirt.
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Me, too. I like everything
that he likes.
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So, if he says that
we need a change...
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Change is not always
a good thing.
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I mean, sometimes,
you make too many changes,
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and then, before you know it,
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you realize what
you thought you wanted
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is, in fact, very annoying.
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Guillermo and
Nadja have their hands full
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running a successful nightclub,
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and when they come home
to these cramped
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- living quarters...
- Where is the **** thing?
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...tensions can run hot.
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The thingy-thing. The thing
that controls...
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- ...the heat at the nightclub.
- A thermostat key.
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- Right?
- Yes.
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It's on a chain
around your neck.
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Nice try.
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- Whew, this is a big house.
- Yeah.
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Okay, guys, let's talk about
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design options
within your budget.
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- Great.
- Now, here's the question:
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How much are you guys
comfortable spending
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in order to give
this old house a...
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...facelift?
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All of it.
All our life's savings.
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- Whatever you need, you knucklehead.
- You're the knucklehead.
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- You're the **** knucklehead.
- Who you calling a knucklehead?
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Look at this.
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- Where'd you get that shirt?
- What?
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Where-Where'd you get
your shirt?
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From a shop. **** off.
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Okay, we're
getting a little off track here.
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Let's focus, guys,
'cause, clearly,
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this living room
is not working for anyone.
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What the **** is that
supposed to mean? Some of us
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happen to like
waterlogged mahogany
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and soaking wet pillows
that smell of cheese
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- and moldy stuffed bears. Thank you.
- Yeah...
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Clearly, we're not nuts
about the full-size tree
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that fell through
the wall.
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Left a gigantic hole
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where raccoons and squirrels
can just come and go
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and nest in our furniture, so...
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I don't know, I don't mind it.
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As you can see, I
gave that a bit of a trim
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using the Milwaukee M18 Fuel
Lithium-Ion chainsaw,
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used in your commercials.
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"Milwaukee,
nothing but heavy duty."
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Home renovations can be
an emotional process.
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- Let's do it.
- Now, I have to convince the owners that
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we're not here to destroy
their memories,
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we're here to help them
make new ones.
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Okay
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And, boom, we knock out
all the walls.
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Make an open concept
first floor.
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It's gonna create much better
flow and, most importantly,
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it's gonna bring in tons
of natural light.
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- I love it, it's perfect.
- Thank you.
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- I don't think that's perfect.
- And...
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we can also get rid of this
dated and awkward storage
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and replace it
with a master
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his-and-hers mega-closet. Yeah.
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- Fantastic.
- With custom shelves
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for all of Nadja's shoes
and her doll.
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Plus, a dedicated hat wall
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with hat racks for all
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of Laszlo's dope hats.
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That cannot be our house.
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You're right,
that cannot be our house.
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- This fella is the knackers.
- Thank you.
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Now, let's talk about
that unfinished attic.
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I think we should reimagine it
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as a spacious master suite
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slash love nest
for Nandor and Marwa.
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It doesn't matter how many
changes you make to something.
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- The novelty eventually wears off.
- Mm.
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I agree with my husband.
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But I do like
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that sign about home
being where the wine is.
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- Okay. There is another option.
- Me, too.
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In this option,
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you can keep
your current bedroom...
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- Mm.
- ...and we reimagine the attic
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as a dedicated
"man cave" for Nandor.
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- Man cave?
- Yeah.
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What is a man cave?
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Man cave is where
you do your man stuff.
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So, there are no women allowed
in this man cave?
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Hey, it's your space up there,
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- you do with it what you please.
- Great.
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Guess what?
I hate all of that. That attic
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is full of very precious,
treasured memories
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of us putting all
of our trash up there.
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Also, we do not need
a wall of hat hooks.
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Laszlo only has one hat,
and it's bloody cursed!
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Correction, my darling,
I have five hats.
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I have the one
she's referring to,
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which she doesn't like
for some unknown reason.
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- - It's actually very cool.
- I'm sure it is.
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It might be made out of witch
skin and has an asshole on it,
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but I look fantastic wearing it.
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And another is a yellow ball cap
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with the message across it,
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- "Absolut Aces..."
- Ooh, where'd you get that?
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...which was a gift
from the 2006 movie premiere
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of the movie
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- Smokin' Aces.
- You know the film?
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- I love it. It's classic.
- Well, I've never worn it.
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Where you going, Nadja? I got
something special for you, too.
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Check this out.
No home would be complete
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without a serene master bath
fit for a queen.
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I don't care about any of this.
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Uh, do you care
about a gold toilet?
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00:09:21,388 --> 00:09:23,038
Bang!
249
00:09:23,118 --> 00:09:25,178
A gold toilet?
250
00:09:25,258 --> 00:09:26,748
Queen's got to have her throne,
am I right, guys?
251
00:09:26,828 --> 00:09:28,278
You can't even take a ****.
252
00:09:28,368 --> 00:09:30,348
I will take a ****
if I want to take a ****.
253
00:09:30,438 --> 00:09:33,258
Stop trying to water down
my brand.
254
00:09:33,338 --> 00:09:35,868
I've given the owners
a lot to think about.
255
00:09:35,948 --> 00:09:38,048
Now it's time to let them
talk it over.
256
00:09:39,318 --> 00:09:40,878
I really don't think
257
00:09:40,958 --> 00:09:42,408
this kind of public exposure
is good for us.
258
00:09:42,498 --> 00:09:44,008
I really think that
we should just let these guys
259
00:09:44,098 --> 00:09:45,078
paint a wall or two
and get them out of here.
260
00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:46,818
"These guys"?
261
00:09:46,898 --> 00:09:49,118
Bran and Toby are artisans.
They're craftspeople.
262
00:09:49,208 --> 00:09:50,928
Toby is dead, okay?
263
00:09:51,008 --> 00:09:53,068
And it's only a matter of time
before someone notices.
264
00:09:53,148 --> 00:09:54,298
No, are you not paying attention
265
00:09:54,388 --> 00:09:56,068
to my very
comprehensive hypnosis?
266
00:09:56,158 --> 00:09:58,278
And no one watching this footage
267
00:09:58,358 --> 00:10:00,748
will notice
that we are vampires.
268
00:10:00,828 --> 00:10:03,088
Not the editors,
269
00:10:03,168 --> 00:10:05,688
not the editors' assistants,
270
00:10:05,778 --> 00:10:08,058
not the sound mixers,
271
00:10:08,148 --> 00:10:10,268
not the, uh...
272
00:10:10,348 --> 00:10:12,438
Who else is there?
273
00:10:12,518 --> 00:10:15,038
Color correctors,
current executives,
274
00:10:15,128 --> 00:10:16,448
Standards & Practices
275
00:10:16,528 --> 00:10:18,278
occasionally looks
at a rough cut.
276
00:10:18,368 --> 00:10:21,058
A producer's girlfriend named
Wendy one time gave notes,
277
00:10:21,138 --> 00:10:23,228
and now she gives notes
on all the cuts.
278
00:10:23,308 --> 00:10:24,498
- Then there are...
- Okay, okay, I get it.
279
00:10:24,578 --> 00:10:27,768
Yes. All of those nerds, too.
280
00:10:27,848 --> 00:10:31,078
Also you will put the bit
that I am saying in now
281
00:10:31,158 --> 00:10:34,348
as a flashback and then
cut back to the main story
282
00:10:34,428 --> 00:10:37,448
of whatever else is going on.
283
00:10:37,538 --> 00:10:39,088
I don't know.
284
00:10:39,178 --> 00:10:41,128
I have a really bad feeling
about this.
285
00:10:41,208 --> 00:10:44,268
Do you think home really
is "where the wine is"?
286
00:10:44,348 --> 00:10:46,868
I want it to be accurate
for my man cave.
287
00:10:46,958 --> 00:10:48,408
Yes, I agree.
288
00:10:48,488 --> 00:10:50,148
There's a surprise.
289
00:10:50,228 --> 00:10:53,098
Now, I think we all know
what to do.
290
00:10:54,268 --> 00:10:57,088
All right, gang, you've had
time to think it over.
291
00:10:57,178 --> 00:10:59,128
And now it's decision time.
292
00:10:59,218 --> 00:11:01,838
Are you ready
to "embrace your space"?
293
00:11:01,918 --> 00:11:05,128
Or do you want to tell this
son of a B to "go flip off"?
294
00:11:08,898 --> 00:11:12,388
There's just no storage space
for me to do my business.
295
00:11:12,478 --> 00:11:15,458
Let me get this... Oh, sorry.
296
00:11:15,548 --> 00:11:18,868
A gold toilet?
297
00:11:18,958 --> 00:11:22,358
I have a really bad feeling
about this.
298
00:11:26,198 --> 00:11:27,788
Um...
299
00:11:27,868 --> 00:11:29,878
We've decided to...
300
00:11:31,448 --> 00:11:34,128
Embrace our space!
301
00:11:34,218 --> 00:11:35,938
Yes! That is music to my ears.
302
00:11:36,018 --> 00:11:38,108
I promise you're gonna
love this place
303
00:11:38,188 --> 00:11:39,908
so much more
when we're finished with it.
304
00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:41,178
And we're gonna
up your curb appeal
305
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:42,918
by re-sodding the lawn
306
00:11:42,998 --> 00:11:44,418
and the backyard
307
00:11:44,508 --> 00:11:46,028
Oh, re-sodding, hey?
308
00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:47,998
Y-You're gonna dig
up the-the backyard?
309
00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:49,128
Yeah, I'm an expert
at landscaping.
310
00:11:49,218 --> 00:11:50,428
Meanwhile, my brother
311
00:11:50,518 --> 00:11:52,868
likes to spend his time
manscaping.
312
00:11:52,958 --> 00:11:54,978
Boom!
313
00:11:55,058 --> 00:11:57,308
I don't know what that means,
but **** Toby, right?
314
00:11:57,398 --> 00:11:59,888
Yeah, he gets it. All right,
what are we doing standing
315
00:11:59,968 --> 00:12:02,988
around here? We've got
to get to... ♪ Work. ♪
316
00:12:03,078 --> 00:12:05,928
- Let's go!
- Hey! Get to work!
317
00:12:06,018 --> 00:12:08,468
This gang, they keep
some pretty unusual hours,
318
00:12:08,548 --> 00:12:11,008
working for the railroad
and owning the nightclub.
319
00:12:11,088 --> 00:12:14,248
So we're gonna pull some
all-nighters here, you betcha!
320
00:12:14,328 --> 00:12:16,188
Yeah!
321
00:12:16,268 --> 00:12:17,518
Guillermo, go for it!
322
00:12:17,608 --> 00:12:19,958
Yeah, love it!
323
00:12:20,038 --> 00:12:22,328
♪ Hear the thunder... ♪
324
00:12:22,418 --> 00:12:24,288
Yeah! Wow!
325
00:12:25,548 --> 00:12:27,008
♪ Hear the thunder ♪
326
00:12:27,088 --> 00:12:30,278
♪ Can you hear the thunder? ♪
327
00:12:30,358 --> 00:12:32,988
♪ Can you hear
the thunder? ♪
328
00:12:33,068 --> 00:12:34,918
♪ Gotta hold your head up ♪
329
00:12:35,008 --> 00:12:37,128
♪ Let it all explode ♪
330
00:12:37,208 --> 00:12:38,598
♪ Hear the thunder ♪
331
00:12:38,678 --> 00:12:40,268
♪ Yeah, the time is now ♪
332
00:12:40,348 --> 00:12:43,138
♪ Give it all you got ♪
333
00:12:43,218 --> 00:12:44,408
♪ Hear the thunder ♪
334
00:12:44,488 --> 00:12:47,078
♪ Until there's nothing left ♪
335
00:12:47,158 --> 00:12:49,888
♪ You've got
to let it all go now ♪
336
00:12:49,968 --> 00:12:52,138
♪ Hear the thunder. ♪
337
00:12:53,638 --> 00:12:56,068
- Hey!
- Bran!
338
00:12:56,148 --> 00:12:58,498
Wow, man cave
really coming together, huh?
339
00:12:58,588 --> 00:13:00,238
- Yes.
- I'm almost finished over here,
340
00:13:00,318 --> 00:13:01,878
then moving onto the door,
honey.
341
00:13:01,958 --> 00:13:02,948
Don't forget to put
the lock on it.
342
00:13:03,028 --> 00:13:04,078
You got it, honey.
343
00:13:04,168 --> 00:13:06,388
Uh, check out this bar.
344
00:13:06,468 --> 00:13:07,918
What?
345
00:13:08,008 --> 00:13:09,888
This is
an entertainer's dream.
346
00:13:09,978 --> 00:13:12,898
Nandor, I want you
to picture this right now, okay?
347
00:13:12,978 --> 00:13:14,128
The guys are over.
They're hanging out.
348
00:13:14,218 --> 00:13:15,498
- Okay, I am picturing it.
- Mm-hmm.
349
00:13:15,588 --> 00:13:17,438
I could be over here
at the bar counter.
350
00:13:17,528 --> 00:13:20,108
And then one of the guys would
come right behind me and...
351
00:13:22,098 --> 00:13:23,548
Yeah, mm-hmm.
352
00:13:23,638 --> 00:13:25,418
We could put a little skylight
in the floor there,
353
00:13:25,508 --> 00:13:28,398
and look through it
and see Guillermo on the toilet.
354
00:13:28,478 --> 00:13:30,968
Oh, no, we don't need
a skylight in the bathroom.
355
00:13:31,048 --> 00:13:33,338
Nonsense, clear sight lines
are what buyers are looking for
356
00:13:33,418 --> 00:13:35,108
these days, right, Bran?
357
00:13:35,188 --> 00:13:36,578
Hey, who's the host
of this show, this guy or me?
358
00:13:36,658 --> 00:13:38,418
I love it.
359
00:13:38,498 --> 00:13:40,618
You know what I also love?
Look at this distressed wood.
360
00:13:40,708 --> 00:13:42,958
I mean, it's giving everyone
the shabby chic look
361
00:13:43,038 --> 00:13:44,398
that I know that you love...
362
00:13:44,478 --> 00:13:46,098
- Meets French country.
- Thank you very much.
363
00:13:46,178 --> 00:13:47,598
And how about
the whimsical seating?
364
00:13:47,688 --> 00:13:49,568
Have we talked about it yet?
I don't think we have.
365
00:13:49,658 --> 00:13:51,538
- Get down in it, brother.
- This?
366
00:13:51,628 --> 00:13:53,348
- That's for you.
- No.
367
00:13:53,428 --> 00:13:55,078
- This is your throne.
- It's not a dog bed?
368
00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:57,088
Give it test spin right now.
You're gonna love it.
369
00:13:57,168 --> 00:13:58,488
- No, he doesn't really get comfortable so eas...
- Here we go.
370
00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:01,358
- Oh!
- How perfect is that?
371
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:04,398
- Pretty perfect, Bran.
- Yeah!
372
00:14:04,488 --> 00:14:08,008
But the project wasn't
a smooth ride from beginning to end.
373
00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:10,948
Bran got a call from the City
Building Inspector's office
374
00:14:11,028 --> 00:14:14,388
about the permits,
and the news was... not good.
375
00:14:14,468 --> 00:14:16,228
No, no, I understand.
376
00:14:16,308 --> 00:14:19,158
It's just that we've done
over 150 of these renovations,
377
00:14:19,248 --> 00:14:21,068
and this issue has
never come up before.
378
00:14:21,148 --> 00:14:22,398
Sir, they don't pay me enough
379
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:24,208
to fight with you, okay?
I'm sorry,
380
00:14:24,288 --> 00:14:26,078
but that's just where
the situation currently stands.
381
00:14:26,158 --> 00:14:28,248
All right? So you're just gonna
have to take it up with...
382
00:14:28,328 --> 00:14:30,418
- Son of a B!
- Sir?
383
00:14:30,498 --> 00:14:34,028
Oh, guys...
I'm so sorry to report this.
384
00:14:34,108 --> 00:14:35,598
But I just got off the phone
385
00:14:35,678 --> 00:14:37,328
with the City Building
Inspector's office.
386
00:14:37,418 --> 00:14:39,638
- And I've got some bad news.
- Bad news?!
387
00:14:52,578 --> 00:14:54,268
With the City Building
Inspector's office.
388
00:14:54,348 --> 00:14:55,398
And I got some bad news.
389
00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:57,408
- Bad news?
- I'm afraid so.
390
00:14:57,488 --> 00:15:00,308
Apparently Guillermo's room does
not meet the legal requirements
391
00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,688
to call it a room.
The legal term is
392
00:15:02,768 --> 00:15:05,158
"hidey hole"
or a "rat's studio."
393
00:15:05,238 --> 00:15:06,628
That's okay,
I really don't mind.
394
00:15:06,708 --> 00:15:08,498
What the **** does that mean?
395
00:15:08,578 --> 00:15:10,198
I'll tell you what
the F it means, L-Train.
396
00:15:10,278 --> 00:15:12,298
It means that we gotta now
reallocate this budget
397
00:15:12,388 --> 00:15:15,178
to get Guillermo's room
up to code.
398
00:15:15,258 --> 00:15:17,078
No, no, no. No one needs
to make a big fuss.
399
00:15:17,158 --> 00:15:18,518
**** his room.
400
00:15:18,598 --> 00:15:20,248
What the **** are
our options, B-boy?
401
00:15:20,338 --> 00:15:21,718
Well, I love the passion.
I'm gonna get on that couch,
402
00:15:21,808 --> 00:15:23,728
and show you what we got, okay?
403
00:15:23,808 --> 00:15:26,498
Open this up, and show you guys
what I worked up. Gather in.
404
00:15:26,578 --> 00:15:28,768
Now if we eliminate
Nadja's gold toilet...
405
00:15:28,848 --> 00:15:30,738
- Eat ****!
- Hang on a second.
406
00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:33,208
If we eliminate it,
we can open up that wall,
407
00:15:33,298 --> 00:15:35,578
and create a ventilation system
for Guillermo.
408
00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:36,748
What the **** is this,
Club Med?
409
00:15:36,838 --> 00:15:38,488
We need the gold toilet!
410
00:15:38,568 --> 00:15:41,458
Hang on a second, 'cause
we're also going to have to...
411
00:15:41,548 --> 00:15:43,628
eliminated Nandor's
custom sign that says,
412
00:15:43,718 --> 00:15:45,798
- "Home is where the wine is."
- Get ****!
413
00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:48,478
Because can then
close the open septic tank,
414
00:15:48,558 --> 00:15:51,278
which apparently is pooling
underneath Guillermo's bed.
415
00:15:51,368 --> 00:15:53,348
Well, I guess
if there's no other way...
416
00:15:53,438 --> 00:15:56,428
And finally even
grouchy Guillermo was grinning.
417
00:15:56,508 --> 00:15:58,698
Meanwhile,
Marwa's got a surprise
418
00:15:58,778 --> 00:16:00,728
that even I haven't seen yet.
419
00:16:00,818 --> 00:16:02,768
Only midway through renovations,
420
00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:05,278
but Marwa was working
around the clock.
421
00:16:05,358 --> 00:16:06,478
You think he's ready?
422
00:16:06,558 --> 00:16:08,818
- You ready? Let's do it.
- Ready.
423
00:16:08,898 --> 00:16:11,518
And voilà!
424
00:16:11,608 --> 00:16:13,758
Okay, all right.
425
00:16:13,838 --> 00:16:15,628
- Wow.
- Wow!
426
00:16:15,718 --> 00:16:18,238
Wow, wow.
427
00:16:18,318 --> 00:16:20,808
Are you looking at this?
Incredible.
428
00:16:20,888 --> 00:16:23,108
- Wow.
- Tiny plant, hello.
429
00:16:23,198 --> 00:16:24,678
Look at this, decorative balls?
430
00:16:24,768 --> 00:16:26,718
- You can't go wrong with those.
- I love balls.
431
00:16:26,798 --> 00:16:28,458
- I love balls, too.
- I love balls, too.
432
00:16:28,538 --> 00:16:30,158
And who wants to belly
up to the bar?
433
00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:32,458
Saddle up, giddy up!
Let's get up to the bar.
434
00:16:32,548 --> 00:16:34,398
- John would've loved those.
- Right.
435
00:16:34,488 --> 00:16:36,238
I love how the colors
436
00:16:36,318 --> 00:16:39,438
on the rug are just playing
with the new hardwoods,
437
00:16:39,528 --> 00:16:41,248
And then look
at the hoop right there.
438
00:16:41,328 --> 00:16:43,318
Oh, wow, my own court.
439
00:16:43,398 --> 00:16:44,668
Do you like it, honey?
440
00:16:46,478 --> 00:16:47,798
Do I like it?
441
00:16:47,878 --> 00:16:50,328
I really love it.
442
00:16:50,418 --> 00:16:53,208
- Yes!
- I think it's so great!
443
00:16:53,288 --> 00:16:54,608
Wait! Before you sit down,
444
00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:56,478
let me make sure that the beans
445
00:16:56,558 --> 00:16:58,678
are in the optimal position
for you.
446
00:16:58,768 --> 00:17:00,548
Perfect. Can you...
447
00:17:00,638 --> 00:17:02,188
make sure I did
a good job on the door?
448
00:17:02,268 --> 00:17:04,288
I put a special lock
on there for you,
449
00:17:04,378 --> 00:17:06,298
because I know how much
you love your alone time.
450
00:17:06,378 --> 00:17:07,398
Looks pretty good to me.
451
00:17:07,478 --> 00:17:09,198
The chevron pattern
452
00:17:09,288 --> 00:17:10,738
and the wood grain
on this thing,
453
00:17:10,828 --> 00:17:13,278
it's just beautiful. Okay.
454
00:17:13,358 --> 00:17:15,548
I see you are trying
out the, uh, the lock action.
455
00:17:15,638 --> 00:17:17,558
It's, uh...
456
00:17:17,638 --> 00:17:20,228
- Marwa?
- It's soundproof, too.
457
00:17:20,308 --> 00:17:21,758
You know, Bran, there was a time
458
00:17:21,848 --> 00:17:24,298
me and Marwa,
we liked very different things.
459
00:17:24,388 --> 00:17:26,168
- Mm-hmm.
- But then I made a wish
460
00:17:26,258 --> 00:17:28,238
that we would like
the same things.
461
00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:29,748
Now I think
that wish has come true.
462
00:17:29,828 --> 00:17:31,518
I also think perhaps that
463
00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:35,458
Marwa has been building
this man cave for herself.
464
00:17:35,538 --> 00:17:37,228
Yeah.
465
00:17:41,648 --> 00:17:44,228
Down to the wire.
Crew is in there...
466
00:17:45,658 --> 00:17:47,778
We're putting the finishing
touches on the house
467
00:17:47,868 --> 00:17:50,448
for the big reveal,
and I cannot wait
468
00:17:50,538 --> 00:17:52,728
to show the owners
their forever home.
469
00:17:52,808 --> 00:17:55,598
All right, you knuckleheads,
are you ready
470
00:17:55,678 --> 00:17:57,598
to find out
471
00:17:57,688 --> 00:18:00,808
if this house is a flip
or if it's gonna be a flub?
472
00:18:00,888 --> 00:18:03,208
- -We're ready to flip.
- It's gonna be a flip. It's gonna be a flip.
473
00:18:03,298 --> 00:18:05,518
All right, everyone...
remove your blindfolds!
474
00:18:09,978 --> 00:18:11,948
That is not our house.
475
00:18:18,728 --> 00:18:21,348
That is not our
476
00:18:21,428 --> 00:18:22,918
You're looking the wrong way,
that's our neighbor's house.
477
00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:24,228
- This way.
- Oh, right, got ya.
478
00:18:24,308 --> 00:18:26,368
Well?
479
00:18:26,838 --> 00:18:29,898
- Hmm.
- This looks... the same.
480
00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:32,668
All right, guys, what are we
waiting for? Let's get inside
481
00:18:32,758 --> 00:18:34,338
- and bam, bam, bam!
- Let's do it. -
482
00:18:34,428 --> 00:18:36,478
Let's go! Let's go!
483
00:18:36,558 --> 00:18:39,688
Come on in, and check out
484
00:18:39,768 --> 00:18:42,888
your brand new dream home!
485
00:18:42,978 --> 00:18:44,758
Yeah!
486
00:18:44,848 --> 00:18:48,768
Everybody grab a figurative
straw and drink it in.
487
00:18:48,848 --> 00:18:50,668
Right?
488
00:18:50,758 --> 00:18:52,908
I'm speechless myself, gang.
489
00:18:52,998 --> 00:18:56,248
Guys, get in the nooks
and crannies. Check it out!
490
00:19:11,928 --> 00:19:13,918
Ew...
491
00:19:13,998 --> 00:19:16,388
- Huh?
- Wait, I thought you said you were going to completely...
492
00:19:16,478 --> 00:19:18,858
Bran, I'm starting to think
that this flip might be a flub.
493
00:19:18,948 --> 00:19:20,628
- What the ****?!
- There's still
494
00:19:20,718 --> 00:19:22,568
- sewage under my bed.
- That was a permitting issue.
495
00:19:22,658 --> 00:19:24,578
There's still a tree
in the **** fancy room!
496
00:19:24,658 --> 00:19:26,408
Give my Bran boy a chance.
497
00:19:26,498 --> 00:19:27,818
What are you talking about?!
This was his chance!
498
00:19:27,898 --> 00:19:29,848
Guys, we're not finished yet.
499
00:19:29,938 --> 00:19:33,328
'Cause the ol' Bran man
saved the best for last.
500
00:19:33,408 --> 00:19:34,928
Follow me. Come on, gang.
501
00:19:35,008 --> 00:19:37,428
You know, I might move in,
I love this place so much.
502
00:19:37,518 --> 00:19:38,938
Ready?
503
00:19:39,018 --> 00:19:40,968
I'm gonna welcome you
to your brand-new
504
00:19:41,058 --> 00:19:42,708
walk-in closet.
505
00:19:42,798 --> 00:19:44,408
- ****
- Yeah!
506
00:19:44,498 --> 00:19:47,588
♪ This is our home ♪
507
00:19:47,668 --> 00:19:51,458
♪ Yet something has changed ♪
508
00:19:51,548 --> 00:19:55,568
♪ Always never known... ♪
509
00:19:55,658 --> 00:19:58,278
This really is the knackers.
510
00:19:58,358 --> 00:20:00,278
- Come here.
- Bring it in. Ooh!
511
00:20:00,358 --> 00:20:02,988
Someone's excited.
512
00:20:03,068 --> 00:20:04,858
Wait a second, I thought
this was supposed to be
513
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:06,988
a "his-and-hers" closet?
514
00:20:07,078 --> 00:20:08,998
Change of plans, sweetie.
Live with it.
515
00:20:09,078 --> 00:20:10,698
- What the ****?
- Hold on a second.
516
00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:12,638
Where the **** is
my witch's skin hat?
517
00:20:12,718 --> 00:20:14,338
Who gives a ****?
518
00:20:14,428 --> 00:20:17,478
You mean this witch's skin hat?
519
00:20:17,558 --> 00:20:19,788
Oh! Ha-ha!
520
00:20:19,868 --> 00:20:22,318
Simon the Devious,
I knew it was you.
521
00:20:22,408 --> 00:20:23,658
- You bastard.
- No, you didn't.
522
00:20:23,738 --> 00:20:25,658
Oh, ****.
523
00:20:25,748 --> 00:20:27,568
- Bran, do something.
- What do you want me to do,
524
00:20:27,648 --> 00:20:28,998
ya knuckleheads?
525
00:20:29,088 --> 00:20:31,608
- That's clever.
- I was talking to Bran.
526
00:20:31,688 --> 00:20:33,708
You idiot, I am Bran.
527
00:20:33,798 --> 00:20:35,478
What have you done with Bran?
528
00:20:35,568 --> 00:20:36,748
Bran never existed.
529
00:20:36,838 --> 00:20:38,588
It's always been me.
530
00:20:38,668 --> 00:20:40,028
- - So you mean...?
- Yes.
531
00:20:40,108 --> 00:20:41,628
You...?
532
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:43,628
Did I create, pitch, sell
533
00:20:43,718 --> 00:20:47,538
and produce 150 episodes
of Go Flip Yourself
534
00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:51,518
for the sole purpose
of regaining access
535
00:20:51,598 --> 00:20:54,918
to your home
here in New York City
536
00:20:55,008 --> 00:20:59,498
that I might take
what is rightfully mine,
537
00:20:59,578 --> 00:21:02,768
this witch's clit of a hat? Yes.
538
00:21:02,858 --> 00:21:04,778
Yes, I did.
539
00:21:04,858 --> 00:21:08,048
What, all those episodes,
all those marathons,
540
00:21:08,128 --> 00:21:09,918
all those bed sheet sets
541
00:21:09,998 --> 00:21:11,788
in the Daltry Brothers'
Daltry Living line?
542
00:21:11,868 --> 00:21:14,828
Yes, it was all me. Well...
543
00:21:14,908 --> 00:21:17,768
we partnered with Kohl's
for the Daltry Living line.
544
00:21:17,848 --> 00:21:20,108
- Sellout!
- But the rest of it, all me.
545
00:21:21,658 --> 00:21:23,408
All that just
for stealing my hat?
546
00:21:23,498 --> 00:21:24,408
- Yes.
- Wow.
547
00:21:24,498 --> 00:21:26,548
**** hell!
548
00:21:26,638 --> 00:21:28,418
Well, I had a little help
from my friends.
549
00:21:28,508 --> 00:21:31,128
You remember my crew?
550
00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:34,368
Big Vlad.
Blavglad the Exsanguinator.
551
00:21:34,448 --> 00:21:36,668
- Oh, these pricks.
- Gunthrapple.
552
00:21:36,758 --> 00:21:38,808
Wesley Sikes.
553
00:21:38,888 --> 00:21:40,948
The Freak Sisters. Mr. '50s.
554
00:21:41,028 --> 00:21:42,448
Evil Steve.
555
00:21:42,528 --> 00:21:45,688
The wickedly talented
Adele Dazeem.
556
00:21:45,778 --> 00:21:48,528
- Hello there.
- Freakfest Tony.
557
00:21:48,608 --> 00:21:50,828
Hi, Tony, nice to see you again.
558
00:21:50,918 --> 00:21:53,008
- The Silent One.
- Hey, guys, how's it going?
559
00:21:53,088 --> 00:21:55,678
Just gonna keep it silent
for now, thank you.
560
00:21:55,758 --> 00:21:58,718
He Who Shall Not Be Named...
but it's Greg.
561
00:21:58,798 --> 00:22:00,018
His name is Greg.
562
00:22:00,098 --> 00:22:01,988
Desdemona the Shrieker.
563
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,998
That guy I still don't know.
564
00:22:06,078 --> 00:22:07,998
And of course, the king himself,
565
00:22:08,088 --> 00:22:09,668
Elvis.
566
00:22:09,758 --> 00:22:11,538
Yeah, I always pretty good
with a hammer.
567
00:22:11,628 --> 00:22:13,848
- Not very good with friendship.
- Traitor!
568
00:22:13,928 --> 00:22:15,578
Ronaldo the Elder.
569
00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,088
There he is,
and who could forget
570
00:22:17,168 --> 00:22:20,858
Ken the Zombie
of my Former Accountant.
571
00:22:20,948 --> 00:22:22,868
Yes, he's also
572
00:22:22,948 --> 00:22:24,598
the COO
of my production company.
573
00:22:24,688 --> 00:22:26,608
And of course, my sound guy...
574
00:22:26,688 --> 00:22:28,138
Count Rapula.
575
00:22:28,228 --> 00:22:29,608
- No...
- Oh, not this guy...
576
00:22:29,698 --> 00:22:31,148
Count Rapula vocalizing...
577
00:22:31,228 --> 00:22:32,618
♪ Hey, yo, I arose
from my tomb ♪
578
00:22:32,698 --> 00:22:34,148
♪ With three lavs and a boom ♪
579
00:22:34,238 --> 00:22:35,618
♪ And when you think
you're alone ♪
580
00:22:35,708 --> 00:22:36,858
♪ I'm in your home ♪
581
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:38,498
♪ Getting room tone ♪
582
00:22:38,578 --> 00:22:40,468
- No. No!
- ♪ Scary stories and fables ♪
583
00:22:40,548 --> 00:22:42,768
- ♪ And XLR cables, my... ♪
- Okay, very good.
584
00:22:42,858 --> 00:22:44,468
Thank you, Count Rapula.
I think we all get it.
585
00:22:44,558 --> 00:22:46,748
Well, I killed Toby.
586
00:22:46,828 --> 00:22:48,978
So looks like
one of your crew
587
00:22:49,068 --> 00:22:50,618
is dead.
588
00:22:50,708 --> 00:22:52,628
Well, actually, Toby
wasn't one of our crew.
589
00:22:52,708 --> 00:22:54,058
He was a regular guy.
590
00:22:54,138 --> 00:22:56,768
He was a Navy flight instructor
591
00:22:56,848 --> 00:22:59,068
with...
I want to say three?
592
00:22:59,148 --> 00:23:02,038
- Three children without a father.
- Sad.
593
00:23:02,128 --> 00:23:03,908
Well done!
594
00:23:03,998 --> 00:23:06,518
Took me a while to get
to know him, earn his trust.
595
00:23:06,598 --> 00:23:08,088
And then I pitched him the show.
596
00:23:08,168 --> 00:23:10,058
And then I paid for him to study
597
00:23:10,138 --> 00:23:12,198
design, architecture,
598
00:23:12,278 --> 00:23:14,068
- and construction skills.
- Wait.
599
00:23:14,148 --> 00:23:15,168
Why didn't you just find
someone who already knew
600
00:23:15,248 --> 00:23:17,008
how to build houses?
601
00:23:17,088 --> 00:23:18,778
'Cause for a show like this,
it's all about "it factor."
602
00:23:18,858 --> 00:23:22,218
You really are
the most devious bastard
603
00:23:22,298 --> 00:23:25,018
in New York City.
604
00:23:25,108 --> 00:23:28,028
Well, we're not
in New York City.
605
00:23:28,108 --> 00:23:30,898
We're in **** Staten Island.
606
00:23:30,988 --> 00:23:32,938
Which means
you're not worth ****.
607
00:23:33,018 --> 00:23:35,938
You come in here, you pinch
my hat, you destroy my house
608
00:23:36,028 --> 00:23:38,678
and you con me
into spending $2,000
609
00:23:38,768 --> 00:23:39,818
- on these poufs.
- 2,000...?
610
00:23:39,898 --> 00:23:40,948
I like the poufs.
611
00:23:41,038 --> 00:23:42,858
Does no one like the poufs?
612
00:23:42,938 --> 00:23:44,558
I don't mind the poufs.
613
00:23:44,648 --> 00:23:46,568
You see, you're a dickhead
'cause you've just shown
614
00:23:46,648 --> 00:23:50,068
your face onscreen, which means
this episode, Brainiac,
615
00:23:50,158 --> 00:23:52,538
cannot be televised.
616
00:23:52,628 --> 00:23:54,178
Do you have any ideas
who my viewers are?
617
00:23:54,258 --> 00:23:58,088
They're people in airports
and hospital waiting rooms.
618
00:23:58,168 --> 00:24:02,098
I once showed
a gaping, open asshole
619
00:24:02,178 --> 00:24:04,228
for ten seconds,
620
00:24:04,318 --> 00:24:06,968
- and I never heard a word about it.
- Yes.
621
00:24:07,058 --> 00:24:09,848
It was Episode 73, "Ramshackle
Ranch," I do believe.
622
00:24:09,928 --> 00:24:12,248
- You really watch the show.
- I do, yes.
623
00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:13,888
- Oh, that means the world to me.
- Who cares?
624
00:24:13,968 --> 00:24:16,828
Anyway, I've got
your witch's hat,
625
00:24:16,908 --> 00:24:19,968
and I've got signed
release forms from each of you,
626
00:24:20,048 --> 00:24:21,598
so you can expect
to see this episode
627
00:24:21,688 --> 00:24:24,708
airing around the clock
about two years from now.
628
00:24:24,788 --> 00:24:27,978
All right, let's roll, crew!
629
00:24:28,068 --> 00:24:30,118
Whoa!
630
00:24:30,198 --> 00:24:31,288
Get away!
631
00:24:31,368 --> 00:24:33,628
Go on!
632
00:24:33,708 --> 00:24:35,748
Later, losers.
633
00:24:38,218 --> 00:24:40,608
Ow! **** me!
634
00:24:40,688 --> 00:24:42,778
- Stupid prick can't even fly.
- It's the **** hat.
635
00:24:42,858 --> 00:24:45,748
- It's not the hat.
- Reckon that hat's got some bad hoodoo in it, huh?
636
00:24:45,838 --> 00:24:47,618
There's nothing wrong
with the hat, Elvis!
637
00:24:47,708 --> 00:24:50,728
Later, losers... ow!
****
638
00:24:50,808 --> 00:24:52,598
And that's a wrap
on the Mixed-Up Mansion.
639
00:24:52,678 --> 00:24:54,568
Hello? You can go, too.
640
00:24:54,648 --> 00:24:57,088
The job wasn't easy, but
the owners couldn't be happier.
641
00:25:01,828 --> 00:25:03,118
LASZ
642
00:25:03,198 --> 00:25:04,718
I can't believe
he came back for that.
643
00:25:04,808 --> 00:25:05,618
What are you doing?
644
00:25:05,708 --> 00:25:07,028
You got what you want.
645
00:25:07,108 --> 00:25:08,628
- **** off.
- This **** is disgusting!
646
00:25:08,708 --> 00:25:09,628
Okay, but we still need to get
647
00:25:09,718 --> 00:25:10,898
the pre-credits button.
648
00:25:10,988 --> 00:25:12,138
What makes you think
we give a ****
649
00:25:12,218 --> 00:25:14,008
About the pre-credits button?
650
00:25:14,088 --> 00:25:16,008
It's
just, if you don't, you won't get
651
00:25:16,098 --> 00:25:17,378
your full payment
for the episode.
652
00:25:17,458 --> 00:25:19,318
I think it comes out
to, like, $1,200.
653
00:25:19,398 --> 00:25:21,758
- Oh, is it?
- Ooh, not too shabby.
654
00:25:21,838 --> 00:25:24,798
What I will just say
655
00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:28,168
is that now that Laszlo's
cursed hat is finally gone,
656
00:25:28,248 --> 00:25:31,268
the fire that's always going on
in the boiler room has gone out.
657
00:25:31,358 --> 00:25:32,848
Yes!
658
00:25:32,928 --> 00:25:34,308
And the sewage flooding
in the basement
659
00:25:34,398 --> 00:25:35,978
has dried up somewhat.
660
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:37,988
Thank you, Go Flip Yourself.
661
00:25:38,068 --> 00:25:40,058
And I'm pleased to report the
raccoons have stopped ****
662
00:25:40,138 --> 00:25:42,058
Under the sofa.
663
00:25:42,148 --> 00:25:43,768
Well... most of them have.
664
00:25:50,298 --> 00:25:52,218
On the next
Go Flip Yourself,
665
00:25:52,298 --> 00:25:54,688
Bran takes on his toughest
challenge yet.
666
00:25:54,768 --> 00:25:56,958
And the electric stove top
wasn't really
667
00:25:57,038 --> 00:25:59,228
working for you, was
it Amanda?
668
00:25:59,308 --> 00:26:01,328
- I mean, it worked.
- And that's why all
669
00:26:01,418 --> 00:26:04,038
the real restaurant chefs...
Say it with me...
670
00:26:04,118 --> 00:26:06,038
...only cook with gas.
671
00:26:06,128 --> 00:26:07,818
Yeah! All right, let's fire
672
00:26:07,898 --> 00:26:09,218
this baby up and make some
673
00:26:09,298 --> 00:26:11,118
of your world-famous spaghetti,
huh?
674
00:26:11,198 --> 00:26:13,168
- Let's do it.
- Let's do it!
675
00:26:14,778 --> 00:26:18,098
♪ I'll make you a believer ♪
676
00:26:18,188 --> 00:26:22,948
♪ Get off your knees ♪
677
00:26:23,028 --> 00:26:26,988
♪ You got the power to be ♪
678
00:26:27,068 --> 00:26:30,988
♪ What you want to be ♪
679
00:26:31,078 --> 00:26:34,418
♪ Make you a believer ♪
680
00:26:35,748 --> 00:26:38,958
♪ Make you a believer. ♪
681
00:26:53,418 --> 00:26:55,818
Go Flip Yourself.
682
00:26:59,468 --> 00:27:03,778
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