The Dreaming Priest

Long time ago there lived a priest who was extremely lazy and poor at the same time. He did not want to do any hard work but used to dream of being rich one day

12 of the Wisest Quotes by George Carlin

1. Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn’t mean the circus has left town. George Carlin 2. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? George Carlin 3. One can never know for sure what a deserted area …

B-A-N-K-E-R

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better and to help with their spelling.

Fasten Eight

A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said,

Colour of the Underwear

So Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning of the school year not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is absolutely sure she will win it.

GOD ALMIGHTY

Little Johnny was in bible study one morning. Sally was sleeping in front of johnny.
The teacher asked Sally who our Lord and savior was.

John Wayne

At school one day, the teacher was trying to approach the topic of sex education and asked her students if they’d ever seen anything that was related to sex education on TV.

Elephant

Little Johnny was in class and the teacher said “what we are going to do today class is, I am going to give you a letter and I want someone to raise their hand and