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The Compromise

23 years ago, my wife and I were having an argument about how to celebrate our first anniversary. Money was tight, and we had to choose between taking a beach vacation or buying a couch, which we did not have.

Being a Spaniard, she naturally advocated for the beach. As a thrifty American, I argued for the couch because it was permanent. In the end, we compromised — we went to the beach.

50th Surprise

Every Wednesday night at St. Rocco’s Catholic Church is a marriage seminar for husbands.

One night Father Gill asked Fabio to share his secrets for staying happily married for almost 50 years.

Fabio explained that he’d tried to treat his wife nice, buy her a few things, and best of all, he took her to Rome for their 25th anniversary.

Father Gill asked, “So what are you going to do for your 50th?”

Fabio proudly answered, “I’m gonna go pick her up!”

More Truth

A couple was celebrating their 45th anniversary together. They invited their two successful children to join them for a special dinner.

Their daughter, the lawyer, arrived just 10 minutes before dinner. “Sorry I’m almost late,” she said. “The jury took forever to come back. I rushed over here with no time to get you a gift. But Happy Anniversary!”

“No worries about a gift,” said the mother. “We’re just happy you could make it.”

Five minutes later their son, the doctor, rushed in. “So sorry I couldn’t get here sooner. The surgery had some complications, and I had no time to buy you an appropriate present. But Happy Anniversary!”

“The present is not important,” said the mother. “I’m happy we’re all together.”

After dinner the father said, “Kids, your mom and I have been in love with each other for 45 years. We’ve been blessed with the two of you, and had a wonderful life. But we have a confession to make. Way back then we were struggling, and so busy trying to make ends meet, we never took the time to actually get legally married.”

“What?” exclaimed the daughter.

“You mean we’re bastards?” asked the son.

“Yep,” said the father. “Cheap ones, too.”

Anniversary Gift

For over 20 years Helen had been complaining to Harry about him not putting the cap back on the toothpaste.

On their 25th anniversary, Harry resolved to change this bad habit and make his wife happy.

For the next week, Harry was diligent, always capping the toothpaste. He kept expecting Helen to thank him, but she never brought it up.

Finally one night in bed, she turned, looked at him, and said, “Why did you stop brushing your teeth?”

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