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“Cab Driver and Grandma” – Funny Short Story 2022

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“Cab Driver and Grandma”

My husband and I were dressed and ready to go out for a lovely evening of dinner and theater, having had a break-in in the past, we turned on a nightlight and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard.

When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs, ran inside the house and up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our budgie, we really didn’t want to leave them alone. So, my husband ran inside to retrieve the cat and put her in the backyard again. 

Since I didn’t want the taxi drive to know our house was going to be empty all evening, I explained to him that my husband would be out momentarily as he was just bidding goodnight to my mother. A few minutes later, he appeared in the cab visibly flustered.

As the cab pulled away, he said, (to my growing horror and amusement)

“Sorry it took so long but the stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her a** with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off so I grabbed her by the neck.I then wrapped her in a blanket so she couldn’t scratch me like she did last time. But it worked! I hauled her fat a** down the stairs and threw her into the backyard. She had better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again!”

The silence in the taxi was deafening…

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