Funny Stories to Tell Your Boyfriends Before Bed

Whenever we are thinking of relationships, we think of midnight talks. Bedtime funny stories are usually told by boyfriends to girls, but this time we are giving you a few of the funniest stories to tell your boyfriend at night before bed. Keep them engaged with these funny bedtime stories.

Mainly when it comes to long-term relationships, consistency is more important. To spice things up between you and your boyfriend, you need to take an effort. The effort is the most important thing when it comes to keeping a relationship. Try telling him a story for a change. He would think of it as a fantastic romantic gesture because I would.

5 Short Funny Stories to Tell your BF /Boyfriend

Out of 100 stories that I have read on Reddit, quora, and other social media profiles. I have handpicked these stories for you. Without further ado, let’s get into the stories.

1. Selfie with a Girlfriend.

One boyfriend took a selfie with his girlfriend when they went to bed. Then his girlfriend asked him, “Why did you take a selfie now? I don’t have any makeup now, my hair is messy, my face is dull, and I don’t like to look.” She replied, “I’m taking pictures of you just to let my kids know that their mom is beautiful without any makeup, and you look more beautiful.”

2. Fear of dogs

A girl was scared of dogs, but her boyfriend’s favorite hobby was playing with pets, especially dogs. When his girlfriend came out of the washroom, the dog stared at her and came forward one day. She was so scared that she thought the dog would bite her. But it was a pre-planned act. The reason is her boyfriend was standing behind her when she dropped her towel in an attempt to escape; her fear of dogs beating her by helping her boyfriend get his towel.#

3. A Naughty Fight

Once, a lover and her boyfriend argued with them. The lover was so angry that he packed up all his belongings and told her to get out and get out of her life. Then the husband did not say anything. When she threw her boyfriend’s belongings out of the house, and her boyfriend was leaving, she shouted angrily, “Long live and always have pain in your ass, and you will slowly die with a lot of pain!” Then the boyfriend came back and said, “So you want to be with me! Thanks for inviting me to be with you!”

4. A Romantic Answer

A girl asked her boyfriend about the reason he fell in love. Her sudden question surprised him. He did not want to answer the question as there was no definite answer. But it made the girl think that there was no reason to love, and she started to get depressed. The man hugged her and said that he did not answer the reason for falling in love because there is no need for love. You fall in love with a person without any reason or explanation. You never require a reason to love someone.

5. A Naughty Hug

Funny Stories to Tell Your Boyfriends Before Bed

One day, a girl went to see her boyfriend at his house. The man had a pet in his place, but the girl was afraid of the pet. The man would put the pet on a shirt whenever he went to see her. Throughout this time, he tried to be naughty with her. He kept dogs without a paw. Quickly, the girl came, and the dog went to her. Noticing the dog, the girl started running and hugged her boyfriend. The man was able to hug his daughter, and his naughty tactics worked.

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Long Funny Stories for your Girlfriend and Boyfriend

These stories can be told between you and him/her. Finding the perfect story to tell him or she is absolutely crucial as it can make or break your boyfriend’s mood. Learn how to pick the best bedtime story for her through our stories.

1. Stay Away from Me

One day, a girl had to pick her boyfriend up from the bar. He was very wasted, and her anger upon seeing him in such a condition was justified. However, she had no choice but to drop him home.

On their way back to their apartment, he kept on murmuring, blabbering, and singing random songs. Finally, she somehow dragged him up to his apartment and put him to bed.

She started undressing him to help him change before falling asleep. After his shoes and shirt came off, it was time for his jeans. When she touched the buckle of his jeans, he pushed her away, screaming, “Stay away from me, you lady! I have a beautiful girlfriend whom I love way too much. Don’t you ever think of coming close to me or touching me?”

The girlfriend couldn’t resist anymore and started laughing. She kissed him goodnight and went to sleep.

2. Be Smart

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One day, a couple had one of their worst fights ever. Each one of them kept calling the other out for some or the other past mistake. At one point, the husband became quiet and said nothing.

This made the wife furious, and she started packing his bags and asked him to leave. But, alas, the husband still stayed quiet. To which, the wife shouted, “May you always suffer in pain throughout your life.”

The husband burst into laughter, saying, “It seems you want me to stay with you then. Alright! I shall take that punishment.” The wife couldn’t hold back her laughter, and both of them hugged each other.

3. Mom and the Roommate

Mom Suspects Her Son of Sleeping With His Roommate. What She Does Next makes for a great example of funny short stories to tell your girlfriend.

This roommate’s short funny story begins with a mom who visits her son for dinner. Her son happens to live with a girl as a roommate. During their meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty her son’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between him and his roommate.

Reading his mom’s thoughts, his son volunteered,
“I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, we are just roommates.”

About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the Sheffield silver plate. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you?

He said,
“Well, I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure!”

He sat down and wrote,

“Dear Mom,

After you visited me, the silver plate has been missing. I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house, and I’m not saying that you didn’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Love,
Your son”

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which read:

“Dear Son,

I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her, but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.

Love,
Mom”

And just like that, the mystery has been solved.

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