Knock-Knock Jokes
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Well, orange you glad I didn’t say “Banana”?
Mo: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s There?
Mo: Anita.
Joe: Anita who?
Mo: Anita to borrow a pencil.
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Icy.
Mo: Icy who?
Joe: Icy what you are doing.
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Watson.
Mo: Watson who?
Joe:Watson on tv tonight?
Mo: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Mo: Yaw.
Joe: Yaw who?
Mo: Are you a cowboy?
Mo: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Mo: Wire.
Joe: Wire who?
Mo: Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Cook.
vCook who?
Joe: Hey, who are you calling cuckoo?
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Abbot.
Mo: Abbot who?
Joe: Abbot you don’t know who this is.
Mo: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Mo: Viper.
Joe: Viper who?
vViper nose, it’s running.
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Spell.
Mo: Spell who?
Joe: W-H-O.
Mo: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Mo: Woo.
Joe: Woo who?
Mo: Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Frostbite.
Mo: Frostbite who?
Joe: Frostbite yer food, then chew it.
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s There?
Joe: Alice.
Mo: Alice who?
Joe: Alice fair in love and war.
Mo: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s There?
Mo: Annie.
Joe: Annie Who?
Mo: Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Arfur.
Mo: Arfur who?
Joe: Arfur got.
Knock knock.
Who’s There?
Theodore.
Theodore who?
Ah, Theodore is stuck and it won’t open!
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Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Well, Henrietta a worm in his apple.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cher.
Cher who?
Well, Cher would be nice if you opened the door.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Well, Roach you a letter, did you get it?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Ok, Figs your doorbell, because it’s not working at all.
Mo: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Mo: Guitar.
Joe: Guitar who?
Mo: Guitar coats, it’s cold outside.
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Nana.
Mo: Nana who?
Joe: Nana your business.
Mo: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Mo: Canoe.
Joe: Canoe who?
Mo: Canoe help me with my homework?
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Justin.
Mo: Justin who?
Joe: Justin time for school.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Well, Noah good place we can get something to eat?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Ah, Robin the piggy bank again.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Ah, Doris locked, open up.
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Well, Robin you – hand over all your valuables!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Well alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car.
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: B-4.
Mo: B-4 who?
Joe: B-4 you go to school, do your homework.
Mo: Knock, knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Mo: Dewey.
Joe: Dewey who?
Mo: Dewey have to go to school today?
Joe: Knock, knock.
Mo: Who’s there?
Joe: Iona.
Mo: Iona who?
Joe: Iona new car.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Well, needle little help getting in the door.
4 Inspirational Short Stories About Work
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nun.
Nun who?
Well, nun of your business.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?’
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police!
Police who?
Well, police may I come in?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joe King.
Joe King who?
Joking is so much fun when you have good material.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No, I use Google.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Ahem, Mike country tis of thee…
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tarzan.
Tarzan who?
Everyone knows Tarzan stripes forever.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Razor.
Razor who?
Well, razor hands, this is a stick up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A Nicholas.
A Nicholas who?
Well, a Nicholas not much money these days.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Well, avenue knocked on this door before?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I love.
I love who?
Well I don’t know, you tell me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Prism.
Prism who?
It’s the police.
Open up or you’re going to prism.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Well, radio not, here I come.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Oink Oink.
Oink Oink who?
Make up you mind, are you a pig or an owl?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Well, dozen all this knocking bother you already?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggstremely disappointed you still don’t recognize me.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
God bless you.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Well, turnip the volume, it’s too quiet.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Please know ice cream if you don’t open up.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icing.
Icing who?
Well, icing so loudly everyone can hear me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Well, someday you’ll recognize me, hopefully.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rhino.
Rhino who?
Well, Rhino every knock knock joke there is.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Rabbit.
Rabbit who?
Well rabbit up carefully, it’s fragile.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
It scold outside, let me in.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Well water you doing in my house?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Who.
Who who?
That’s what an owl says.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Witches.
Witches who?
Well, witches the way home?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Well, wooden shoe like to hear another joke?
